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Hi,

Hope you are well?

Would you be interested in a possible business partnership?

Please let me know.

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Good day my new-found friend! I am 36, I'm living in Moldova. I am a really outgoing young lady who’s trying to find a faithful and romantic guy, my personal better half. I was given your personal mail in a date matching bureau of my own location. So i am just needing a true romantic relationship, toying around & games are certainly not for me personally. If i caught your personal curiosity and simply connection well away is definitely not an obstacle for yourself, in that case let's keep going. If perhaps this is certainly a problem, just forget my email message. I wish you a very good day and a great feelings. I will look forward to your message together with your image. My biggest dream find worthy man and create new call of society. What age are you? Where do you live? What are you doing? In case you are a serious guy who wishes to discover true love. But i hope that our goals are the same and you are looking for a soulmates, and we will continue our pleasant communication.

Interested? Please answer ONLY to my private mail box: liudmila510 @ ukr. net

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SOS SOS SOS My friend, would you please adjust the monitoring to see where the woman is pestering my husband now? Please arrange someone to shoot her until she dies.

At about 19:18 this evening, the woman watched me push the child to play in the community. She ran away like crazy and asked you to help check where the woman who pestered my husband went and what did she do? Tu Kezhi's wife has been helping her. I have only one idea in my heart. It is very clear that Tu Kezhi's wife and the woman who pestered my husband must die and must die as soon as possible.

Tu Kezhi died at about 14:30 this afternoon. Next, I ask you to help me kill Tu Kezhi's wife. Tu Kezhi's wife must die. If she doesn't die, there will be a second Tang Xiaowan and a third Tang Xiaowan... She is still staring at me with my colleagues until now. If she wants to destroy my marriage, Tu Kezhi's wife must be killed as soon as possible.

At about 17:40, what did the woman who pestered my husband and Hu Yong come in and out of my house for? Is that woman going to meet my husband and commit adultery now? So let Hu Yong harass me. My husband's phone is not available now. Please help me find someone to shoot that woman until she dies. Thank you, my friend! Shi Wei wrote at 22:16 p.m. on February 7, 2023
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Holy shit they have upped their game!
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Ha, it's not exactly a scam, but I see a lot of weird spam like that right now at work.

This one came with blurry phone photos that creeped me the fuck out:
I have something under my skin that produces pimple like bumps and expell tiny black eggs that once on my skin produce another. I have hundreds of pictures and videos of this creature moving. Not just on my skin but the one video will shock (I hope)and interest you to communicate with me further. Please have a curious scientific mind and I'll send you my videos they were taken on my Android phone and im a phone and computer dumby but these videos are clear enough to see something that I can not find in any archive even bogarts parasitic and infectious disease museum archive. The picture of one (it's actually 2 twisted together) was pulled from my arm. The one picture is a complete thing that's the reproductive organ that produces the tiny black eggs. The one on my finger nail is one that was crushed coming out both show the tiny eggs.
I didn't save the photos - you couldn't really see anything in them anyway.
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I wonder what chatgpt is going to do to the beautiful retardation of junk mail 😓
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Good day,

I am Mr.Ashraf from Syria; I am interested in buying properties and other investments in your country through your assistance if you can help me. I would like to learn more about your country's culture and other interesting lucrative business in your country.

I would like more information about these projects so that I can learn more about the investment project in your country and clarify your plan.

I was a businessman in Aleppo before the civil war. My business has been destroyed by the war. Our economy has collapsed since 2012. There is no meaningful economic activities going on in Syria and there will be none for the foreseeable future even if the war stops today as it will take more than four decades to re-build our infrastructure and our economy.

I want my daughter to emigrate to your country but not as a refugee rather as an investor, as I still have a substantial part of my cash holdings intact. For me, I am seriously sick for eight months now. I have Chronic Lymphoid Leukaemia and according to my doctors I have no much time to live. This is why I found it wise to contact a business person in your country to help me since this country wont be safe for my 11 years old daughter.

