the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived

[godofdeadlydeath]

My dad lost a toe and a half to a lawnmower accident when I was 9. He was mowing my grandmother's front yard, which was a hill with hedges at the bottom. It was wet grass, he slipped and the mower went down the hill and his foot slid right under it. It was gross. My 3rd grade classmates all made get well cards for him and he discovered them a couple years before he died and they gave him a good laugh.

[ghost boner]

Jfc. My dad was drunk and tried to fix his lawnmower and lost the tips of three of his fingers. They sewed em back on but he can't close his pointer finger all the way

[postaddiction]

Well, I've got that going for me.

[postaddiction]

[Eight Bit Alien]

i am the table ahahahah

[Eight Bit Alien]

i have a homophobic dolphin gif i send to any of those things. Once I realized this year that many of the political spam texts (both legitimate and scams) could receive images in replies via SMS I went nuts. Like I spent 45 minutes going through my phone finding every one of those who'd ever texted me and gave them the dolphin

[Eight Bit Alien]

[FVBTVS]

my grandfather was missing both of his ring fingers from the knuckle to the tip from two separate accidents when he worked as a butcher

he was so cool. he still wore a ring on one of them right at the tip where there was a little meat left

[FVBTVS]

[cxwx]

I love Hells Headbangers, i order from them as often as i can but this dude has full blown metal autism. i watched his interviews with Don of Nunslaugther and the dude from Midnight last night. I assumed he was like 10 years older than me but he was born in 1985. He keeps on talking about posers this and posers that but he talks like he was around when Seven Churches came out.

[godofdeadlydeath]

How the fuck am I older than that guy? I'll be 41 next month and that dude looks at least 10 years older than me.

[Whee of the Dead]

I honestly thought that dude was in his... fifties fucking Ohio lol

[pooptastik]

met the Jdawg - he's a nice guy.

but yeah...from what i heard, steroids ages you.

[the awesome Assassin]

[ThePhillyExperiment]

pier dog vs. sea dog

[zombiehead]

[FVBTVS]

[Whee of the Dead]

does this thread have the most posts of any thread here ever?

[godofdeadlydeath]

does this thread have the most posts of any thread here ever?

No the Faptuated thread is in the 900s and the Movie thread is in the 1200s

[Eight Bit Alien]

does this thread have the most posts of any thread here ever?

IT WOULD HAVE BUT ROSS COOKED THE BOOKS

[featherboa]

god that absu video rules

ol crooked necrumeter

[The Bill]

I’m in Greece and for whatever reason I had to re-log in and got hit with this and to agree to it:

‘ You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-orientated or any other material that may violate any laws be it of your country, the country where “Generic Business Oriented Website” is hosted or International Law. Doing so may lead to you being immediately and permanently banned, with notification of your Internet Service Provider if deemed required by us. The IP address of all posts are recorded to aid in enforcing these conditions. You agree that “Generic Business Oriented Website” have the right to remove, edit, move or close any topic at any time should we see fit. As a user you agree to any information you have entered to being stored in a database. While this information will not be disclosed to any third party without your consent, neither “Generic Business Oriented Website” nor phpBB shall be held responsible for any hacking attempt that may lead to the data being compromised.’

First of all, we are all liars if any of us agreed to this, but is this a European thing. Never saw it before, that I can remember.

[cxwx]

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ru ... 024-08-15/

Russia gives ballet dancer 12 years in a gulag because she donated $52 to a Ukrainian charity and they are claiming it's the same thing as funding a covert arms dealer. She has dual U.S. and Russian citizenship.

[the awesome Assassin]

"The Los Angeles spa worker pleaded guilty"

[Foot Foot]

Kieran Culkin, Bob Odenkirk & Bill Burr Are Broadway Bound In David Mamet’s ‘Glengarry Glen Ross’, Coming Spring 2025