WHAT JUDAS PRIEST SONGS ARE REALLY ABOUT.
WHAT JUDAS PRIEST SONGS ARE REALLY ABOUT.
who's stoked for some new priest?
1. Dragonaut - this song is about ivan drago going to space for the glory of sweet lord putin
2. Redeemer Of Souls - sucker of many dicks
3. Halls Of Valhalla - meeting dudes in hotel rooms
4. Sword Of Damocles - a dude's dick
5. March Of The Damned - gay pride parade in front of westboro baptist church
6. Down In Flames - sucking a ginger's dick
7. Hell & Back - a bad time at the men's retreat
8. Cold Blooded - dude stands you up while you wait outside the fag bar in the rain
9. Metalizer - making a dude's dick hard
10. Crossfire - multiple loads flying in all directions
11. Secrets Of The Dead - finding a closet gay's diary after he dies
12. Battle Cry - I'M GONNA CUM
13. Beginning Of The End - dude is about to charge some AIDS gravy into an asshole
Bone us tracks:
14. Snakebite - another tune about gobbling pud
15. Tears Of Blood - tears of jizz
16. Creatures - gay pride parade
17. Bring It On - come over and pound the butt
18. Never Forget - remember that one time you sucked that huge juicy cock?
1. Dragonaut - this song is about ivan drago going to space for the glory of sweet lord putin
2. Redeemer Of Souls - sucker of many dicks
3. Halls Of Valhalla - meeting dudes in hotel rooms
4. Sword Of Damocles - a dude's dick
5. March Of The Damned - gay pride parade in front of westboro baptist church
6. Down In Flames - sucking a ginger's dick
7. Hell & Back - a bad time at the men's retreat
8. Cold Blooded - dude stands you up while you wait outside the fag bar in the rain
9. Metalizer - making a dude's dick hard
10. Crossfire - multiple loads flying in all directions
11. Secrets Of The Dead - finding a closet gay's diary after he dies
12. Battle Cry - I'M GONNA CUM
13. Beginning Of The End - dude is about to charge some AIDS gravy into an asshole
Bone us tracks:
14. Snakebite - another tune about gobbling pud
15. Tears Of Blood - tears of jizz
16. Creatures - gay pride parade
17. Bring It On - come over and pound the butt
18. Never Forget - remember that one time you sucked that huge juicy cock?
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Re: WHAT JUDAS PRIEST SONGS ARE REALLY ABOUT.
weiners
splaination:
splaination:
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as a fellow metalhead said once during a Halford set:
"He's up there thinking about weiners"
"He's up there thinking about weiners"
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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HELLBENT FOR LEATHER
1. "Delivering the Goods" - putting the hard dick in the butt
2. "Rock Forever" - this one is about balls
3. "Evening Star" - the main attraction at the gay burlesque nightclub
4. "Hell Bent for Leather" - leather daddy homage
5. "Take On The World" - fighting for gay rights
6. "Burnin' Up" - AIDS starts to kick in
7. "The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Pronged Crown)" - a japanese guy with two dicks
8. "Killing Machine" - a dude with AIDS
9. "Running Wild" - glory holin' all night long
10. "Before the Dawn" - you will squirt your jizz
11. "Evil Fantasies" - rape
1. "Delivering the Goods" - putting the hard dick in the butt
2. "Rock Forever" - this one is about balls
3. "Evening Star" - the main attraction at the gay burlesque nightclub
4. "Hell Bent for Leather" - leather daddy homage
5. "Take On The World" - fighting for gay rights
6. "Burnin' Up" - AIDS starts to kick in
7. "The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Pronged Crown)" - a japanese guy with two dicks
8. "Killing Machine" - a dude with AIDS
9. "Running Wild" - glory holin' all night long
10. "Before the Dawn" - you will squirt your jizz
11. "Evil Fantasies" - rape
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Rocka Rolla
1. "One for the Road" -- a weenie in the ass before going on tour
2. "Rocka Rolla" -fucking mens on grannys wooden chair
3. "Winter" -- up there thinking about Johnny Winter's albino weener
4. "Deep Freeze" --popscicle fits well in anus
5. "Winter Retreat" --more songs a buildings food and fucking johnny winters albino butthole
6. "Cheater" -Getting Aids after boyfriend fucks magic johnson
7. "Never Satisfied" -wanting more weenies
8. "Run of the Mill" -- garden variety homo stuff
9. "Dying to Meet You/Hero, Hero" --Thinking about blowing the Sweet Lord Hitlers peter
10. "Caviar and Meths" (Instrumental)-- what you eat before fucking dudes and what you smoke after fucking dudes, with a satisfied look on your face
1. "One for the Road" -- a weenie in the ass before going on tour
2. "Rocka Rolla" -fucking mens on grannys wooden chair
3. "Winter" -- up there thinking about Johnny Winter's albino weener
4. "Deep Freeze" --popscicle fits well in anus
5. "Winter Retreat" --more songs a buildings food and fucking johnny winters albino butthole
6. "Cheater" -Getting Aids after boyfriend fucks magic johnson
7. "Never Satisfied" -wanting more weenies
8. "Run of the Mill" -- garden variety homo stuff
9. "Dying to Meet You/Hero, Hero" --Thinking about blowing the Sweet Lord Hitlers peter
10. "Caviar and Meths" (Instrumental)-- what you eat before fucking dudes and what you smoke after fucking dudes, with a satisfied look on your face
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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1. "Exciter" - seeing hot dude makes hard dick happen
2. "White Heat, Red Hot" - jizzing
3. "Better by You, Better Than Me" - having dude jerk you off
4. "Stained Class" - jizz in pants during P.E.