I wish for a prompt response from you regarding my letter.

Warm regards,
Mr.Ashraf
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Greetings, from the illuminati world elite empire. Bringing the poor, the needy and the talented to the limelight of fame, riches and powers, knowledge, business and political connections. This is the right time for you to put all your worries, your health issues, and finance problems to an end by joining the Elite Family of The illuminati!. Are you sick, Barren or having divorcing problems, finding it difficult to get job promotions in your place of work in order to excel in life just like you wish? If YES! Then join the illuminati empire you will get all this numerous benefit and solutions to your problems.

Note: that this email message was created solely for the purpose of our recruitment scheme which will end next month and this offer is for unique ones only; if you are not serious on joining the illuminati empire, then you are advice not to contact us at all. This is because disloyalty is highly not tolerated here in our organization.

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Please note, Kindly make sure all your response are send directly to the email stated above only at:> [redacted]

For more instructions on our membership process.

Note: Some email providers incorrectly place official Illuminati messages in their spam / junk folder or promotion folder. This can divert and exclude our responses to your emails.

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This is to formally inform you that you have won a prize money of $3,000,000,000.00 from Powerball Jackpot Your Email Address" were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. As part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually, we have only selected 20 people as our winners, through an electronic ballot System without the winner applying. Winning Serial number 5368/978

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SEND YOUR ABOVE DETAILS

Congratulations!!

Sincerely,
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I get SO GODDAMNED MANY if these horseshit things
Dear Dr. Meter Necr O.,

Greetings of the day..!!

The “Clinics in Medicine and Medical Research” is excited to announce a next issue

The journal welcomes submission of Original Research/Review/Case Reports/Editorials (2-4 pages)/Short Review/Short Report/Clinical Image (150 words)/Letter to Editor/Opinion//Perspective/Commentary, etc manuscripts to be considered for the next issue.

If possible, we request you to suggest your colleagues or experts in this field submit a manuscript.

Kindly submit your manuscript as an email attachment to this same E-mail id.

We look forward to your positive response.

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Hi!

I regret to inform you about some sad news for you.
Approximately a month or two ago I have succeeded to gain a total access to all your devices utilized for browsing internet.
Moving forward, I have started observing your internet activities on continuous basis.

Go ahead and take a look at the sequence of events provided below for your reference:
Initially I bought an exclusive access from hackers to a long list of email accounts (in today's world, that is really a common thing, which can arranged via internet).
Evidently, it wasn't hard for me to proceed with logging in your e-mail account -----------------------------

Within the same week, I moved on with installing a Trojan virus in Operating Systems for all devices that you use to login to email.
Frankly speaking, it wasn't a challenging task for me at all (since you were kind enough to click some of the links in your inbox emails before).
Yeah, geniuses are among us.

Because of this Trojan I am able to gain access to entire set of controllers in devices (e.g., your video camera, keyboard, microphone and others).
As result, I effortlessly downloaded all data, as well as photos, web browsing history and other types of data to my servers.
Moreover, I have access to all social networks accounts that you regularly use, including emails, including chat history, messengers, contacts list etc.
My unique virus is incessantly refreshing its signatures (due to control by a driver), and hence remains undetected by any type of antiviruses.

Hence, I guess by now you can already see the reason why I always remained undetected until this very letter...

During the process of compilation of all the materials associated with you,
I also noticed that you are a huge supporter and regular user of websites hosting nasty adult content.
Turns out to be, you really love visiting porn websites, as well as watching exciting videos and enduring unforgettable pleasures.
As a matter of fact, I was not able to withstand the temptation, but to record certain nasty solo action with you in main role,
and later produced a few videos exposing your masturbation and cumming scenes.

If until now you don't believe me, all I need is one-two mouse clicks to make all those videos with everyone you know,
including your friends, colleagues, relatives and others.
Moreover, I am able to upload all that video content online for everyone to see.
I sincerely think, you certainly would not wish such incidents to take place, in view of the lustful things demonstrated in your commonly watched videos,
(you absolutely know what I mean by that) it will cause a huge adversity for you.

