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Well I do actually have a baby now. I hope that I made your wish come true. It's not like my daughter who took 10 years to be born but I was lying.

This is a cool scenario because it's either your wish, or a perverse twilight zone inversion of your wish, depending on who has the kid.

I have a few kids but I had them years ago.

I've pondered flying to Japan to have a hoochie over there shoot out a couple more. Ninja batallion. We'll see.

kaka should'nt be allowed to post in but one thread

chrisinLA wrote: ↑Mon Oct 24, 2022 3:14 pm I have a few kids but I had them years ago.

I've pondered flying to Japan to have a hoochie over there shoot out a couple more. Ninja batallion. We'll see.

I donated to this Japanese hoochie that went homeless last year.

https://gogetfunding.com/help-homeless- ... -new-life/





And she's still fucking homeless a year later after getting 90k USD.

There are tons of these girls in Japan that would make a good partner for me to have Japanese kids too. I'd like that. Give em' some compensation and some Tokyo banana twinkies and call it a day.

Reading Mark Lanegan’s book, he was approached one night after a show by two very young, possibly underaged girls to “hang out and drink with our best pal Blackie” Blackie was some guy in his 40’s who lived in a mansion. The four of them went to the guys place and one of the girls immediately started making out with Mark while the other one was doing the same with Blackie. The guy had pictures of himself everywhere and even though Mark was a self admitted pervert he felt particularly creeped out by the way this guy who claimed to be some actor seemed to have control over these two girls. He went to the bathroom and was even more creeped out because the shitter was adorned with hundreds of pictures of Anthony Keidis (he was Anthony’s father) most of them when he was a young boy. Lenagen at that point decided to bail on the sex party.

Blackie was the actor who was one of the coke dealers in the beginning of Lethal Weapon

This thread keeps on NOT giving.

FVBTVS wrote: ↑Sun Sep 03, 2023 2:53 pm

He doesn’t look like what he sounds like in them songs.

Hey now/
It’s incurable/
Get your IV/
Hy-drate

Hey now/
It’s terminal/
Make the last choice/
Your grave

WELL THE YEARS STOP COMING

Riley

from the top rope

Hey, dudes. I think we’re being kind of mean. Sure,, Smoth Mouth (whatever they’re called) isn’t Slayer. But is he a Red Hot Pepper person? No, he is not. At least, this guy appeared at the end of the movie Rat Race, and gave away money to a fictional charity. What that Chilli Pepper do, besides feud with Mr, Bungle?

Hey now,
Let’s be nice now,
And masto bate now,
To What you like now.

All that’s glory is cuuuum.

Your a super star,
Carry on now!

And he died.

Not to be tactless, but that kind of beard style always looks like brazilian strips to me, and I don't understand why people would want to symbolically turn their mouths into genitalia, which is unintentionally supergay.

Jesus Christ the idea of KaKa's kids is fucking miserable. I feel like it would be better to be the product of a conjugal visit between a serial killer and a retard.

Brutus Frank wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 7:38 am Jesus Christ the idea of KaKa's kids is fucking miserable. I feel like it would be better to be the product of a conjugal visit between a serial killer and a retard.

I think he said that he married a mail order bride and then took her name??? I could never really understand what the hell he was saying

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 7:40 am

Brutus Frank wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 7:38 am Jesus Christ the idea of KaKa's kids is fucking miserable. I feel like it would be better to be the product of a conjugal visit between a serial killer and a retard.

I think he said that he married a mail order bride and then took her name??? I could never really understand what the hell he was saying

Dem 'Tisms.

Test

Geeheeb wrote: ↑Mon Oct 24, 2022 1:34 pm If I had only one wish it would be that one of you two has a kid, and specifically that the other one does not.

Who from U2? The Edge?

The Bill: I KNOW YOU ARE TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT THIS IS DEADLY SERIOUS. WE ALL HOPE THAT KAKA DOES NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN.