Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude [NOW A SLEEP POLL]

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how do you sleep

on my back
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12%
on my side
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65%
head hits concrete vocalist
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6%
sometimes, on my fucking face like a maniac
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featherboa wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 2:19 pm signed up for climbing again yesterday
featherboa wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 6:58 am my fingers hurt all the time


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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".

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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".

I have 8 children.
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I think the new season of I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE isn't very funny especially in contrast to the last one, and I interpret this as a sign of getting older.
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i didn't think it was as good either

i stopped drinking (at home) because it makes it impossible to sleep through the night and that makes it too hard to get better at climbing.
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good idea to combine hobbies of drinking and climbing to save time
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Geeheeb wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2023 10:11 am I think the new season of I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE isn't very funny especially in contrast to the last one, and I interpret this as a sign of getting older.
In fairness, the last season was so amazing, so I can't hold it against them. There are still some A-Tier sketches (Doggy Door, Metalloid Maniac, Proposal Park).
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I got a case of rebound COVID (so I had it for two weeks) and now I am really liking this second Blitz record (second empire justice)...
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I missed my drum throne the other day ( I wasn't even drunk!) thankfully the 4X12 cab behind me broke my fall. Old, fat, clumsy, decrepit, stupid or all of the above?
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can necrometer inject some adrenochrome or something into my finger pulleys?
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You can buy adrenochrome online!!!

My favorite part of the whole goofy myth - this seemingly obscure, occult chemical compound with a creepy name and a few whispered cultural references. Sounds wild right? But even a cursory google search will take you to supply company sites, where you can find it readily available and not terribly expensive.

Certainly easier than TORTURING AN ORPHAN TO DEATH IN A PIZZA BASEMENT

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:lol:

travis are you having pain in/near your knuckles? (just trying to understand the pulley drama). if so, you might benefit from doing the stretch where you pull your fingers back (open your palm to the max). the issue is that any muscle that gets stronger also gets shorter, and when those long grippy muscles (that run from your fingertips to your elbow) get too short, they put tension on your pulleys. stretching them out might relieve that tension. sorry if this is old news… good luck

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mein kampf but decrepitude
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Geeheeb wrote: Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:08 am I got a case of rebound COVID (so I had it for two weeks) and now I am really liking this second Blitz record (second empire justice)...
I had Covid for the first time last month (that I'm aware of) other than muscle aches it was pretty mild but I'd already had a billion booster shots.
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how about stem cells?

It's just overuse and being an old

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hurts when i press on A2

stretching backwards is one thing i haven't tried seriously so thanks
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Maybe the trick is just to pick one organ system to pulverize at the expense of all others? Like two extra strength acetaminophen every day is obviously bad for my liver, but maybe who cares about that gay retard body part?? I dunno im not committed yet
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it's called beer
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featherboa wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2023 9:36 am how about stem cells?

hurts when i press on A2

stretching backwards is one thing i haven't tried seriously so thanks
stem cells are largely bogus atm sorry

along with the stretch i described, your sweaty could roll out your forearm

i also endorse temperature cycling for any musculoskeletal woe - when you go from room temp to cold & back (or from neutral to warm & back) it promotes blood flow in/through tissues that have atrocious circulation by default

non-hippie, but in my experience naproxen (alleve) works especially well to address join pain/inflammation

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+1 on naproxen
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as much as it helps, that shit will actually destroy your kidneys if taken long-term, even with the recommended daily dose (most likely to manifest in older people)

it's insane to me that NSAIDs are OTC and don't have any warning about chronic use (especially because doctors are so often like: oh, that part hurts? just take this pill and go away!)
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naproxen gave me the worst heartburn i ever had
i asked dr ed if i could cycle through the 3 main nsaids every night so i could sleep longer and at least he told me no if the label wouldn't


i don't need to pain to go away; i need my fingers to recover faster and not get injured
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featherboa wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 3:42 pm
i don't need to pain to go away; i need [x]
This is just adulthood isn't it? it's so crazy when this really settles in and you accept it

I don't care about the pain anymore at all really, obviously I'd take a cure if it existed.... but the only thing I even think about anymore is sleep. When it gets bad enough I lose sleep for weeks on end, and that cripples everything else. Sleep is the most precious resource after food/water/shelter.
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i need to sleep
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I worked ten hours and am on my fifth shot of mezcal.
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featherboa wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 3:42 pmi don't need to pain to go away...
I used to have this mindset, but the anti-inflammatories can also be anti-injury, I think? like if/when I throw out my back (get that POP from a minor sprain), now I go hard with the ibuprofen or whatever and in my experience the recovery is so much more chill. granted it's been a while since I had anything go wrong with my lower back, but... i think i am saying something here... maybe?
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I've had a reoccurring back injury for over 20 years. I hate myself though so I just chalk it up to deserved punishment.
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