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Maya Angelou is the middle aged to elderly strong black woman doing 15mph under the limit in her bougie Lexus SUV on her way to popeyes where she'll come to a complete stop before turning in without using a signal. She's also the one who returns her $5 meal complaing dat da biscuit not warm enough. Just don't ask her about how her son or grandsons are doing. Then it's back on the expressway where she utilizes the entire ample length of the merge lane despite light traffic and cuts someone off, no signals here either, or any cursory glances in the side or rear-view mirrors. 15mph below the speed limit on the interstate highway for 3/4 of a mile before slowly merging onto the exit ramp back to her bougie house in the upscale black suburb that's somehow in the city limits (45% Section 8).
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The Torsion wrote:Section 8)
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but I think we have more to work with here than pinning bad driving on an old woman of color
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I liked the shades too
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The Torsion wrote:Section 8)
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this is a fucking revelation in my very below average quality thread :tup: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i only know who she is cause in 1997 i liked looking at Fiona Apple in her underwear.
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Foot Foot wrote:i only know who she is cause in 1997 i liked looking at Fiona Apple in her underwear.
me too.
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Section 8) is fucking killing me... :lol:
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maya angelou's final selfie
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She inspired a Binary Star song, good enough for me.
hipster holocaust wrote: What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
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Ghost Dad wrote:She inspired a Binary Star song, good enough for me.
c'mon dude. it's maya angelou

it's one of those embarrassing things where it's fully known to be complete shit by normal people...but they just won't say it
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6 Jewish Memories of Maya Angelou

“Her sense of humor was unabated by her age and physical limitations,” said Rabbi Robert Silvers, of Congregation B’nai Israel in Boca Raton, Florida, which hosted Angelou at an event over the Martin Luther King, Jr. weekend. “Everybody that was there that night walked away truly inspired by her.”

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wish maya had seen this before she died...

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KlwzC0VMAY<
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:lol: the first thought I had when I saw a picture of old maya someone posted on fb was "my name is FLORIDA! That's the name of a state!"
hipster holocaust wrote: What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
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Pisscubes wrote:A friend of mine had a picture of the mom from Good Times that said RIP MAYA ANGELOU but took it down after people got all angry. hahahaha
:lol: Those must have been some fine comments
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As for this lady, I'd love to perform the experiment of posting her poetry in a blog under the guise of a white woman, or better yet man, and see what develops.
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If Neil DeGrassy Tyson was white he'd be a high school physics teacher.
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The clothes to mend
The floor to mop
The food to shop
Then the chicken to fry
The baby to dry
I got company to feed
The garden to weed
I've got shirts to press
The tots to dress
The can to be cut
I gotta clean up this hut
Then see about the sick
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Rain on me, rain
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Storm, blow me from here
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Star shine, moon glow
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haha wow! and this lady is somehow considered an important author in the US? sounds like white guilt fellas...
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The Torsion wrote:If Neil DeGrassy Tyson was white he'd be a high school physics teacher.
are you serious?
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wonder if oprah lit a candle and cried into her pile of money when she heard the news.
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THE KILL wrote:
The Torsion wrote:If Neil DeGrassy Tyson was white he'd be a high school physics teacher.
are you serious?
There are some really smart high school physics teachers.
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The Torsion wrote:
THE KILL wrote:
The Torsion wrote:If Neil DeGrassy Tyson was white he'd be a high school physics teacher.
are you serious?
There are some really smart high school physics teachers.
torsion is a good guy. he's usually right. he meant to post this

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Yes to EVERYTHING :lol:
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