Danzig bringing the LOLs
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Every time I see Metallica or Megadeth or some washed up metal band do/say "past their prime" stupid shit I can't help but get annoyed, but when Danzig does it just pulls at my heart strings. It's just so endearingly stupid.
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A long time ago I read an interview with Danzig where he said he pretty much relies on stage presence and good performance live than actually sounding like he does on recording.
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Danzig didn't sound like that even back in the late 70's. I really respect his work, but Danzig always sounded out of breath live. She's either bullshitting or she doesn't have a nerd's-eye-view of what a singer should sound like.Pisscubes wrote:A friend of mine INSISTS that last new years eve when she saw Danzig he sounded AMAZING and was just crooning all buttery-black-smooth-evil style and the Misfits songs sounded just like the recordings, etc.
I have no proof, but I think she must be a filthy liar.
Nothing he does could take away from my respect for his (studio) work. Nice to know that he insists on trying to wipe his ass with his career.
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I'll have to say that when I saw him a year or two ago he sounded quite decent.......when he was actually singing. He had the mic away from his face at least 50% of the time but the other 50% when he actually sang was surprisingly good. When he was audible on Tired Of Being Alive it actually gave me goose bumps straight from 1990.Pisscubes wrote:A friend of mine INSISTS that last new years eve when she saw Danzig he sounded AMAZING and was just crooning all buttery-black-smooth-evil style and the Misfits songs sounded just like the recordings, etc.
I have no proof, but I think she must be a filthy liar.
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Pisscubes wrote:A friend of mine INSISTS that last new years eve when she saw Danzig he sounded AMAZING and was just crooning all buttery-black-smooth-evil style and the Misfits songs sounded just like the recordings, etc.
I have no proof, but I think she must be a filthy liar.
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I had the same experience. Her Black Wings was a goosebump-inducing live music bucket list moment for me as well. He could've just played the first 2 albums thru, and 86'd the little tired Misfits set at the end and I would've been a happy man.Introvert wrote:I'll have to say that when I saw him a year or two ago he sounded quite decent.......when he was actually singing. He had the mic away from his face at least 50% of the time but the other 50% when he actually sang was surprisingly good. When he was audible on Tired Of Being Alive it actually gave me goose bumps straight from 1990.Pisscubes wrote:A friend of mine INSISTS that last new years eve when she saw Danzig he sounded AMAZING and was just crooning all buttery-black-smooth-evil style and the Misfits songs sounded just like the recordings, etc.
I have no proof, but I think she must be a filthy liar.
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Someone needs to take a mallet and put him out of his misery, bashing him upon the head until he can croon no longer. Jeez
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Introvert wrote:I'll have to say that when I saw him a year or two ago he sounded quite decent.......when he was actually singing. He had the mic away from his face at least 50% of the time but the other 50% when he actually sang was surprisingly good. When he was audible on Tired Of Being Alive it actually gave me goose bumps straight from 1990.Pisscubes wrote:A friend of mine INSISTS that last new years eve when she saw Danzig he sounded AMAZING and was just crooning all buttery-black-smooth-evil style and the Misfits songs sounded just like the recordings, etc.
I have no proof, but I think she must be a filthy liar.
I'll second this. I saw him last year and though I won't say there was not an ABUNDANCE of lol-worthy flexing and frail old man vocals, the whole thing was split pretty evenly between "Eh, this is pretty shitty" to "Holy FUCK IT'S DANZIG AND HE IS SINGING HER BLACK WINGS AND OH SHIT THIS RULES". I was also semi-shitfaced.
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this one aint too bad. pretty representative of the show I saw.Pisscubes wrote:I guess I just need to see some live footage... ANY live footage from the last 10 years where Danzig is actually singing well, if only for a bit.
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How's this surprising?F. Murray Sandyclam wrote:I made the terrible mistake years ago of reading a groupie forum where the girls rated their conquests and talked about their experiences...so basically I know that Danzig has a two inch penis and cries/gets distant after sex. I can never erase that from my mind and it's what I think of every time I watch him sing. It's a goddamn shame.
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He's completely off-key a bunch of times !\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:this one aint too bad. pretty representative of the show I saw.Pisscubes wrote:I guess I just need to see some live footage... ANY live footage from the last 10 years where Danzig is actually singing well, if only for a bit.
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somebody's sober!riley-o wrote:He's completely off-key a bunch of times !
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since the only thing he'll allow within one foot of his mouth is a roast beef sandwich from Subway, maybe the microphone should be slapped between two pieces of bread.
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So are the juggalos singing along. For the record, it's not like I said "here's a wonderful Danzig performance!".riley-o wrote: He's completely off-key a bunch of times !
And I'm sober for at least the next hour or so.
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I got something to say, this sub is tasty today!!Foot Foot wrote:since the only thing he'll allow within one foot of his mouth is a roast beef sandwich from Subway, maybe the microphone should be slapped between two pieces of bread.
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That's bullshit. We all know he survives off meatball subs.
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Pisscubes wrote:It's the confirmation, man. I mean, sure I suspected Santa wasn't real as a kid, but it wasn't until I really found out that it stung.spacehamster wrote:How's this surprising?F. Murray Sandyclam wrote:I made the terrible mistake years ago of reading a groupie forum where the girls rated their conquests and talked about their experiences...so basically I know that Danzig has a two inch penis and cries/gets distant after sex. I can never erase that from my mind and it's what I think of every time I watch him sing. It's a goddamn shame.
i just pictured him howling after sex, not as a conquest but like lone wolf crooning at the moon for company.
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I remember that getting posted on some incarnation of the board and the phrase "Glenn's cock is just like him: short."F. Murray Sandyclam wrote:I made the terrible mistake years ago of reading a groupie forum where the girls rated their conquests and talked about their experiences...so basically I know that Danzig has a two inch penis and cries/gets distant after sex. I can never erase that from my mind and it's what I think of every time I watch him sing. It's a goddamn shame.
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yeah.....that dude will high five himself for the rest of his life over that.Pisscubes wrote:It WAS funny when Danzig got hit, but after releasing a fucking book about the subject and now a new article, this dude just looks pathetic. At least Danzig was part of more than a few awesome records.
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He had an in-depth interview in Decibel about it, too. So yeah, this guy's a media whore.BUNGVOX wrote:yeah.....that dude will high five himself for the rest of his life over that.Pisscubes wrote:It WAS funny when Danzig got hit, but after releasing a fucking book about the subject and now a new article, this dude just looks pathetic. At least Danzig was part of more than a few awesome records.
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That was terrible.
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When you do a cover of a Nancy Sinatra song and Entombed did it better than you, it's really, really, really time to hang it up. Guy's voice is so shot, it's just depressing.
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