humans should never be in space

[Necrometer]

30 s


anyone talking about 1. how colonizing anything will ensure humanity's future, 2. spreading our influence is desirable, 3. finding aliens being exciting

is wrong and likely underdeveloped

[Necrometer]

I know that thing contained zero humans

still a nice reminder

[delmuerte]

uh DOY obviously you haven't played Civilization: Beyond Earth fucking science guy

[Necrometer]

I'm all for fiction, games, and fun... that's a different realm entirely

[the awesome Assassin]

[copstache]

listen, unintentionally welcoming an alien apocalypse is considerably more attractive than the realization that we'll probably just choke ourselves to death on our own rotting atmosphere

if i can't even have Demolition Man future then what's the point really

[FVBTVS]

anyone talking about 1. how colonizing anything will ensure humanity's future, 2. spreading our influence is desirable, 3. finding aliens being exciting

is wrong and likely underdeveloped

hey 1.5 out of 3 aint bad

video is delightful btw

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

looking forward to the investigation results in 3-5 years stating 'it bwowed up' ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ‏

[copstache]

elon musk called it

[FVBTVS]

that fucker

[Spooky Apparition]

pro space travel if it means we really can send Elon Musk to Mars to die like he supposedly wants to do. especially if we can do it in the next year or two

[featherboa]

space is like the rapture for reddit

[Necrometer]

copstache: thread MVP

me and everyone else: tied for last

when I say finding aliens, I mean actively

if aliens just wander over here of course that's cool... the idea that there's some alien life out in the stars and that we should expend energy in an attempt to venture to it is idiotic, especially considering the current rate of forcible extinction of undiscovered species on this fucking planet - we have guaranteed aliens here that are getting permanently erased and people only want to wank off about shit that doesn't exist

[pooptastik]

pro wormed. pro-space.

[Zerohero]

we are really making progress in advancing beyond the "baby jesus as almighty deity is a lie" thread.

after knockout punch to the bible belt, its time to punch Gene Roddenbury's (dead) balls.

[riley-o]

Aren't we currently in space ? :keanu:

[Necrometer]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

I actually thought about that

[james]

a difficult task I had to take

[Necrometer]

the bible u embrace

[Black Jacques]

I can think of lots of people who should be in space.

[copstache]

I can think of lots of people who should be in space.

I fucking volunteer. Let my frozen corpse perpetually flick you cunts off at high speeds in a low earth orbit

[Whee of the Dead]

I want to be fed to the sun.

[Black Jacques]

It would be awesome to be looking at the moon through a telescope and suddenly see Daryl Hannah's frozen corpse slowly drift through the frame left to right.

[Black Jacques]

[Necrometer]

[FVBTVS]

fuck