TRUMP FIRED AT! TRUMP FIRED AT! TRUMP FIRED AT!

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Oh, please, please please please! I’d love more of the peanut galleries hot take on pro wrestler’s political views. I heard my dog might give a shit, but that’s a lie

I'm sure Cornnette will call people "Christian conservative cock suckers" a few hundred times.

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we're living in Idiocracy

Has social media dug out his old song lyrics where his black girlfriend has an abortion or is that cancel culture.

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"Put America first - We're the victims!"

Granted, I know full well that hypocrisy is modus operandi for right wingers - but it never ceases to amaze me when the most privileged people in this country claim that they're being oppressed. I should be used to this by now after how many people freaked out over having to wear a mask in public spaces, right? I feel like half of the population of the US are complete sociopaths and/or narcissists.

The more you look at their hero's of recent: Trump, Hulk Hogan, John Daly, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, republicans have a deep seated road to Damascus syndrome, the Americanized version of Christian conservatives has a very strange intersection of combing puritanicalism and debauchery. Alex jones claiming had sex with hundreds of women before he was 18 and satanic witch's tied to seduce him. It's all this Saul of Tarsus shit how "god will use the worst of the worst" to save them. I keep thinking of this video of some mud show with lifted trucks and atvs, tons of red necks getting shitfaced and girls in bikinis shaking their asses with Trump flag everywhere. The same people who will condemn hip hop culture for simultaneously invoking god and bullets don't have problem with bro country songs that do the same exact thing. I'll shut up now as my sociology skills are no where in the same league as professor jofas.

[Toilet Fleet]

The whisper train is something I cannot clarify but I have it on good authority (spouse of a governor) that Biden is stepping down.

[spacehamster]

I thought there was a way to embed Tweets here, but oh well. Anyway, I don't really give a shit about rasslin', but I thought you guys might appreciate this.

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The ultimate irony would be if Biden tried to drop out and the Supreme Court made up some bullshit reason that he has to be the nominee.

[FVBTVS]

You gotta edit the link to say twitter instead of x

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http://x.com/the_ironsheik/status/1814110630560886810

I thought there was a way to embed Tweets here, but oh well. Anyway, I don't really give a shit about rasslin', but I thought you guys might appreciate this.

Him and Honky Tonk man have shat on hogan for almost two decades but we appreciate the effort brother.

[spacehamster]

You gotta edit the link to say twitter instead of x

[Eight Bit Alien]

The whisper train is something I cannot clarify but I have it on good authority (spouse of a governor) that Biden is stepping down.

My best friend's high school chemistry teacher was Atom and his Package.

[hipster holocaust]

The whisper train is something I cannot clarify but I have it on good authority (spouse of a governor) that Biden is stepping down.

My best friend's high school chemistry teacher was Atom and his Package.

Spoiler alert, Atom calls his package Jizzrael

[zombiehead]

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iconic

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x-post infapu

[Hunter]

Aaron Sorkin's got one of the most broken-brained-lib takes I think I've ever heard - and pats himself on the back for being so boldly original.

Aaron Sorkin: How I Would Script This Moment for Biden and the Democrats
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/21/opin ... orkin.html (paywalled)

But there's something the Democrats can do that would not just put a lump in people's throats with its appeal to stop-Donald-Trump-at-all-costs unity, but with its originality and sense of sacrifice. So here's my pitch to the writers' room: The Democratic Party should pick a Republican.

At their convention next month, the Democrats should nominate Mitt Romney.

Nominating Mr. Romney would be putting our money where our mouth is: a clear and powerful demonstration that his election isn't about what our elections are usually about, but about stopping a deranged man from taking power. Surely Mr. Romney, who doesn't have to be introduced to voters, would peel off enough Republican votes to win, probably by a lot. The double haters would be turned into single haters and the Nikki Haley voters would have somewhere to go, Ms. Haley having disqualified herself when she endorsed the leader of an unsuccessful attempt to overthrow the government.

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[godofdeadlydeath]

https://newrepublic.com/post/184106/tru ... ala-harris

WHOOPSIES

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[spacehamster]

Trump complaining that he should be reimbursed for his campaign investments before Biden dropped out is the funniest shit ever.

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Word around Amber Rose kissing up to Trump now is she's facing federal indictment for a crypto scam.

[FVBTVS]

Word around Amber Rose kissing up to Trump now is she's facing federal indictment for a crypto scam.

id pardon the dust off that coinbase

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Oh for fucks sake
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4788 ... la-harris/

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nothing like a mixed-race woman of color to kick the hornets' nest of Big Urges, i guess?

these fucks have no chill whatsoever