TRUMP FIRED AT! TRUMP FIRED AT! TRUMP FIRED AT!

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[godofdeadlydeath]

Lauren Boebert is trending because people think Trump will appoint her as Secretary of Education. Why wouldn't he? Nothing matters anymore. Maybe it never did! Burn it all down!

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Lauren Boebert is trending because people think Trump will appoint her as Secretary of Education. Why wouldn't he? Nothing matters anymore. Maybe it never did! Burn it all down!

Secretary of State - Mike Lindell

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If Gaetz is attorney general are teenage whorehouse's going to legal nation wide? Call it "the Jerry Lee Lewis act"

[Introvert]

Which cabinet is he going to put Kid Rock in charge of?

[FVBTVS]

Homeland security!!

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DOGE.

Kill me.

When I worked in the fraud department for a credit card company one of the small pleasures was when they stopped processing cryptos and I got to hear ancap weirdos whine and cry about how we hated American and capitalism. They all have the same exact voice. A very specific young white male semi lisping higher than normal sound who've never worked a job and only independent source of income is online poker.

[postaddiction]

Homeland security!!

Kid Rock is going to have to shoot more dogs to upstage Kristi Gnome

[Hunter]

The new press secretary will be all of Newsmax plus Sean Hannity for the 8-10pm block.

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Newsmax

That girl who thinks that her Nest Thermostat is big brother

[spacehamster]

I really didn't think something could be simultaneously so funny and so terrifying.

[THE KILL]

Exactly how I feel about this. One moment, it's "Jesus Christ, these people are so hilariously stupid" and I feel compelled to break out the popcorn, because reading about all this nonsense is entertaining as hell and kind of a guilty pleasure of mine. Then I remember that it also means the US is going down the drain, Putin will get what he wants in the Ukraine, and China will probably soon rule over us all

[postaddiction]

Wait, hear me out... If our Homeland Security director has a thing for killing dogs, and China has a thing for eating dogs, maybe we can develop a weaponized dog airdrop program that effectively keeps them from taking over the world. There will be beaucoup spare dogs available once they deport all the Haitians out of Springfield.

[Warpsmasher]

haha, https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/ar ... y-20553872

[postaddiction]

[hipster holocaust]

Exactly how I feel about this. One moment, it's "Jesus Christ, these people are so hilariously stupid" and I feel compelled to break out the popcorn, because reading about all this nonsense is entertaining as hell and kind of a guilty pleasure of mine. Then I remember that it also means the US is going down the drain, Putin will get what he wants in the Ukraine, and China will probably soon rule over us all

That reminds me I should stock up now before kernels skyrocket to a buck a piece on the “free market”

[godofdeadlydeath]

I can't wait for Trump's tariffs to tank the economy big-time and for his voters and party to blame it all on Biden and then they'll keep voting for him and he'll get rid of term limits and we are just stuck in GOP Conservative hell until the world ends

[Geeheeb]

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[spacehamster]

Apparently the whole thing about Handjob Boebert being the new Secretary of Education isn't actually happening, but I'm guessing that's either because he has another charter school lobbyist waiting in the wings or Boebert is actually just not smart enough to dismantle public education.

[THE KILL]

I can't wait for Trump's tariffs to tank the economy big-time and for his voters and party to blame it all on Biden and then they'll keep voting for him and he'll get rid of term limits and we are just stuck in GOP Conservative hell until the world ends

Tariffs and expelling illegal aliens, on which large parts of the American economy rely

[Hunter]

Super excited for a HHS Secretary that makes health decisions based on vibes and good intentions. He's a true "correlation actually does imply causation" type, a science denier of the flat-earth variety - where no amount of data will convince him of otherwise. He's genuinely believes the things he says, and that makes some people think he speaks with some authority... but the truth is that he has no medical or nutritional background, and even gave himself mercury poisoning from eating too much tunafish. Then there's multiple accounts of sexual assault, that he does not deny.

[AIDS] is not being caused by a virus. It's not a virus... These people are dying because of 'poppers'... they were people who were part of a gay lifestyle... "

"This is not a viral disease, but it's a disease that is environmental."

"A lot of the problems we see in kids... are coming from chemical exposures, including a lot of the sexual dysphoria that we’re seeing."

Fuck that prick.

[postaddiction]

At this point, sexual misconduct allegations are a requirement

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https://fortune.com/2024/11/16/elon-mus ... tion-cost/

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Super excited for a HHS Secretary that makes health decisions based on vibes and good intentions. He's a true "correlation actually does imply causation" type, a science denier of the flat-earth variety - where no amount of data will convince him of otherwise. He's genuinely believes the things he says, and that makes some people think he speaks with some authority... but the truth is that he has no medical or nutritional background, and even gave himself mercury poisoning from eating too much tunafish. Then there's multiple accounts of sexual assault, that he does not deny.

[AIDS] is not being caused by a virus. It's not a virus... These people are dying because of 'poppers'... they were people who were part of a gay lifestyle... "

"This is not a viral disease, but it's a disease that is environmental."

"A lot of the problems we see in kids... are coming from chemical exposures, including a lot of the sexual dysphoria that we’re seeing."

Fuck that prick.

Almost everything I've heard him say about medicine and vaccines is reprehensible gibberish, but he seems to be causing a bunch of pesticide and food conglomerates to shit their pants right now so maybe there is some good with the bad? It would be ironic if he actually ended up making the FDA stronger as it's been anemic for years. People forget he was a bit of a Ralph Nader type before he went batshit.