5. "Invader" - dude who likes to enter asshole by surprise
6. "Saints in Hell" - a tribute to gay rights activists who have come and gone
7. "Savage" - hard core butt fucking fiend
8. "Beyond the Realms of Death" - going back into the closet because the streets are too mean
9. "Heroes End" - dude's ass
2. "White Heat, Red Hot" - jizzing
3. "Better by You, Better Than Me" - having dude jerk you off
4. "Stained Class" - jizz in pants during P.E.
5. "Invader" - dude who likes to enter asshole by surprise
6. "Saints in Hell" - a tribute to gay rights activists who have come and gone
7. "Savage" - hard core butt fucking fiend
8. "Beyond the Realms of Death" - going back into the closet because the streets are too mean
9. "Heroes End" - dude's ass
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keep going!
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RAM IT DOWN [obvious]
1. "Ram It Down" - deep throating dicks
2. "Heavy Metal" - a dildo
3. "Love Zone" - rob halford's bedroom
4. "Come and Get It" - open butt and eager dick…come and get it.
5. "Hard as Iron" - boner
6. "Blood Red Skies" - fuck if i know….bloody jizz in eyes maybe?
7. "I'm a Rocker" - gay pride anthem
8. "Johnny B. Goode" - someday faggot you will be a man and slurping off the white piss of a big old ham.
9. "Love You to Death" - AIDS
10. "Monsters of Rock" - huge balls
1. "Ram It Down" - deep throating dicks
2. "Heavy Metal" - a dildo
3. "Love Zone" - rob halford's bedroom
4. "Come and Get It" - open butt and eager dick…come and get it.
5. "Hard as Iron" - boner
6. "Blood Red Skies" - fuck if i know….bloody jizz in eyes maybe?
7. "I'm a Rocker" - gay pride anthem
8. "Johnny B. Goode" - someday faggot you will be a man and slurping off the white piss of a big old ham.
9. "Love You to Death" - AIDS
10. "Monsters of Rock" - huge balls
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POINT OF ENTRY [fucking obvious]
1. "Heading Out to the Highway" - cruising for penis
2. "Don't Go" - two guys argue then have make up sex
3. "Hot Rockin'" - butt sex at the gym [see vid]
4. "Turning Circles" - jerking off
5. "Desert Plains" - two dudes have a camp out and sand gets in butt
6. "Solar Angels" - piss
7. "You Say Yes" - getting an invite to pump butt cheek meat
8. "All the Way" - deep dicking an ass or a throat
9. "Troubleshooter" - shooting loads everywhere
10. "On the Run" - getting chased by fag bashers
1. "Heading Out to the Highway" - cruising for penis
2. "Don't Go" - two guys argue then have make up sex
3. "Hot Rockin'" - butt sex at the gym [see vid]
4. "Turning Circles" - jerking off
5. "Desert Plains" - two dudes have a camp out and sand gets in butt
6. "Solar Angels" - piss
7. "You Say Yes" - getting an invite to pump butt cheek meat
8. "All the Way" - deep dicking an ass or a throat
9. "Troubleshooter" - shooting loads everywhere
10. "On the Run" - getting chased by fag bashers
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SIN AFTER SIN
1. "Sinner" - what fred phelps thinks of you
2. "Diamonds & Rust" - dildo
3. "Starbreaker" - first time getting ass fucked
4. "Last Rose of Summer" - first time getting ass fucked
5. "Let Us Prey/Call For The Priest" - catholic butt splitter on the prowl
6. "Raw Deal" - getting AIDS from a hot guy
7. "Here Come the Tears" - guy dumps guy
8. "Dissident Aggressor" - gay rights activist who sucks dick angrily
1. "Sinner" - what fred phelps thinks of you
2. "Diamonds & Rust" - dildo
3. "Starbreaker" - first time getting ass fucked
4. "Last Rose of Summer" - first time getting ass fucked
5. "Let Us Prey/Call For The Priest" - catholic butt splitter on the prowl
6. "Raw Deal" - getting AIDS from a hot guy
7. "Here Come the Tears" - guy dumps guy
8. "Dissident Aggressor" - gay rights activist who sucks dick angrily
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Man, this thread, this is the best fuckin thread araaaaawwwwwnd...