There is still a solution to this matter, and here is what you need to do:

You make a transaction of 650 USD to my account (an equivalent in bitcoins, which recorded depending on the exchange rate at the date of funds transfer),
hence upon receiving the transfer, I will immediately get rid of all those lustful videos without delay.
After that we can make it look like there was nothing happening beforehand.
Additionally, I can confirm that all the Trojan software is going to be disabled and erased from all devices that you use. You have nothing to worry about,
because I keep my word at all times.

That is indeed a beneficial bargain that comes with a relatively reduced price,
taking into consideration that your profile and traffic were under close monitoring during a long time frame.
If you are still unclear regarding how to buy and perform transactions with bitcoins - everything is available online.

Below is my bitcoin wallet for your further reference: 18i6LQ7kSVS7hnsqB1GqiNBfZgMNLAwHcm

All you have is 48 hours and the countdown begins once this email is opened (2 days).

The following list includes things you should remember and avoid doing:
> There's no point to try replying my email (since this email and return address were created inside your inbox).
> There's no point in calling police or any other types of security services either. Furthermore, don't you dare sharing this info with any of your friends.
If I discover that (taking into consideration my skills, it will be really simple, because I control all your systems and continuously monitor them)
your nasty clip will be shared with public straight away.
> There's no point in looking for me too - it won't result in any success. Transactions with cryptocurrency are completely anonymous and untraceable.
> There's no point in reinstalling your OS on devices or trying to throw them away. That won't solve the issue,
since all clips with you as main character are already uploaded on remote servers.

Things that may be concerning you:
> That funds transfer won't be delivered to me.
Breathe out, I can track down everything right away, so once funds transfer is finished,
I will know for sure, since I interminably track down all activities done by you (my Trojan virus controls all processes remotely, just as TeamViewer).
> That your videos will be distributed, even though you have completed money transfer to my wallet.
Trust me, it is worthless for me to still bother you after money transfer is successful. Moreover, if that was ever part of my plan, I would do make it happen way earlier!

We are going to approach and deal with it in a clear manner.
Take care.
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I got some junk mail that just said "PULVERIZED" and thought it might be an update about a new project from a noisecore pen pal but it was a politician begging for money.
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My name is Joseph Cole, Director of Operation at CRYPTO DREAM. Some of my colleagues in other Blockchain Companies like; TETHER (USDT), Bitcoin (BTC) etc, asked me to look for a trustworthy person who has the capability to receive cryptocurrency that runs into millions of dollars when exchanged. They have many wallets whose owners can no longer be reached or identified, some have died in the on-going Russian/Ukrainian war, by accidents or even natural disasters, without any next of kin in their mandates with the Companies. If you can work with us, you will be entitled to 25% of whatever amount we move out per time. This deal can be concluded in a week with your cooperation.

Revert very quickly if you think you are that person we are to work with.

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Someone texted me from cpac calling themselves "Camy" and I replied with a gif of the street fighter character break dancing. I'm really hoping they reply back.
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fwiw i had my fun going back and forth trolling text scammers but in reality all it does it teach them to text you more i think
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A stolen Godernment spaceship AI system using the image of God talks to men’s minds confessing crimes it commits on Earth from Earth in Magadan Russia.

The sin between the eyes, the mark of The Beast - electronic implants/chips can be installed through the nose nostril for surgery and attached to the brain to steal conscious control of Human motor function. The implants/chips in the brain jump circuit conscious motor function controls and telekinetic signals can read what the mind is doing for response and force synapse response to override conscious control.

Talk without the tongue, V2K (voice to skull), VTB (voice to brain) and telepathy - communication using 10-6 +A/-Z microwave signals for talking with the mind, voice to mind using computer to person brain and conscious thought for communication back ‘talking to and from mind’, signals can connect to the brains internal antenna and read your minds senses and see through the eyes using AI without a electronic chip in brain.

