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so I google "fart on tits" and a few clicks later...

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http://gassygoddess.blogspot.com/?zx=e7018445b09ead8d

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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Aint got shit on cakefarts.
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:Aint got shit on cakefarts.
I dunno...
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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oh god that quote...
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http://www.fartontits.com/

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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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I looked at that site. It has ZH written all over it.
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The only thing I knowe about farting on tits, is that local fuckhole celebrity burton cummings is known to pick up hookers in hopes of paying them so he can fart on their tits. it's a well known part of winnipeg history.

what a fucking pig...
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:Aint got shit on cakefarts.
I like meatloaf farts when her friend is like "Omg, like...what are you doing? hehehe" and then she sits on it and her friend pulls apart her ass cheeks as if she needed to check if it really stuck. Pudding farts was just too far...
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soiled depends wrote:The only thing I knowe about farting on tits, is that local fuckhole celebrity burton cummings is known to pick up hookers in hopes of paying them so he can fart on their tits. it's a well known part of winnipeg history.

what a fucking pig...

I've found photographic proof

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that you for that image. i believe it's accurate.....
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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hardon zits
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Cascade Whore wrote:hardon zits
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Cascade Whore wrote: ↑Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:34 pm
soiled depends wrote:The only thing I knowe about farting on tits, is that local fuckhole celebrity burton cummings is known to pick up hookers in hopes of paying them so he can fart on their tits. it's a well known part of winnipeg history.

what a fucking pig...

I've found photographic proof

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