Misheard lyrics...

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I agree about that Fucked Up lyric now that you mention it.

Also, courtesy of rapebear:

I KILLED A MEXICAN @ 0:50

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1:28 BAT-FUNK DICKHEAD



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for Danzig, it's only noteworthy if you somehow properly heard a lyric
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that one papa roach song

would it be wrong would it be right
if i took my life tonight
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Necrometer wrote:for Danzig, it's only noteworthy if you somehow properly heard a lyric
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There's a bathroom on the right



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Divine Empire - Hidden Hatred



sounds like
"I whip out my cock--and jack off in your face"

it's actually
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"I whip out my cock--and jack off in your face"
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any more in flames or maybe some kittie lyrics?
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I was going to post God Dethroned's "The Warcult," which sounds like "We are the War Cult/We are the shit-for-brains!" until I looked up the actual lyrics:
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We are the warcult
We are the shit for brains
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Pisscubes wrote:I don't even remember what song it was, but on the board like 10 years ago someone had misheard a lyric in some death metal song as We ordered paaaaaancakes!!!! and I couldn't stop going around saying that is a growly voice.
It's a Circle of Dead Children song... "Tranquilizer" from Starving the Vultures.
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nick wrote:that one papa roach song

would it be wrong would it be right
if i took my life tonight
chances are dyn-o-mite
absolutely 100% thought this was the correct lyric
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james wrote:
nick wrote:that one papa roach song

would it be wrong would it be right
if i took my life tonight
chances are dyn-o-mite
absolutely 100% thought this was the correct lyric
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Metallica's version of Whiskey In The Jar when James sings the line "I first produced my pistol, then produce my rapier" sounds like he's singing "I first produced my pistol, then bruised my labia".
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0:50 "On a cold rainy windy night. She shit on the door she cut off the lights."





Makes me think he got it on with
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takeasneededforpain wrote:
Pisscubes wrote:I don't even remember what song it was, but on the board like 10 years ago someone had misheard a lyric in some death metal song as We ordered paaaaaancakes!!!! and I couldn't stop going around saying that is a growly voice.
It's a Circle of Dead Children song... "Tranquilizer" from Starving the Vultures.

Yeah, that was me. I always wanted to do a parody song of just running an order off a menu at a diner for the lyrics. :)
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Before I forget: Ripping Corpse is singing about Bacon.




Sounds just like this
"It is the maze that dreams. And I am lost."
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I always sing "thigh master" during the chorus everytime I hear Five Magics.
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Geeheeb wrote:I KILLED A MEXICAN @ 0:50

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_q96e6Aef0
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"i want cheeseburger" from that fleshgrind song must be mentioned http://youtu.be/kuo9R8T7BDY?t=1m14s . also i still always think angelcorpse is saying "call us collect" on the first line of this one http://youtu.be/TFBl9uRzVG4
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1:20

7 year old me thought it said 'it's a ride out in space'

still a fave tune of mine.
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I SET OUT ON A LONG-ASS ROAD

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Hope that guy's goin' away, tomorrows gonna be your birthday!

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