i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
did anyone tell her to hot the big bowl cold the small bowl?
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
1. Put the bowls in your garage, basement, or porch - away from curtains or rug
2. Get WD-40 or other petroleum-based penetrating oil
3. Wear disposable gloves
4. Drink as much of the oil as you possibly can, as fast as possible
5. Lock the doors
6. Set your house on fire
7. Turn on your smartphone and look up the Gettysburg Address
8. Try to see if you can memorize the entire thing before you die of smoke inhalation and naked flame
works every time you fucking dumb bitch
Zerohero wrote: ↑Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am
cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
Hunter wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 1:08 pm
Lauren Boebert drives me up the wall to the point where I hope all of humanity is nuked - yes, ok, sure that's fine...
BUT - I am just now learning that she's apparently the child of a groupie, and her dad, pro-wrestler ‘Sweet’ Stan Lane, wanted Lauren to be aborted. He has still not acknowledged her as his child and the story is bizarre:
Allegedly she was a prostitute who had two abortions who was paid by the Koch’s and fucked Ted Cruz who was the one who encouraged her to run for congress. Cruz’s pac gave her a large campaign contribution that she didn’t disclose until in came to light because the books weren’t balancing.
Hunter wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 1:08 pm
Lauren Boebert drives me up the wall to the point where I hope all of humanity is nuked - yes, ok, sure that's fine...
BUT - I am just now learning that she's apparently the child of a groupie, and her dad, pro-wrestler ‘Sweet’ Stan Lane, wanted Lauren to be aborted. He has still not acknowledged her as his child and the story is bizarre:
Allegedly she was a prostitute who had two abortions who was paid by the Koch’s and fucked Ted Cruz who was the one who encouraged her to run for congress. Cruz’s pac gave her a large campaign contribution that she didn’t disclose until in came to light because the books weren’t balancing.
I know it's a common saying, but it's still true: every Republican accusation is an admission of guilt. Look at Hershel Walker campaigning on "family values" and "black people don't have enough father figures" and just recently, it's come out that he has an estranged son. Their projection is some next level shit.