Seinfeld thread (had to happen)

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spacehamster wrote:Seinfeld was only ever on in German
Yeah, but somehow it never really took off they way it did in the US...maybe things got lost in translation, maybe the Germans aren't a funny enugh people, who knows.
Lots of American sitcoms are hugely popular over here - Friends and How I Met Your Mother are just as big here as they are in the States and nobody seems to notice or care how terrible and awkward the dubs are. I do think the humor in Seinfeld is a bit more culture specific and that may be the reason why it never really took off in Europe.

That's not really what I was talking about, though, I just couldn't watch it because it was unbearable in German, so I basically missed out on the whole thing.
I don't think Friends and HIMYM are as big here as they are in the US where basically everyone knows the series, at least in Germany.

The most successful sitcom here is Married With Children which is still on TV every single day.

P.S., Get Seinfeld it is still pretty watchable nowadays.
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Married With Children was the BEST sitcom ever...anyone who disagrees can fuck right off.
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nomb wrote:
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spacehamster wrote:Friends and How I Met Your Mother are just as big here as they are in the States and nobody seems to notice or care how terrible and awkward the dubs are.
they don't notice how terrible the shows are first?
Nope.
Yeah, sadly, no. There are German Barney memes and everything. Or whatever the Doogie Howser character's name is.
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Married With Children was the Kittie and Big Mac of sitcoms.
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Seinfeld? When is the Friends thread happening, xasthur fans....
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soiled depends wrote:Seinfeld? When is the Friends thread happening, xasthur fans....
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the rest of those are good http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/seinfeld-movie-posters/

there's even a poster for "Flaming Globes of Sigmund" :lol:
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Don't think anyone will get this, but whatever

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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr ... 2#15396206
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Setting: Jerry's apartment.

*Jerry getting cereal from cupboard*

*George walks into apartment*

George: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.

Jerry: Huh?

George: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.

Jerry: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?

George: I just got back from the movies.

Jerry: The movies?

George: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *George throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."

Jerry: Talking?

*A look of realization comes over Jerry's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*

Jerry: Oh no.

George: Yep.

Jerry: Not the movies uptown?

George: *Exasperated again, almost cutting Jerry off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!

Jerry: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?

George: I finally snapped, Jerry. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...

George and Jerry together: NIGGERS!
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J: So what'd you do?

G: What could I do, Jerry? I did what I had to do. I walked right up to them.

J: The walk-up?

G: *puffing, angry* Ha-ha! The walk-up.

J: Well what'd they do?

G: *deflated* . . . They uh.

J: *knowing* The jive.

G: They called me a cracker-ass doughboy.

J: Can't beat it!

G: Can't beat the jive, Jerry!

J: That's the essence of the jive. It surprises you. Even when you're totally in the right, they can jive around you. You know juke and jive?

G: Juke and jive?

J: It's a juke and jive, like a dance!

G: They danced around me Jerry.

J: Around the doughboy. That's why you gotta have the juke! They have the jive, you have the juke.

G: Oh so YOU have the juke?

J: Oh I can juke, baby.

G: How do I get the juke? I need the juke!

J: It's a Jewish thing. Can't be taught.

G: So you're a Jew joker with the juke.

J: *in Puddy voice, squinty face* Yeah, that's right.

K: *bursts in* YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*Michael Richards not supposed to be in this scene*

*Show is canceled*
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[Elaine and George are in Jerry's apartment chatting. Kramer bursts through the door.]

Kramer: Yo!

* A playful smile appears on Elaine's face. *

Elaine: Guess what?

Kramer: What!?

Elaine [voice ending in a faux whisper]: Jerry's dating a NIGGER.

* Kramer jumps backward abruptly and appears startled. He composes himself. *

Kramer: You know what they say, Jerry? [Pause] Once you go black you never go back!

* Jerry looks sheepish*

Kramer: That junk in the trunk will drive you CRAZY for the rest of your life.

* Elaine rolls eyes *

Jerry: I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.

Kramer: How come?

Jerry: On one hand, I feel this strong visceral attraction . . . . But on the other hand . . . . [comes to a pause]

* Elaine looks playful again. *

Elaine: I know what it is you're worried about!

Jerry: And what would that be?

Elaine [being coy]: Oh, I don't want to say.

Jerry: Spit it out!

Elaine: You're worried that you aren't "man enough" to please her!

[George coughs.]

Jerry [in an embarrassed voice]: It's true! I feel like she's this wild animal that can't be tamed. When we're alone together, I'm both exhilarated and frightened.

Elaine: Why would you be frightened?

George: It's like that book the Heart of Darkness. Jerry's scared of what he might become if he surrenders to his passions.

Elaine: Come on! She's a corporate lawyer, not some wild gorilla.

Jerry: I know! She's smart, she's educated, she's professional . . . . I don't know what it is . . . .

Kramer: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.
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