Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".

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I caught up w an old friend the other night over the phone, we hadnt spoken in 4-5 years, and at some point in the conversation she said "dont laugh but ive really gotten fanatical about f-1 racing for some reason". She watches every race and every thing etc. And even later I was like "so how exactly did you get f1 pilled" and its still bugging the crap out of me
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hahaha that definitely gets a pass

asking what “big F1” did to win her over… not so much

it’s interesting hearing old ppl couch their use of newer slang

like Dan Savage will go:
it’s all about having “riz”, as the kids were saying until they heard me say it

and that’s clunky but it kinda gets the job done
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Lampshading yourself is a somewhat good way to ease into middle age I think. If you're clever it can be pretty funny.

You can't actually be cool anymore so it's definitely time to figure something out right?
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F1-pilled! LOL
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Necrometer wrote: Sun Jun 09, 2024 11:31 am

asking what “big F1” did to win her over… not so much

"big car" :lol:
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Not new obviously but the resurgence of the word "crush" is kinda odd, and often strikes me as strangely infantile.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2024 3:08 pm Not new obviously but the resurgence of the word "crush" is kinda odd, and often strikes me as strangely infantile.

like, I've got a crush on you

or

tonight will be busy but we're going to crush it
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I'm glad "wholesome" seems to have fallen back out of favor. That was annoying as fuck.

An old guy I work with just learned the term "Girlboss" like 2 weeks ago and he won't stop using it with the one female on our team and it's so embarrassing.
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FVBTVS wrote: Wed Mar 29, 2023 8:56 pmbackshots
took an additional year for this one to reach me… seems like it popped up around 2020

i’d be ok if this exclusively referred to fucking someone from behind while both are standing - there’s no term afaik, so… by all means

but kids are now saying it instead of doggystyle, which is sheer madness

i have this kneejerk reaction to the “shots” part of it, since it feels like “headshot” as in… you’re killing someone’s pussy/ass with your dick?

“doggystyle” ain’t exactly dignified but there’s no harm in fucking like animals
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These are the same idiots that think "out of pocket" and "out of hand" are the same thing
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What the sigma?

This is the newer batch after Gen Z,,saying this. What the Alpha-Omega does this mean?
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I want to bring back referring to people as yuppie scum.
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I'm digging "PDF File" as a substitute for "pedophile"
I wonder what Adobe thinks about that.
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So I guess if you don't want to have a demonetized YouTube video you say "sea bah day" instead of CBD. I thought they were selling cologne or some shit.
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postaddiction wrote: Fri Jul 05, 2024 7:31 amI'm digging "PDF File" as a substitute for "pedophile"
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postaddiction wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2024 7:30 am [collaborator] x [collaborator]
I don't know if I dislike this more than when they used to say [thing a] VS. [thing b], referring to a partnership. They're both dumb.
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My oldest daughter punched me in public for saying gyat out loud
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Toilet Fleet wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2024 8:44 am My oldest daughter punched me in public for saying gyat out loud
I hate that shit. My daughter was saying that garbage non-stop months ago. I hate the Gen Z’s.
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