TRUMP FIRED! TRUMP FIRED! TRUMP FIRED!

[Hunter]

Holy fucking shit, it's just NFTs... I mean, Qanon people were anticipating something major (yeah, what's new) - but for it to be NFTs, they must be devastated. They were all in a tizzy when he announced he was running for re-election, because that indicated that he wasn't still in power behind the scenes. It was like he was conceding the election. Of course, that narrative got mentally-gymnastic'd into some other bullshit, but there were plenty of people who started questioning if Q was just a psyop. Unfortunately, Elon went and posted "follow the (rabbit emoji)" which made people start wondering if he's Q - and this NFT business is definitely not helping Trump's credibility on that front. Fortunately, Musk can't run for president.

I'll admit that I tried my damnedest to order one of those Trump/Kim Jong-un commemorative coins a while back, because it was an insane thing... but that was thwarted by the website being dogshit and never loading. I do have a chess set from the 2020 election that has a bunch of political fuckers on it, but it was missing the King for the Dem side. You had to order it after the election took place - but oddly there's already a Biden piece. I never bothered with getting a complete set because I can't care enough.

[FVBTVS]

im fucking dying b

[Hunter]

Love the Lincoln and Washington references here. HOLY FUCK

[Foot Foot]

Stephen Miller should make a Camp of the Saints pog collection.

[cxwx]

Stephen Miller should make a Camp of the Saints pog collection.

Millers pog would be Ron Popeil

[Eight Bit Alien]

We must secure a token for racist crypto and a collection of beanie babies

[Geeheeb]

Is there an NFT of just a Trump steak?

[FVBTVS]

[cxwx]

I want the baked Alaska NFT to be just a picture of his crazy ex girlfriend AKA known as the brain worms girl who interviewed socialist sailor moon.

[Hunter]

Dude got (jail) bars

Yep yes right, you're 100% right, I'll leave now, sorry. Not sure what I was thinking, wow, ok, sorry.

[cxwx]

I know it’s kind of long but she makes him look normal here. Why are the pretty ones always inane?

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Welp
CoinDesk: Donald Trump NFT Collection Sells Out, Price Surges.
https://www.coindesk.com/web3/2022/12/1 ... ce-surges/

Its floor price is about 0.19 ETH, or about $230 – more than double the original price of $99.

Some tokens are selling for much higher prices. The one-of-ones, the rarest of the NFTs, which comprise 2.4% of the 45,000 unit collection (roughly 1,000), are selling for as much as 6 ETH at the time of writing. One of these rare trading cards, of the 45th president standing in front of the Statue of Liberty holding a torch, is currently listed at 20 ETH, or about $24,000.

[Hunter]

Welp
CoinDesk: Donald Trump NFT Collection Sells Out, Price Surges.
https://www.coindesk.com/web3/2022/12/1 ... ce-surges/

Its floor price is about 0.19 ETH, or about $230 – more than double the original price of $99.

Some tokens are selling for much higher prices. The one-of-ones, the rarest of the NFTs, which comprise 2.4% of the 45,000 unit collection (roughly 1,000), are selling for as much as 6 ETH at the time of writing. One of these rare trading cards, of the 45th president standing in front of the Statue of Liberty holding a torch, is currently listed at 20 ETH, or about $24,000.

This is all part of the scam. I'm willing to bet that AT MINIMUM, half of the NFTs were picked up by the people who created the NFTs and they are inflating the prices when re-listing them so they look more desirable and rare. $100 each wasn't going to make them much money (considering they probably paid a ton to license Trump), but scamming the rubes who feel like they missed out will.

[Toilet Fleet]

Like all NFTs, it's a blend of wash trading and painting the tape; Donnie might remember those terms from talking with brokerage house slugs in the 1980s

Suffice it to say he got paid on the licensing deal, as part of that deal he agreed to do PR for it, and now he's 10,000% disconnected from the project

FYI you can still enter the sweepstakes things for free, just check the terms of service; I'll gladly sacrifice a self-addressed stamped envelope to Moloch in the off chance I can hear President Hormel tell me how nasty Rosie O'Donnell looks these days alongside 249 people that have a favorite catheter brand

[Eight Bit Alien]

Hahaaha

[THE KILL]

Dayum she looks a lot like Sasha Grey...

[cxwx]

Dayum she looks a lot like Sasha Grey...

There was some random interview she was doing where she talked about how she’s bi and actually prefers women but “I force myself to be in traditional relationships with men because I think it’s better for society” or something to that effect and it just founded incredibly warped sad and broken. Then I felt bad for making fun of her ( for about 15 minutes )

[THE KILL]

not sure if I should feel empathy for aggressively moronic people shooting themselves in the vagina

[cxwx]

https://www.pcmag.com/news/art-for-trum ... e-clothing

Is he really so fucking lazy he couldn’t have just hired some dipshit artist like Ben Garrison or any number of thousands of people who probably would have been happy to “mint” these pieces of shit while sucking his dick? Oh, right.

[kevin hash]

Dayum she looks a lot like Sasha Grey...

There was some random interview she was doing where she talked about how she’s bi and actually prefers women but “I force myself to be in traditional relationships with men because I think it’s better for society” or something to that effect and it just founded incredibly warped sad and broken. Then I felt bad for making fun of her ( for about 15 minutes )

I'd like to see her get her puss crack cranked out by frothy erect plick. After fuck sesh then she can go to the execution chamber promptly for rapid termination.

Hornia.
Fuck10.

[cxwx]

Dayum she looks a lot like Sasha Grey...

There was some random interview she was doing where she talked about how she’s bi and actually prefers women but “I force myself to be in traditional relationships with men because I think it’s better for society” or something to that effect and it just founded incredibly warped sad and broken. Then I felt bad for making fun of her ( for about 15 minutes )

I'd like to see her get her puss crack cranked out by frothy erect plick. After fuck sesh then she can go to the execution chamber promptly for rapid termination.

Hornia.
Fuck10.

Apparently that Paul Joseph Watson idiot has also plowed her trad-wife tunnel.

[FVBTVS]

LETS GO BABAY 19TH TIMES THE CHARM

WE GOT EM THIS TIME

[Necrophilic Mallard]

[cxwx]

[Necrophilic Mallard]