Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:12 am

soiled depends wrote:I'm certain that every last fucking idiot who refernces wu tang bullshit for any reason is a fucking dick head...

spacehamster · Post by **spacehamster** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:08 pm

Pisscubes wrote: I've had people correct me when I use "and me" and be totally fucking wrong. Then you have to break it down for them-- "So.. you'd say 'here's a picture of I'?"

I really think there should be a special edition of the Merriam-Webster dictionary with a spike that pops out the side so you can use it to kill these people.

ghost boner · Post by **ghost boner** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:33 pm

soiled depends wrote:hey man be careful, the next time you get robbed and beaten in your fuckin shitty ball-bustin' bellbottoms, I might not be very sympathetic...

i dont have any bellbottoms...

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:47 pm

spacehamster wrote:
Pisscubes wrote: I've had people correct me when I use "and me" and be totally fucking wrong. Then you have to break it down for them-- "So.. you'd say 'here's a picture of I'?"
I really think there should be a special edition of the Merriam-Webster dictionary with a spike that pops out the side so you can use it to kill these people.

I'm into it. And I still confuse both sometimes

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 3:32 pm

this should explode some heads:
http://buzzfeedminusgifs.tumblr.com/

Pisscubes wrote:
spacehamster wrote:
spacehamster wrote:People who use "whom" incorrectly because they think it makes them sound smart. Drives me up the fucking wall.
In the same vein, incorrectly substituting "and I" for "and me", as in, "here's a picture of my fiance and I." DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
I've had people correct me when I use "and me" and be totally fucking wrong. Then you have to break it down for them-- "So.. you'd say 'here's a picture of I'?"

on the "and I" thing... it's almost impossible to explain successfully, so I am just depressed about the whole thing.

I guess the best way is "say that sentence again without mentioning anyone but yourself" [they use "me" correctly, of course] ---> they still don't get it

"myself" is a fucking mess, too. "if you need help, please get in touch with Bob or myself" FUCK YOU

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 3:36 pm

perf
adorbs

IFryKids · Post by **IFryKids** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:35 pm

Actually saying "lol".

Dr Yail Bloor · Post by **Dr Yail Bloor** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:35 pm

ghost boner wrote:
soiled depends wrote:hey man be careful, the next time you get robbed and beaten in your fuckin shitty ball-bustin' bellbottoms, I might not be very sympathetic...

i dont have any bellbottoms...

not with that attitude you don't.

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:38 am

what in the actual fuck.

Black Jacques · Post by **Black Jacques** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:20 am

Cryptoplasty wrote:"I know, right?" or just "Right?!?!" in response to a comment.

Came here to post the latter.

Iron Goldie · Post by **Iron Goldie** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:21 pm

The first few posts in this thread were like being on Tumblr.

"Yolo" is one of the worst of internet memes/modern vernacular I can think of. The way people use "literally" on some sites (again, Tumblr is bad about this) annoys me too. "I am LITERALLY crying and shitting myself over the new Dr Who episode." Other words they have ruined for me because they overuse them incorrectly: problematic, trigger.

Non-internet wise, and an older slang I never liked is hella. Sorry west coasters. I am pro rad however.

postaddiction · Post by **postaddiction** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:17 am

'Merica / 'Murica

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:13 pm

postaddiction wrote:'Merica / 'Murica

I KNOW RIGHT?????

wonder if other countries have this sort of crap?

russia = 'ssia

\m/Johnny\m/ · Post by **\m/Johnny\m/** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:15 pm

It wouldn't be as annoying if people didn't think they were so fucking clever when they say it.

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:21 pm

The Bill · Post by **The Bill** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:23 pm

Astronaut wrote:When words are shortened.

"whatev" -- "appresh" for example.

I can't explain the irrational hatred I have when I see Jelly (aka jealous) on Facebook. Have yet to hear it in real life.

postaddiction · Post by **postaddiction** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:39 pm

The Bill wrote:
Astronaut wrote:When words are shortened.

"whatev" -- "appresh" for example.
I can't explain the irrational hatred I have when I see Jelly (aka jealous) on Facebook. Have yet to hear it in real life.

I have. It's even worse than you'd think

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:41 pm

X is everything!

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:02 pm

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:It wouldn't be as annoying if people didn't think they were so fucking clever when they say it.

hey look at me being clever with american stereotypes.

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:05 pm

With the exception of sometimes this board, the entire internet is becoming everything in this thread. New ones are constantly appearing. I can't even look at it anymore.

Introvert · Post by **Introvert** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:27 pm

Cryptoplasty wrote:With the exception of sometimes this board, the entire internet is becoming everything in this thread. New ones are constantly appearing. I can't even look at it anymore.

I know, right?

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:37 pm

RIGHT????

total game changer!

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:03 pm

"prolly" turns me pretty psychotic

copstache · Post by **copstache** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:07 pm

has anyone said "vacay?" because i would take great pleasure in shattering the kneecaps of anyone who uses that horrid word.

i can't even afford to take proper vacations and you're talking about it in dumb baby words, i hope your stupid shitty plane crashes in a swamp.

Zap Rowsdower · Post by **Zap Rowsdower** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:18 pm

In keeping with the spirit of this thread: all these damn kids on my lawn.

Amirite?

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