things that make you irrationally angry

[cxwx]

Middle-aged dude unironically complains about "cancel culture" in 2024, proceeds to call people "political robots".

Pft, sounds like something a Germanic trans-humanist woke-mind virus feminazi would say.

Look at the kind of dystopian nightmare your cultural has produced!!

[FVBTVS]

we can delete him if yall want

[Necrometer]

wake up sheeperson

[The Bill]

We went to a delicious South American style restaurant. My Greek mother in-law asked for soy sauce.

[The Bill]

Also, rides designed to create that butterfly in the stomach feeling. No different than being tickled.

[THE KILL]

Maybe we could ask why you were arrested for shooting at a parked car? I'm sure there must have been a good reason. Or maybe we can ask why you earnestly told me I should blow up railroad tracks. I'm sure you were just joking and you're completely stable.

Please tell me more about all of this... or better yet, make it a proper thread.

[cxwx]

Maybe we could ask why you were arrested for shooting at a parked car? I'm sure there must have been a good reason. Or maybe we can ask why you earnestly told me I should blow up railroad tracks. I'm sure you were just joking and you're completely stable.

Please tell me more about all of this... or better yet, make it a proper thread.

Someone had already made a troll account in this very same thread on the very last page "you look fat in your mugshot"! I can't find the exchange anymore but at some point he said if I really cared about social change I should just start blowing up railroad tracks and posted a link to what looked like some kind of land mine. It was in reference to that trail derailment in Ohio that irritated an entire city. He didn't seem to be joking.

[Geeheeb]

We went to a delicious South American style restaurant. My Greek mother in-law asked for soy sauce.

Did they have garum instead?

[FVBTVS]

[cxwx]

I was at my grandmothers house and being forced to watch this horrible show called "Zillow Gone Wild" hosted by Jack McBrayer, wondering if he lost all his 30 Rock money. He has the most annoying voice in the world to the point where it's objectively distracting. I had to look up more about this motherfucker and his main job is voice work for cartoons.

[postaddiction]

I was at my grandmothers house and being forced to watch this horrible show called "Zillow Gone Wild" hosted by Jack McBrayer, wondering if he lost all his 30 Rock money. He has the most annoying voice in the world to the point where it's objectively distracting. I had to look up more about this motherfucker and his main job is voice work for cartoons.

The fact that there are people who view him hosting a show as a draw is fucking disturbing. Especially after watching an episode. That dude needs some more bullying, apparently the 30 rock success undid whatever progress was made in his youth

[cxwx]

I was at my grandmothers house and being forced to watch this horrible show called "Zillow Gone Wild" hosted by Jack McBrayer, wondering if he lost all his 30 Rock money. He has the most annoying voice in the world to the point where it's objectively distracting. I had to look up more about this motherfucker and his main job is voice work for cartoons.

The fact that there are people who view him hosting a show as a draw is fucking disturbing. Especially after watching an episode. That dude needs some more bullying, apparently the 30 rock success undid whatever progress was made in his youth

Let's Make A Deal is also on rotation and the few times I've seen it I am convinced the producers are ribbing Tiffany Coyne, they had her in situations where she was making tacos "who wants to eat Tiffany's taco!?" Or she had to play an actual bean bag game of corn hole. The last time I saw it the contestant could either pick the special package or Tiffany's big box.

[postaddiction]

I was at my grandmothers house and being forced to watch this horrible show called "Zillow Gone Wild" hosted by Jack McBrayer, wondering if he lost all his 30 Rock money. He has the most annoying voice in the world to the point where it's objectively distracting. I had to look up more about this motherfucker and his main job is voice work for cartoons.

The fact that there are people who view him hosting a show as a draw is fucking disturbing. Especially after watching an episode. That dude needs some more bullying, apparently the 30 rock success undid whatever progress was made in his youth

Let's Make A Deal is also on rotation and the few times I've seen it I am convinced the producers are ribbing Tiffany Coyne, they had her in situations where she was making tacos "who wants to eat Tiffany's taco!?" Or she had to play an actual bean bag game of corn hole. The last time I saw it the contestant could either pick the special package or Tiffany's big box.

Wayne Brady probably feels the need to humiliate anyone he has power over.

[Necrometer]

youtube inveted and now broadly activates this "stable volume" mode that's presumably meant to make stuff more tolerable when it's seepling out of a phone or laptop

it's the same useless "smart" tech they had in cars, with the idea being that when u rev the engine, ur music gets louder too

it fucking sucks and is giving me flashbacks to the proliferation of tvs with motion smoothing on by default

[godofdeadlydeath]

God, everything looks and sounds like shit on TV now.

[Necrometer]

also angry about me finally caving and considering paying for youtube premium so I could escape the endless ads*, and then I learned that my work-associated youtube account - where I built all my playlists - is completely and universally forbidden from any $$$ transactions with youtube/google

*i'm long since retired from adblocking, it's just not for me

[FVBTVS]

and blue tooth is hot garbage on top of that and isnt very loud

[postaddiction]

I hope you're just referring to the Darkness guy being a gaylord, because Amyl and the Sniffers are pretty cool, and this is my favorite album cover of the 21st century

[FVBTVS]

oh 100%

i just thought the entire high handed premise of that shit was absolutely laughable. even deigning to explain why stuff thats not strictly technical has merit. stfu nuerd

[postaddiction]

oh 100%

i just thought the entire high handed premise of that shit was absolutely laughable. even deigning to explain why stuff thats not strictly technical has merit. stfu nuerd

Full disclosure, I skimmed through it without really absorbing any of what it's about because that guy's Buffalo Bill energy was too off-putting

[Geeheeb]

I sprained my ankle right before a work trip

[cxwx]

oh 100%

i just thought the entire high handed premise of that shit was absolutely laughable. even deigning to explain why stuff thats not strictly technical has merit. stfu nuerd

Full disclosure, I skimmed through it without really absorbing any of what it's about because that guy's Buffalo Bill energy was too off-putting

When ever I see him babbling about something I just want to start singing gEtyER DaMn HanDS UF My wOmaN derpaderpadepa in a flailing gibberish voice.

[THE KILL]

this is my favorite album cover of the 21st century

[THE KILL]

Anyway, this Christmasy sound effect drives me fucking nuts:

[Necrometer]

when I send some work email just after midnight and I need to refer to the day that's just begun, and it feels like "tomorrow" but it's technically "today" and if you just call the day by its name ("tuesday" in this case) it's perfectly reasonable for someone to think that's a week from today, not today... if it were today you'd just say "today"

don't even get me started when there's another timezone in the mix

lol what time is it

I sprained my ankle right before a work trip