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Thread reminds me why I stopped going to HC shows in the mid-90s. So much small dick rage. Ugh.

these losers should've been trying to kill each other and cause scenes like this maybe 15 years ago before their dumb faggotte fans moved on to black metal..

too little too late guys

spacehamster wrote:Thread reminds me why I stopped going to HC shows in the mid-90s. So much small dick rage. Ugh.

Weird. I thought all the ball-tugging happened in the states.

Haha, this clown's in his mid-40's, right? He's not gonna make a very dignified senior citizen

hipster holocaust wrote:

spacehamster wrote:Thread reminds me why I stopped going to HC shows in the mid-90s. So much small dick rage. Ugh.

Weird. I thought all the ball-tugging happened in the states.

Nah, it's the same shit here. I went to a HC show last December because I like the band and a few of them are my buddies, and not five minutes after they started, some guy in a basketball shirt and a bandana (who I later found out is well into his 30s and has a kid) wanted to fight one of my friends.

F. Murray Sandyclam wrote: These people should just have hot dogs thrown at them...every single time. They can flail around in a tornado of wieners on the cheap.

Awesome.

spacehamster wrote:

F. Murray Sandyclam wrote: These people should just have hot dogs thrown at them...every single time. They can flail around in a tornado of wieners on the cheap.

Awesome.

ah haha, that was pretty good

Eggplant. I'm thinking big, shiny, black eggplant.

It's like the old urban legend where Ted Nugent took a pinball to the the teeth... only not as gay.

F. Murray Sandyclam wrote: It's amusing to me that the crossover between NYHC goons and fratboy daterape douche proto-yuppies is so obvious in retrospect. At the time I simply didn't see it coming.

Youth Crew guys were wearing varsity jackets, Nike dunks and mesh shorts to shows in the mid-80s. Oddly enough, none of them were actually athletes.

"Lifer" hardcore guys are so delusional it stops being funny and starts being depressing. People make jokes about black metal nerds living in a fantasy world. These sadsacks aren't any different.

fallbacktostone wrote:

these chicks

haha jesus fuck

The Torsion wrote: Youth Crew guys were wearing varsity jackets, Nike dunks and mesh shorts to shows in the mid-80s. Oddly enough, none of them were actually athletes.

I don't know if he played any sports, but I think he knew his way around the inside of a gym. (Porcell from Youth of Today/Judge/Project X etc)

Pisscubes wrote:

krog wrote:This makes the Springa vs Al beef in SSD seem pretty limp-dicked.

Does this mean he won't be doing 10+ facebook updates a day about renzo gracie academy, jui jitsu and his kids anymore?

Dr Yail Bloor wrote:Does this mean he won't be doing 10+ facebook updates a day about renzo gracie academy, jui jitsu and his kids anymore?

wonder what ol' harley can do in the octagon?

how does he stack up to the bad boys of MMA?

BUNGVOX wrote:

Dr Yail Bloor wrote:Does this mean he won't be doing 10+ facebook updates a day about renzo gracie academy, jui jitsu and his kids anymore?

wonder what ol' harley can do in the octagon?

how does he stack up to the bad boys of MMA?

We'll never know, since he went through with his insane plan to stab and replace a musician on stage. But maybe we'll see how his skills fare in the prison yard?

He started this meltdown on facebook a couple of weeks ago, poor guy can't let things go.

Pisscubes wrote:He did it at a Cro-Mag show. How did this play-out in his head?

"Fuck, I can't believe Harley stabbed our bassist."

"I know, that's just fucked."

"Next order of business: Who can we get to replace our stabbed bassist?"

"Hmmm. What do you think Harley is doing?"

'Is it true that if I kill you I become you?'

Pisscubes wrote:He did it at a Cro-Mag show. How did this play-out in his head?

"Fuck, I can't believe Harley stabbed our bassist."

"I know, that's just fucked."

"Next order of business: Who can we get to replace our stabbed bassist?"

"Hmmm. What do you think Harley is doing?"

It's such a wacky plan, I can't get over the bump in logic.

"Damn, our bassist was just murdered."
"Who did it?"
"Our former bassist, who we briefly considered injecting with AIDS blood because we were too afraid of firing him."
"What do we do now?"
"PLUG HIM IN."

has will rahmer offered any remarks on the situation yet?

"everyone has a price!!!!!"

Fighting Uruk-Hai wrote:

The Torsion wrote: Youth Crew guys were wearing varsity jackets, Nike dunks and mesh shorts to shows in the mid-80s. Oddly enough, none of them were actually athletes.

I don't know if he played any sports, but I think he knew his way around the inside of a gym. (Porcell from Youth of Today/Judge/Project X etc)

Apparently there was word going around about him being all self righteous about 'the edge' but then going to the gym 7 hours a day and probably juicing til his balls fell off (exhibit A).

B



C



IT'S EDGE IF IT DON'T GET YOU HIGH BRO

He lovesssss to tan. Why have muscles if they aren't tan, he thinks. Must tan, must tan frequently, every angle, every inch, uniform, single gradient. Tannnnnnn.

Does Rick Ta Lyfe knowe? You gotta pack a (vegan) lunch to out-douche that fucking clown

there should be a fucking flesh eating bacteria that only eats aging irrelevant hardcore geezers

yeah it makes me fucking sick to my stomach even thinking about these people.