TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

[kevin hash]

9:00 am

Fuckin stomach ache hit hard and suddenly. Sat down and a hissy fart pressed out as ass hit seat.

Ugghhhhh.......long smooth log of play doh slides out gracefully yet slowly.

Followed up by 2 beefy hunks of poo. Stinks pretty good. Not overbearing like what I really hunger for.

Butthole spasms shut. Now time to relax and let a little pee race out my pecker. Ahhh feels so good.

6.2/10
Satisfying and business like.
Heil.

[Zerohero]

6.2/10
Satisfying and business like.
Heil.

6.2... also the average rating of album's in Nile's discography.

SEE THE CONNECTION!?????????

that extra +0.2 really gets down to the nitty gritty

[kevin hash]

11:58am

Shit out at the poo poo corral. Fucking monster banging on my shit pipe. Could not focus on work at all.

Ughhhhhh.....epic greasy log issues forth. Feels endless and smells so goddamned sexy.

Here comes.....ughhhhhhhjfffffd.....another poop bus leaving the brownhound station. Some piss races out my cock with rage.

My asshole is in spasm mode as it closes up shop. My stomach is rumbling. I anticipate more later I think it's gonna be a high yield day.

9/10
Pure reverse anal sex.
Romantic.
Heil.

[kevin hash]

5:36pm.

Sketch farts that feel bubbly means it is time to dump it all out.

BOOOM........effortless explosion of gravy.

Stinks like meat. Brisket blaster

My butt lips feel slobbery. Wiping will be a treat.

7/10
The farty explosion was worth it.
Woof woof.