Danzig bringing the LOLs

[Foot Foot]

[Foot Foot]

it is like Cats - people will assure you that it's the next rocky horror or whatever, but they're just being idiots

[kevin hash]

its a well known fact that Danzigs primary muses are Archie Comics and Julie Strain.

Watch your whore mouth when you talk about Archie Comics.

[Foot Foot]

[Eight Bit Alien]

that reverb is fucking horrible

[FVBTVS]

it is but its the girdle holding all that audio gunt together so god bless reverb

[Necrometer]

I don't know enough about Elvis to have a deep appreciation for how idiotic these covers are, sadly

I always felt like this song was the pinnacle of Elvis tribute for Glenn - never really hear anyone mention it

[featherboa]

you ever heard it said that metal is a joke the fans don't get?

[Necrometer]

I recently argued that comedy metal is pointless because metal already makes its own punchlines,

[featherboa]

Dangiz is like the corollary

[MPD]

[Eight Bit Alien]

cant wait for the new movie

EVERYONE is a vampire

[MPD]

dddd

[Foot Foot]

[Eight Bit Alien]

cant fucking wait

cant wait

[ghost boner]

its like a way dumber from dusk til dawn, and thats already pretty dumb. gonna rule

[ThePhillyExperiment]

Julian Sands!

I want to see Glenn Danzig sing Elvis songs at a Ramada bar.

[cxwx]

I’m disappointed that the girl named “Kim Director” isn’t the actual director.

[cxwx]

THANK GOD VAMPIRES CAN BE BURNED BY MOLTEN METAL

[Foot Foot]

[Foot Foot]

[ghost boner]

while that poster art is a bit goofy, i saw that tour the other day, my 6th time seeing the zig and this is the best hes ever sounded IMO

[Eight Bit Alien]

I'm deep, deep into a Danzig binge rn. I think about Danzig songs all the time. I play Danzig songs on my piano and throughout the day have these private little hybrid moments.

I think whoever laughs at that poster should have their faces raped by new creatures.

If you laugh at Danzig instead of loving his music, I think you should be covered in peanut butter and then pulverized by an invincible gorilla.

[Eight Bit Alien]

If you think Danzig's music is a joke, I think you should legally be sewn into a couch cushion and then trampled to death by everyone who fought in the revolutionary war.

[Eight Bit Alien]

I'm going to open a factory where fat guys on an assembly line rip your dick off for not taking Danzig seriously.