So, Sasha got nekid?

[Introvert]

who?

Are you deaf Elkdick? He said REX MURPHY!!

[\m/Johnny\m/]

Then one day, they finally opened a Krispy Kreme in Boston.

And it was just... ok.

[Gunther]

man fuck you cubes don't go dragging donuts down where her nipples point

[Introvert]

Wait, there are actually people who like Krispy Kreme?

[Gunther]

LISTEN BEARDO IF I WANT YOUR OPINION ON DONUTS I'LL CALL 1-800-BEARD-ME

[soiled depends]

Winnipeg went batshit crazy when a franchise opened. No idea if it still exists. Haven't heard about it since it opened. People used to smuggle Krispy Kreme to here from the US and Ontario.

People are fucking stupid....

[valgalder]

I think all the ones around here closed. same kinda deal.. people initially went nuts for them for like a week.

[Introvert]

LISTEN BEARDO IF I WANT YOUR OPINION ON DONUTS I'LL CALL 1-800-BEARD-ME

Haha, that's actually GFC's phone number you silly goose!

[fallbacktostone]

well i mean, a good krispy kreme also comes down to timing. you gotta get em when the 'fresh baked' sign is on which signals they're at their peak tastyness. perfectly warm and soft. not unlike a nice young lass with hips and fat tits.

you gotta get the nudie pix when the freshness sign is still on.

[fallbacktostone]

and i mean

if my friend brings me a box of room temperature krispy kremes i'm not knocking them out of his hand and spitting in his face just because they aren't warm.

if you follow my logic here..

[Gunther]

fbts knows what's going on. fresh lemon-filled donut is way better than looking at the old manitoba moose's tits here.

[Black Jacques]

manitoba moose's tits here.

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

I have to admit that I was shocked that this thread delivered what the title implied.

Reminds me a lot of Krispy Kreme donuts.

They always looked so awesome. People posted pictures of them, talked about them forever. I always really wanted one.

Then one day, they finally opened a Krispy Kreme in Boston.

And it was just... ok.

The dream was better than the reality.

Yeah, but that analogy doesn't quite hold. What has happened here is that people told you about Krispy Kreme every day a long time ago, and then in the intervening years Krispy Kreme put on a lot of weight and her boobs got kinda weird.

Are you following this metaphor that I'm building here?

[riley-o]

why are we talking about donuts in this thread anyways?

what else are we going to talk about ?

[krudmonk]

it looks like donuts played a part in making this thread anyway...

[milkmandan]

why are we talking about donuts in this thread anyways?

They are the secret to Sasha's success

[Toilet Fleet]

this was basically the board's visit to the Lincoln Memorial

[p4vl]

How is it that one of this chick's parents is not black?

[God]

why are we talking about donuts in this thread anyways?

still failing to see how big tits cancels out fat AND ugly

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

you sons of bitches are gonna make me drive to Krispy Kreme. Fuck i don't want to make that drive right now but goddamn if I don't want some fucking donuts.

[IFryKids]

Krispy Kreme > High on Fire

[Deez Nutz]

Maybe it's just my advancing years, but I find their donuts to be TOO damn sugary. I'd rather eat an "everything bagel" with creme cheese.

[Teebore]

So now we're talking about bagels in the High on Fire thread? Sheesh...

[\m/Johnny\m/]

Krispy Kreme > High on Fire

[hipster holocaust]

If this is the case then someone should really post pictures of the fresh krispy kremes do put things into perspective since the pictures of the doughnuts in this thread look worse than donations we got for food not bombs.