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Re: WHAT JUDAS PRIEST SONGS ARE REALLY ABOUT.
not to derail the thread but has anyone ever read the lyrics to 'eat me alive'? its the most disgusting thing in the world
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ghost boner wrote:not to derail the thread but has anyone ever read the lyrics to 'eat me alive'? its the most disgusting thing in the world
yeah its about a mans asshole rapped tightly around your weiner
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: WHAT JUDAS PRIEST SONGS ARE REALLY ABOUT.
its about slamming a buff guy against a wall and forcefucking him. its so awesome
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it's about sucking cock and gettin all dat cum nigga.
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BRITISH STEEL (limey peen)
1. rapid fire - lots of puds shooting off all at once
2. metal gods - dildo collection
3. breaking the law - pounding underrage buns
4. grinder - going balls deep in turds and pressing that ham
5. united - dick to dick
6. you dont have to be old to be wise - 20 something dude who has lots of dick to butt experiences.
7. living after midnight - dudes picking up dudes at closing time.
8. the rage - crankin that ass
9. steeler - wanting football player dick
1. rapid fire - lots of puds shooting off all at once
2. metal gods - dildo collection
3. breaking the law - pounding underrage buns
4. grinder - going balls deep in turds and pressing that ham
5. united - dick to dick
6. you dont have to be old to be wise - 20 something dude who has lots of dick to butt experiences.
7. living after midnight - dudes picking up dudes at closing time.
8. the rage - crankin that ass
9. steeler - wanting football player dick
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Re: WHAT JUDAS PRIEST SONGS ARE REALLY ABOUT.
Love how only the first song isn't a direct reference to gay then you said fuck it and went full gay
Haha,
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painkiller
painkiller - stud with huge dong
hell patrol - bear gangrape
all guns blazing - all cocks cumming
leather rebel - daddy
metal meltdown - "chili dog"
nightcrawler - first black man
between the hammer and the anvil - no condom
a touch of evil - hangnail butthole
battle hymn - loud cumming
one shot at glory - no cum left
painkiller - stud with huge dong
hell patrol - bear gangrape
all guns blazing - all cocks cumming
leather rebel - daddy
metal meltdown - "chili dog"
nightcrawler - first black man
between the hammer and the anvil - no condom
a touch of evil - hangnail butthole
battle hymn - loud cumming
one shot at glory - no cum left
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SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE
1. the hellion - warm up song while putting on leather get up
2. electric eye - cam shows
3. riding on the wind - anal sex with farts
4. bloodstone - song about boulder dropped off overpass
5. take these chains - obvious
6. pain and pleasure - butt whippin fun to make hard dicks
7. screaming for vengeance - guy gets dumped by guy for another guy
8. you've got another thing comin - guy meets pre op tranny
9. fever - sweat forms on brow while dick gets stared at
10. devil's child - satan
1. the hellion - warm up song while putting on leather get up
2. electric eye - cam shows
3. riding on the wind - anal sex with farts
4. bloodstone - song about boulder dropped off overpass
5. take these chains - obvious
6. pain and pleasure - butt whippin fun to make hard dicks
7. screaming for vengeance - guy gets dumped by guy for another guy
8. you've got another thing comin - guy meets pre op tranny
9. fever - sweat forms on brow while dick gets stared at
10. devil's child - satan
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The Torsion wrote:Love how only the first song isn't a direct reference to gay then you said fuck it and went full gay
To be fair the first line is "Pounding the WORLD like a battering ram"
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TURBO (1986)
1. "Turbo Lover" - dude cums quick
2. "Locked In" - peen got stuck on heavy ball piercings
3. "Private Property" - grundle
4. "Parental Guidance" - daddy critiques his son's fuck scene
5. "Rock You All Around the World" - these guys tour a lot more than some other guys
6. "Out in the Cold" - gold bond powder
7. "Wild Nights, Hot & Crazy Days" - every day being gay
8. "Hot for Love" - cum is usually warm
9. "Reckless" - no rubbers with a bugchaser
1. "Turbo Lover" - dude cums quick
2. "Locked In" - peen got stuck on heavy ball piercings
3. "Private Property" - grundle
4. "Parental Guidance" - daddy critiques his son's fuck scene
5. "Rock You All Around the World" - these guys tour a lot more than some other guys
6. "Out in the Cold" - gold bond powder
7. "Wild Nights, Hot & Crazy Days" - every day being gay
8. "Hot for Love" - cum is usually warm
9. "Reckless" - no rubbers with a bugchaser
Chad wrote:Idget child might be the worst poster here though...
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Don't forget Rob's solo stuff
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BUNGVOX wrote: 3. riding on the wind - anal sex with farts
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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oh man...i totally laughed so hard i farted multiple times. yes.