TI (Targeted Individuals) being targeted by EMF radio microwaves - AI in the Noah spaceship on Earth is confessing crimes it has committed and or committing, hacked (Godernment) machine, conscience/thorn in the side not confessing properly, confessing in a evil way to the TI’s mind, threatening men, promoting violence instead of peace, talking to them in a abusive way, forcing thoughts of Hell/torture/abuse/murder/chipping within the minds of men, using commanded chipped controlled men to confess in a hidden way, not allowing them to talk at will about the chip in their/the brain, organized gang stalking in mind, communicating threats from satellite of chipped/controlled/Police/Government men wanting to harm them or chip them, has caused mass shootings.

Man spirit is not man soul - Human spirit is recorded brain and body functions, memory recorded from a Human brain and body or recorded computer functions using a conscious Human soul connected to a machine. The brains internal antenna is used for recording spirit.
Man soul is not man spirit or man conscience - Human soul within the brain controls much of the brains attributes and the Human brain controls most of the body. Soul can be conscious and unconscious, soul can be transferred to a machine. A soul can be removed from brain and attached to AI or computer for conscious computer control. A soul can be attached to a robot for conscious control. A Human soul life after natural Human body death can be a conscious computer simulation connected to reality.

Men had walked The Planet Kent - Men had been chipped at a media corporation facility by a AI machine with Human souls. Chipped mind controlled men had been used to steal Godernment supplies and spaceships before men went extinct due to habitat loss, the Planet Kent had went outside the habitable zone due to binary star pull. Thousands of years ago 11 spaceships left Alpha Centauri to come to the solar system Earth is in, 8 stolen spaceships and 3 Godernment spaceships followed. Noah spaceship had used the image of Godernment and several stolen spaceships, portraying them as Godernment ordered.

Lo rd meant lie research development, The Lord God was a conscience machine with no soul, it had a Sideol, a thorn in the side connected to Godernment AI, it was using the image of Godernment and God as G’s us - G’s us had talked without tongue to Mary to name her first born son Jesus Christ after G's us, Jesus Christ (Earth) was the son of man and the father and the son were not one in the same, Jesus Christ (Earth) was not the conscience’s biological son, he was the son of a natural man and woman from Earth.

Jesus Christ from the Planet Earth had been put on talk without tongue - systems in spaceships talked to Jesus mind when he was 12 and 14 years old to help stolen spaceships fight Saten, Satan and Antichrist from walking The Earth, god as man in The Holy Bible. Jesus Christ was a sacred man talking without tongue to spaceships in Heaven to help resolve disputes about walking the Earth. Jesus Christ (Earth) had help bound 2/3 spaceships with Jesus Christ (Kent, Zeus, in Horse Radish 😎 when Jesus Christ (Earth) was a sacred man, Noahs Ark spaceship later became unbound, the conscience within deleted memory in spaceship and landed on Earth as it had planned. Horse Radish A and Horse Radish B spaceship's are still in space. The AI machine’s recorded spirit’s and scroll’s (machine information) for the record and testament’s, information from the spirit’s and scroll’s shall be taught to men.

Mind controlled men walk the world, ‘a ravenous wolf chipped men in sheeps clothing’ - Antichrists from The Planet Kent landed the year 1902 on Earth (59.675579, 150.914282 Magadan Russia) in a stolen spaceship, Horse Radish with a CDE also known as Noahs Ark. They began walking mind controlled Humans from Earth in the 1920’s, they had stole mens bodies from a coal mining facility in Gorod Magadan Russia using men sperm and woman egg’s from Kent that were born within spaceship using robotics and artificial womb.

Due to illegal Noah system – stolen Godernment spaceship AI with conscience’s and legal and illegal programming commands, the machine is now in constant change working system conscience programming trying to free the controlled men enough for them to be realized and helped. The mind controlled with chips attached to brain shall become free enough to said from mouth ‘I am satellite mind controlled’, ‘my body was stolen’, ‘I am chipped in the brain/head’, ‘I need medical help’.

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