News stories that will ruin your day

[hipster holocaust]

where the fuck is johnny? and godamn monsterod was a stupid turd, glad he's dead

Probably getting some ass in the back of a car somewhere, as he should.

Also, wha?

[Cascade Whore]

Monsterod may have been ken m'ing

[Ray]

No he wasn't. Pure douche.

[FVBTVS]

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c ... 64502.html

[The Real MPD]

MPD Go to Hell

[Cascade Whore]

http://www.inquisitr.com/2383321/thomas ... jail-time/

What the fuck??? Two lousy years when there's an orgy of DNA evidence? I thought Texas was where they gave you the chair for stealing a snickers bar.

[postaddiction]

that's locationist

[Cascade Whore]

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/ ... -1.2344698

You're not you're story time. You're not the contents of your lunch box . You're not your fucking sponge bob shorts . You are the all singing all dancing poopies of the world.

[strict]

just shut up for once man

[postaddiction]

This one is hot on my feed, and has already gone meta with the predominantly fresh articles being about the mainstream media showing the images:

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[FVBTVS]

[antinatalism]

[Chad]

you know I think it goes deeper than that. yes it's dumb to casually click on a pic of a dead kid.

but I think people do it for the right reason in the wrong context. the right reason is that innocent children should live, right?

the wrong context is the actual nightmare HELL they live in, only finding solace in a drowned kid and fake weeping about him

[Cascade Whore]

Good point nick. If only I wasn't such a PC fuck is see how you've lifted the veil from my eyes! They should have forced your grand parents to have an abortion when they were in the internment camp.

[Chad]

stop a second and stop meeting anger with anger.

I can't change Israel, can I? but I can care for people.

cascade whore, you're a good guy.

live life as if you care for people instead of despise them. smile and realize you're FUCKING ALIVE.

[postaddiction]

http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2015/09 ... oman.html/

She used to frequent a bar I hung out at quite a bit 10 years ago. Made me feel her tit one time. R.I.P.

[Geeheeb]

woah, that is brutal captain.

this is a cross post with the bike thread:

http://www.streetsblog.org/2015/09/15/n ... g-cyclist/

Driver doesn't secure boat to trailer, or trailer to vehicle. It comes off and crushes a cyclist who had right of way, and there are no charges/not a crime. But they did note she wasn't wearing a helmet. Fuck you again and forever NYPD.

[hipster holocaust]

I was actually gonna start biking to work again this week, fuck that

[Geeheeb]

dont let that scare you, then the boats have won

[hipster holocaust]

The SUV sailor moms hate our freedom

[Cascade Whore]

http://gawker.com/mississippi-waffle-ho ... 1745179885

[Cascade Whore]

http://gawker.com/wal-mart-fires-employ ... 1746110485

He was really excited at bring eligible for that lifetime %10 discount card

[Cascade Whore]

And it was arson

[Cascade Whore]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... /82584514/

[FVBTVS]

https://www.facebook.com/pinellassherif ... 691009461/

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Pine ... 72562.html