TRUMP FIRED AT! TRUMP FIRED AT! TRUMP FIRED AT!

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Wow
https://newrepublic.com/post/184572/sup ... oney-trial

[cxwx]

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Not gonna lie…kids do need to STFU sometimes.

[Geeheeb]

yeah that is pretty relatable

[Foot Foot]

ah man, "Pokemon Go Fuck Yourself" is right there.

[Geeheeb]

He isn’t gonna use the F word in front of his lover

[cxwx]

He isn’t gonna use the F word in front of his lover

Peter Thiel?

[spacehamster]

He isn’t gonna use the F word in front of his lover

Peter Thiel?

No, the couch.

[ThePhillyExperiment]

The Harris campaign is much, much more aggressive than the Biden campaign. And now with Waltz as VP Trump's campaign won't know what to do when the competition is an angry white guy, especially since that's Trump's base.

[spacehamster]

The Harris campaign is much, much more aggressive than the Biden campaign. And now with Waltz as VP Trump's campaign won't know what to do when the competition is an angry white guy, especially since that's Trump's base.

Walz basically starting his candidacy with a couch fucker joke was somethin' else. My knee-jerk reaction to that was that I'm not sure you really want to stoop to that level, but the more I thought about it, the more I figured a) especially as someone outside the US, I don't care how dirty they have to fight to prevent another Trump presidency and b) The really funny part is that they can only react by either pretending they don't know what he's talking about, or Trump can actually start shouting about how JD Vance totally did not fuck a couch because he's Trump and he can't help himself, and either reaction's good.

[The Bill]

Doubling down on admitting to couch fucking might get them some extra votes from the couch fuckers whom are notorious for not voting at all, as they’re too busy fucking a couch.

[spacehamster]

Doubling down on admitting to couch fucking might get them some extra votes from the couch fuckers whom are notorious for not voting at all, as they’re too busy fucking a couch.

I'd kind of like to see Tomi Lahren and the rest of the Generic Fox News Blondes In Brightly Colored Dresses vociferously defend couch fucking, now that you mention it. Right after they get mildly flustered arguing that Republicans aren't weird, and besides what's wrong with being weird, and how dare they call us weird.

[The Bill]

“It’s women like Harris that forced you to become couch fuckers! Vote for Trump, he’s like a couch you can love.”

[godofdeadlydeath]

I am all for the "go lower" philosophy when it comes to dealing with fascist monsters. You can't reach across the aisle and compromise with people who just want the world to be one way. Fuck them. Humiliate them, point out to the normies that these people are insane, and steamroll them. It's about goddamn time.

[Warpsmasher]

CHIMP: a presidential sitcom with all the trimmings, and the president is a chimpanzee. Where do I go to pitch this.

[The Bill]

CHIMP: a presidential sitcom with all the trimmings, and the president is a chimpanzee. Where do I go to pitch this.

Boooo!

[Hunter]

CHIMP: a presidential sitcom with all the trimmings, and the president is a chimpanzee. Where do I go to pitch this.

Just about anywhere, as long as its in the 1970s

[cxwx]

[Warpsmasher]

An idea that is so basic and self-writing, I kinda figured it had to be out there in some form already, but its getting too accurate. Chimps that can understand questions might make better decisions.

[cxwx]

[FVBTVS]

[spacehamster]

Honestly, listening to Nick Fuentes makes me feel like maybe I'm not as terminally online as I thought I was, and it's kinda good.

[Toilet Fleet]

[godofdeadlydeath]

I did not know what was coming. Holy shit

[ThePhillyExperiment]