Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

[postaddiction]

"A thing," as in "I didn't know that was a thing now."

"That feel," "Them feels," etc.

Hyperbolic statements with "Ever" added to them.

[a world of no]

yolo
swag

[d.hellion]

Any bitch that says EPIC. I want to punch you right in the mouth.

[Raw Ting]

people who think disagreeing is "trolling"
throwback thursday
really? used stupidly
and the other shit is all garbage that the internet lifting sect uses, 99% of which are complete scumbags, "mirin" and worship of some australian twink named zyzz

[Zap Rowsdower]

really? used

Also someone saying "hashtag".

[Wormholegenerator]

game changer
takeaway

[Dr Yail Bloor]

swag deffo.
deffo.

[BigBrother]

Gift is not a verb. You give a gift; you don't gift.

[featherboa]

vape

[Comrade Slinky]

random

[Necrometer]

putting emoticons on one's face

[Toxicarius]

"yeah no"

ie: "Hey, the gang is going bowling. Wanna come along?"

"Yeah no, I got other stuff to do."

Pick one.

Then die.

[Black Jacques]

I didn't even know this existed until those kids tweeted pictures of themselves trashing that ex-NFL'ers house...

"Shit's gonna be live yo"

[Black Jacques]

A little older, but no less infuriating: 'hilar'

[Cryptoplasty]

Inside baseball

[Idget Child]

This title is pretty bad, I'll tell you what. Missed an opportunity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbJ-4vuffhI&t=01m43s

[Zap Rowsdower]

Ridonkulus
Douchenozzle

[FVBTVS]

cray
hot mess

[Raw Ting]

totes

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Sometimes I like to sit around and just think about how irritated I am.

[The Real MPD]

meh

[Astronaut]

When words are shortened.

"whatev" -- "appresh" for example.

[FVBTVS]

splain

[hipster holocaust]

"That moment when you..."

[Cryptoplasty]

Keep calm and......