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TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:18 pm
by kevin hash
7:17 pm.

Dropping some creamy dumplings. Smells kinda foody.

Feels good. Feels right.

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:26 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:46 pm
by kevin hash
Stop gettin your meme on fool.

Time to blast some logs.

Time to let loose some swamp water.

Sweet lord demands.

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:11 am
by cxwx

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:05 pm
by kevin hash
8:02 pm.

It's sliding out as i type this. Totally thick.

Smells like swiss steak.

Keep on dumpin in the free world.

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:26 pm
by Jimm O' Lation
:lol: :tup:

backed out a sweet one this morning after a huge meal of homemade burgers and corn on the cob last night

the feeling was comparable to the excitement the Beatles probably felt on the ed Sullivan show

keep on mining for a fart of gold

crosbystillsandkevinhash9

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:16 pm
by kevin hash
There are times i wish i could shit 20 times a day. Nothing like it on this earth.

I sometimes pray to lord hitler for a nice juicy diarrhea sprayer.

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:02 pm
by kevin hash
3pm.

Dropped a fat log. Stinks like some hot garbage. Totally coffee fueled.

The man called sting(k)

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:11 pm
by kevin hash
10:09 pm.

Dropped 2 fat floaters. Looked like overcooked chicken strips.

No fumes. Total failure.

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:54 pm
by kevin hash
I'm letting some dinner corpses sautee in deathwish coffee. The pressure is mounting.

Turd7.

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:48 pm
by SKI DOO

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:11 pm
by kevin hash
2:08 left work and drove to my house to drop off this hot caffeine blower. I was trying to type and i had to shit so bad i couldn't do anything except do typos.

Almost shit my pants trying to unlock my front door.

Pissing on turds right now. Asshole has been violated by easy sliding turds.

Poop fumes are tickling my nostrils right now.

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:16 pm
by Quarter Horse

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:42 pm
by cxwx
That horse knew what it was doin’

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:22 pm
by kevin hash
Been ripping some screamers.

Slid my panties down....noticed a powder burn due to overfart.

Time to gently lamaze this fucker out.

Ooh....i smell butt sweat and burnt balogna.

Push. Hot slider easin on out.
Then nudge a couple bubble gum wads of poop out to seal the deal.

Smells like meat.

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:17 am
by hipster holocaust
Have you thought about eating less meat?

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:25 am
by kevin hash
I could eat lettuce for 1000 years and still be cutting some foggy meat heat.

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:27 pm
by kevin hash
About an hour ago i let a nice hunky turd take a swim in piss water. It was way longer than it felt like.

Easy slider.

PS poop fucking stinks.

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 9:55 am
by cxwx
Multiple taquito shits followed by scooping of cat box.

EDIT. That makes it sound like I was shitting in the cat box

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:58 pm
by kevin hash
Can you imagine to glory of taking a shit with your dog?

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:53 pm
by kevin hash
4:50
Dropped 2 floaters into the bowl. I call them 'the bingo' because the smell of the farts matches the smell of the finished product.

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:58 am
by doomeddisciple
One of my guys came to get me after going to the toilet today.he went to take a shit, but there was one so big and of such girth, it was unflushable. He demanded I go look,
https://preview.ibb.co/kefsJU/54_BD64_F ... DCF042.png

5 minutes later he sent me this
https://preview.ibb.co/i4XiQ9/74_AB9000 ... 50_ADD.png

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:23 am
by kevin hash
Buttfuck in reverse.

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:25 pm
by kevin hash
Last night at around 5:30 i unloaded 2 fat logs. Then at 11 i dropped a straggler who was screaming to be reunited with his cousins in the sewer.

Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:10 pm
by kevin hash
Been ripping some goddamned heaters today. The ghosts of dinners past. Meals from the grave.