TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

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I tried to post my shit at 4:46pm but there was technical glitches.

Anyways.....the turd was a blazing hot Nigerian forearm. It was probably 2 feet long.

Smelled so poopy I got a hard on.

9/10
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11:05am.

Creaky smelly farts. Time to feed my toilet some poop sticks.

Uhghvhhhhhhhh.....piissssp........pop.......long cakey doughed out shitlog leaves my doo doo garage.

Fumes galore. Smells like hot anal. Very meaty with notes of spent money.

Push out a little straggler. Plop.

7.36/10
Not as emptying as yesterday.
Smell alone is intoxicating.
Time to beat off.
Cum.
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white people are so civilized they think god created shitting so that man would have a moment to think ‘ shakka
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i am a burn victim.. wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 2:49 pm white people are so civilized they think god created shitting so that man would have a moment to think ‘ shakka
God created shitting is the first true statement you have ever uttered.

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8:56pm

Blast!!!!.......not even a hint of a push. Hot greasy shit Boulder flew out.

My bathroom smells like burnt onions and rotten eggs. Taco Time is pure hell on the colon.

Shit gravy is dribbling out of my ass.

Feel like there is more in the chamber but poopoo is being kinda bashful.

Ughhhhhh......pushing out some chocolate drops of dysentery sludge.

9/10
You niggas know my love for a hot diarrhea shit.
This was equal parts greasy shit piss and turdage.
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2:23pm.

The farts are creaky and smell plague like.

Ughghhhh.......hisss.......slide. epic smooth cylindrical log exits with ease. The dough makes a dead thud upon the pissy water.

The diarrhea is gone but the smell lingers. Convulsing butt lips feel like they need a good cleaning.

Fuck it reeks in here.

9.13/10
Pure glide.
Erotic stink.
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8:44am

No preamble

Ughhhhhhh........the sudden onset of stomach ache yields endless soft serve.

It was a lot of poop. Felt delightful.

7.11/10
Could do without the stomach ache.
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1:00pm

It's a hitta

Ugghghhjhjgf........blazing hot silky smooth shit glacier slides out. The farther it goes the slower it gets.

Quietly broke off without protest.

Turdlets fall like spent bullets. The smell is very light and cakey. Good stuff.

Still pushing out nuggets and bloopers. This is easily 3 to 4 pounds of shit.

My asshole is burning real good. The wipe should be a decent task.

7.23/10
Glacial pace. The SUNN0)))) of shits.
Hit the brown note byitch.
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9:57am.

Sudden onset of farts and pressure. Let's go.

Ugfhghfhhhhj.........a glacier exits with ease. Part bumpy and part velvety. Steaming hot. Stinks pretty good. The poop scent is slowly making its way to the center of my brain.

Butt lips are stingin'

6.92/10
One of the finer things in life
Good stink.
Not a fan of the burn.
Reverse buttfuck deluxe.
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12:53pm.

Concentration ruined.

Ugughhhhhhhb.........sturdy shove yielding an asshole stretching rock hard log.

Could hammer railroad spikes with it.

Scentless.....fuckin weird.

7.7/10
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11:24pm

Time to check in. Not sure what's in the chamber but I have a hunch.

Thick pee drizzles out the peen.

Poot.

Fuck.......a total dud. Could be some poopoo there bit I'm not gonna trade an aneurysm for a steamy dumpling.

I did dump a log earlier so the day isn't a total loss.

Fuckin fart kinda smells like sweat and eggs.
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ever consider printing out this thread and takin' to the doctor, so when asks RU Regular (like prince song) you can say....

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