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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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Winds are blowing at ~100km/hr and my plane leaves in the morning.
Gunther can have all my hockey jerseys and GFC can have my boots if I die.
Geheeb can have my pickles and Ruley can have my vinarterta should I perish
Gunther can have all my hockey jerseys and GFC can have my boots if I die.
Geheeb can have my pickles and Ruley can have my vinarterta should I perish
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Motherfuckin no-one's gettin my eatmore.
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I knew you had one in you!Black Jacques wrote:Ruley
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It's right beside the i
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So close, yet so far...
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Goddammit I can't find a link to the story. Does anybody remember the dentist who got busted for putting his jizz in a syringe and squirting into it female patient's mouths, telling them it was a "numbing agent".
One woman blew the lid off the deal when she said "Hey! This tastes like sperm!" and turned him in, iirc.
That's all. Carry on.
One woman blew the lid off the deal when she said "Hey! This tastes like sperm!" and turned him in, iirc.
That's all. Carry on.
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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going for a maximum weight SNATCH for 3 reps where time is a factor in a competition is fucking RETARDED
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Is that to see who can fuck the most fat chicks? How much time do you get? Is it by total weight or number of chix?
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Crossfit Unbroken
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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riley-o wrote:Crossfit Unbroken
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just got sucked into a rag-vortex of the web backlash to this tweet from The Onion:
I still can't wrap my head around how anyone could take that seriously, or summarize it as "The Onion called Wallis the C-word"
The most confusing thing is how The Onion apologized for it as if THEY ACTUALLY DID SINCERELY CALL HER A CUNT:
I still can't wrap my head around how anyone could take that seriously, or summarize it as "The Onion called Wallis the C-word"
The most confusing thing is how The Onion apologized for it as if THEY ACTUALLY DID SINCERELY CALL HER A CUNT:
...which makes it worse IMHODear Readers,
On behalf of The Onion, I offer my personal apology to Quvenzhané Wallis and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for the tweet that was circulated last night during the Oscars. It was crude and offensive—not to mention inconsistent with The Onion’s commitment to parody and satire, however biting.
No person should be subjected to such a senseless, humorless comment masquerading as satire.
The tweet was taken down within an hour of publication. We have instituted new and tighter Twitter procedures to ensure that this kind of mistake does not occur again.
In addition, we are taking immediate steps to discipline those individuals responsible.
Miss Wallis, you are young and talented and deserve better. All of us at The Onion are deeply sorry.
Sincerely,
Steve Hannah
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i dont even know who she is and i think shes a cunt.
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+2BUNGVOX wrote:i dont even know who she is and i think shes a cunt.
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ghost boner wrote:our cousins should fuck
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Black Jacques wrote:Winds are blowing at ~100km/hr and my plane leaves in the morning.
Gunther can have all my hockey jerseys and GFC can have my boots if I die.
Don't die. But if you do, leaving your rain gear to me might help soften the blow a bit, along with the boots.
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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Stop being a 12 year-old girl.
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ultrasound confirms: baby number two is daughter number two
and conversation with the wife confirms: no more babies after this
so they'll be sharing a bedroom for a long-ass time, which makes house buying in the future a total
and conversation with the wife confirms: no more babies after this
so they'll be sharing a bedroom for a long-ass time, which makes house buying in the future a total