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Six Feet Under To Play “longest set” In The History of Death Metal
by Unholy Crucifix on August 21, 2018
Six Feet Under are playing what they are saying is the longest live set in death metal history on October 27th,2018 in Moscow Russia.

Chris Barnes says this will clock in at over one and a half hours, making it the longest set in death metal history.

how did barnes get a port wine stain birthmark on his forehead... that only appeared recently?

https://secondhandsongs.com/picture/264475

They really are one of the shittiest bands ever.

Putnam was right about chris barnes.

guys i love the first album

i love it

Necrometer wrote: ↑Mon Oct 14, 2019 2:34 pm

Six Feet Under To Play “longest set” In The History of Death Metal
by Unholy Crucifix on August 21, 2018
Six Feet Under are playing what they are saying is the longest live set in death metal history on October 27th,2018 in Moscow Russia.

Chris Barnes says this will clock in at over one and a half hours, making it the longest set in death metal history.

Similar to press coverage of Trump they're getting the idea of historic confused with good or even necessary.

FVBTVS wrote: ↑Tue Oct 15, 2019 1:17 pm guys i love the first album

i love it

Dude look, a long time ago, the government held a council of wise men to try to figure out what's the deal with Six Feet Under... completely terrible, hated on because they were popular, appropriate as a joke, maybe ironic joke the whole time and only hip people knew... you know.

Anyway the council was me and Vernon, on AIM.... this was around 2008 I would guess.. our findings were that Six Feet Under had exactly one awesome song (Lycanthropy) and aside from acknowledging that, it's literally against proper moral conduct to enjoy the band.

I'm sorry we didn't CC you on that at the time, and you're just being told now. The position you've been put in is unfair.

i had a shirt and everything but a girl destroyed that one too

revenge of the zombie is a BANGER that SLAPS



that vocal at 1:08

1.25x highly recommended

I remember that song.

Sometime in very early high school, my friends and I would get together at this one house every Friday. There was a big boat parked in the driveway, and we were allowed to climb around it and chill in the cabin if we were respectful. They used to put on Sublime (or whatever) on the boat's stereo, crank it up, and skateboard around the cul-de-sac. The braver kids in our troupe had started bringing girls around, so that was going on too. High-pressure situation.

I remember being in a really bad mood one of these nights. I got the idea in my head that I wanted to show my darkness to these kids and any girls I hadn't met. I had a CD-R with 'Revenge of the Zombie' on it, so I took it out of my discman and put it in the boat's stereo.

I climbed out to the front of the boat, overlooking the driveway, and stood with my arms outstretched like a 14 year old pimple-faced Jack posing (without Rose) in Death Metal Titanic. I didn't hold a single pose for the entire duration of the song, but I remember clearly having my arms extended when he says "I'll cut your fucking head off!"

My feelings of loneliness didn't lift for at least 3 years after that, and I don't pity myself at all - society gave me what I deserved...

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holy shit

War is co MEEEEEENG

ok

so

the way he sings "soul" in that song made my friends & me laugh endlessly

after endless idiotic discussion about the evolution of the guy's vocals, I used the WAV editor on windows 95 to edit together a montage: one time chris barnes says the word "soul" from each of the CC/SFU records up to that point, and it came out like.... SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL SOUL soooo-hooooole

i'm pretty sure that file is long gone now, but honestly why weren't we spending more time laughing about him kicking off the breakdown by barking "DANK"

I had no idea this board was rife with six feet under nostalgia

been out of town and kind of busy but i wanted to add to this excellent SFU convo. theres a music video about this pro america song thats just the BEST. its anti-war and just straight retarded. i must have watched it 50 times when it came out. enjoy!

ghost boner wrote: ↑Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:08 am AMERIKA THE BRUTAL

This is probably the highlight of SFU and therefore death metal in general (Nasdaq: DMiG 1,757.51 USD −29.97 [1.68%])

Hahaha..

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Had to Google, but of course VGOD is vaping shit.

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hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:57 pm

I bet you 10,000 dollars they tell everyone how lil ricky (you KNOW that fucking baby is named after his stupid face dad and they added "lil' to his stupid name to be cute) waved all by himself and smirk then sip wine with cum in it and cheers to their miracle

I was thinking about naming my kid after me but mostly out of lack of potential names and sheer laziness.