the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

[Necrometer]

I hope this person's new girl bestie teaches them the word "ostensibly" (to prevent this needing-to-qualify-"supposedly" pickle going forward)

INVESTIGATE LOCATIONS SUPPOSEDLY HAUNTED is a pretty solid set of words

[hipster holocaust]

Sleepy hollow is haunted by yuppies

[The Bill]

Sleepy hollow is haunted by yuppies

I like that whole Terrytown area.

[Introvert]

A few months ago I got a Lomi indoor composter. I finally busted it out and set it up the other day. After prepping a few meals there was actually lots of food scraps like kale stems, asparagus stalks, carrot, onion peel, celery, coffee grounds, egg shells and other assorted stuff that filled it up. After a 13 hour cycle it all broke down to a couple inches of soil. I guess after a few hundred times using it I’ll have made my moneys worth in plant food.

[the awesome Assassin]

[FVBTVS]

fuck

[FVBTVS]

ive been getting videos in my youtube algorithm about JUST HOW DEEP THE OCEAN REALLY IS

and my conclusion is that 6 miles really isnt too bad

[FVBTVS]

titanic is only like 2.5 miles down

[Whee of the Dead]

ive been getting videos in my youtube algorithm about JUST HOW DEEP THE OCEAN REALLY IS

and my conclusion is that 6 miles really isnt too bad

It's really just six miles? That's kind of disappointing.

[Introvert]

Isn’t the Mariana Trench the deepest part of the ocean? It’s just under 7 miles at its deepest

[FVBTVS]

Isn’t the Mariana Trench the deepest part of the ocean? It’s just under 7 miles at its deepest

yeah exactly. the rest isnt even that much. the ocean is a huge let down for me personally

[featherboa]

i don't know if you heard or not but it's harder to explore down there than it is to explore SPACE

[FVBTVS]

[Eight Bit Alien]

Vertical distance in general is all the same. The empire state building, the big khalifa building - if you lay them horizontally they're nbd. You have to either adjust your filters or embrace true nihilism, like the kid in jurassic park who says Raptors are like big turkeys. The choice is yours

[Eight Bit Alien]

Keep in mind of course that even 15 feet of water is potentially life threatening for almost every human being. It kills you to be in it after like 3 minutes

[FVBTVS]

Keep in mind of course that even 15 feet of water is potentially life threatening for almost every human being. It kills you to be in it after like 3 minutes

exactly. water pressure is just natures crutch for the oceans underwhelming depth

stat padding

[Eight Bit Alien]

NO BECAUSE UP AND DOWN MEAN MORE THAN LEFT AND RIGHT

WEASEL BITES YOUR KNEE VS WEASEL BITES YOUR EYES AND TESTICLES

[The Bill]

So, to get to Cthulu’s place is the same as my house to Manhattan.

[FVBTVS]

So, to get to Cthulu’s place is the same as my house to Manhattan.

yeah plus gravity is the wind at your back

[Eight Bit Alien]

Y'all need Avatar 2 in your hearts.

[ghost boner]

i bet none of you have ever swam more than 2 miles down

[The Bill]

i bet none of you have ever swam more than 2 miles down

Do you read Sutter Cane?

[hipster holocaust]

The Fukushima meltdown and plastic garbage island is like toddler pee in a pool

[Eight Bit Alien]

I DONT LIKE THAT THERE'S FUCKING GARBAGE IN THE OCEAN

[hipster holocaust]

And peeing in the pool is why spanking is still legit