Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

[Brutus Frank]

[FVBTVS]

[cxwx]

"You got this!"

[FVBTVS]

I caught up w an old friend the other night over the phone, we hadnt spoken in 4-5 years, and at some point in the conversation she said "dont laugh but ive really gotten fanatical about f-1 racing for some reason". She watches every race and every thing etc. And even later I was like "so how exactly did you get f1 pilled" and its still bugging the crap out of me

[Necrometer]

hahaha that definitely gets a pass

asking what “big F1” did to win her over… not so much

it’s interesting hearing old ppl couch their use of newer slang

like Dan Savage will go:
it’s all about having “riz”, as the kids were saying until they heard me say it

and that’s clunky but it kinda gets the job done

[Eight Bit Alien]

Lampshading yourself is a somewhat good way to ease into middle age I think. If you're clever it can be pretty funny.

You can't actually be cool anymore so it's definitely time to figure something out right?

[godofdeadlydeath]

F1-pilled! LOL

[FVBTVS]

asking what “big F1” did to win her over… not so much

"big car"

[Eight Bit Alien]

Not new obviously but the resurgence of the word "crush" is kinda odd, and often strikes me as strangely infantile.

[Whee of the Dead]

Not new obviously but the resurgence of the word "crush" is kinda odd, and often strikes me as strangely infantile.

like, I've got a crush on you

or

tonight will be busy but we're going to crush it

[godofdeadlydeath]

I'm glad "wholesome" seems to have fallen back out of favor. That was annoying as fuck.

An old guy I work with just learned the term "Girlboss" like 2 weeks ago and he won't stop using it with the one female on our team and it's so embarrassing.

[Necrometer]

backshots

took an additional year for this one to reach me… seems like it popped up around 2020

i’d be ok if this exclusively referred to fucking someone from behind while both are standing - there’s no term afaik, so… by all means

but kids are now saying it instead of doggystyle, which is sheer madness

i have this kneejerk reaction to the “shots” part of it, since it feels like “headshot” as in… you’re killing someone’s pussy/ass with your dick?

“doggystyle” ain’t exactly dignified but there’s no harm in fucking like animals

[Brutus Frank]

These are the same idiots that think "out of pocket" and "out of hand" are the same thing

[The Bill]

What the sigma?

This is the newer batch after Gen Z,,saying this. What the Alpha-Omega does this mean?

[FVBTVS]

Its the X for me

[cxwx]

I want to bring back referring to people as yuppie scum.

[postaddiction]

I'm digging "PDF File" as a substitute for "pedophile"
I wonder what Adobe thinks about that.

[cxwx]

So I guess if you don't want to have a demonetized YouTube video you say "sea bah day" instead of CBD. I thought they were selling cologne or some shit.

[Necrometer]

I'm digging "PDF File" as a substitute for "pedophile"

[postaddiction]

[collaborator] x [collaborator]

[godofdeadlydeath]

[collaborator] x [collaborator]

I don't know if I dislike this more than when they used to say [thing a] VS. [thing b], referring to a partnership. They're both dumb.

[Toilet Fleet]

My oldest daughter punched me in public for saying gyat out loud

[godofdeadlydeath]

you deserved it

[The Bill]

My oldest daughter punched me in public for saying gyat out loud

I hate that shit. My daughter was saying that garbage non-stop months ago. I hate the Gen Z’s.

[Introvert]

Anchor baby