TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

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I like "LOG"ginng in (gettit!?), just to see what kind of shits been taken ....shaken and stirred. Like checking the stock market, world news, and poo-poo from yer po-po.

Watching old episode of Barney Miller, the inspector refers to ass as the "po po"... give 'em a pat on the po po.

I bet that toilet in barney miller's jail has confusion over cigarette stains vs poop streaks.....
SmmmmEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRR>........
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I bet the toilet at the precinct is harsh.

Yamata blasting general tso chicken all up the bowl.

Fish letting some drizzlers rain hard.

Wojo filling the bowl to the rim.
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Had a colonoscopy today. Been taking laxatives the last two days. Probably look about 10-12 shits. Took out four polyps. Doped me up with some kind of benzo and rainbow fentanyl cocktail.
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reading this thread and..... hey i think i need to Sh__ on a toi_-_t
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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2:07pm

Pre poop sweats.

Ughgghhhhh.....over a foot of soft serve with pokey shards comes out with a nice gentle shove.

Plop.

Now for a second sexy hunker. Uughfhhhhh. Lil bubblegum poopoo for the real Gs.

Stinks like shit and butt sweat. Kinda gross. Feels.....ughghhhhh plop.....decent.

My asshole wants to snap shut but there are lil boppers wanting to squeeze out.

Got a butt pube hanger dropping off now. Time for the pee hose down. Sssssssssssssssss. Pissin like a whore.

9/10 for the initial battleship that skooved out my asshole.

Woof big dog go poop.
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just thinkn... what if you took a couple of these dumps right in pee pee's (aka Kaka) many page one man show thread

barks. woof. dogshit.
crouch...survey the playing field... crank it out everyone watching. DDROP Plop. do the grassy knowle (KNOWE!?) dog grass dig spray marking poo territory SMELL MY HAPPY DOGSHIT FRIEND I"M TAKING WALKIES>>>>>>>>>>>>
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12:22pm

Concentration is fucked. This one hit suddenly so here goes.

Ughghfhhhh.........hot lumpy bumpy humpty eases on out my asshole with ease. Barely a nudge

Here comes....ughhhhh.....second hunker glaciers out. Wet and stinking like farts.

Great poopy aroma.

Pushed out a globule of scrapple for good measure.

Smells like a dream in here. I think if I made jenkum it would be super gourmet. Fumey lovin.

9/10
Hot sex.
Woof.
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6:45pm

Panties down......time to have sex.

Ughghhhhhh......thick push yields a fat broiler turd.

No smell...oh wait there it is. Fuckin steamy.

8/10
Had to fight through sinus pressure to get the good shove goin but it was pure lust.

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3:29pm

Reverse buttfuck time......ugghhfjgjfhhhh.

Fat n creamy log busts the spokes with a gentlemanly nudge.

Second fat bulbous greaser leaves my shit pipe.

A nice blend of poop n shit and asshole sweat tickles the nostrils.

My asshole is burning. Must be the Chipotle I had last night I need to avoid that red sauce they have.

I can eat some boiling hot sauces that would kill a normal person but there's something about that red sauce at chipotle that causes a unhealthy sizzle to the ol buttlips.

Having a hard time closing the trap door. More gravy drippins wince out.

Fuckin stinks in here. Might be time to jack the dick.

Nah. One more lil shove to get any stragglers out.

Messy wipe here I come.

7/10
Sizzler make da poopoo no fun.

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today had one of those healthy colon sculptures, all in one piece..
but once hit the Toi_)_ it zigzaged into the shape of th e "S" in SLaYERRRRRRR!

I know what you are thinkin dear readers..
A) the slayer S and S in Kiss is pretty close, how do you know its slayer turd and not Kiss?
B)Why Didn't you take a photo and send to slayer--- like the kid kutting his arm with sLAYER in bloodt!>
C) did you fish it out and save it?

Kiss indeed is shitty, but the crink in he turd is SSlayer all the way not kisS
Slayer retired so no more stuff for my shit to make an album sleeve
Too much work.

what band logos has your shit resembled? in a to+_t. or even on the Floor........
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Kiss is pretty rad really.

Slayer is pretty rad too.

I think taking a dump to kiss sounds kinda fun

A lot of my poop looks like one of the letters in the Napalm Death logo.
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I was slightly alarmed when I kept feeling little crunchy things while wiping my ass but then remembered I ate a bunch of strawberries.

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6:05 pm

Feeling a log beating on my guts. Time to let it rip.

Quiet popping farts as a taster.

Ugghvhfhfhhhhh......thick warm smacker oozes out my asshole with a cakey splash.

Second gumball plops into the pissy rinse.

The scent is a delicate whiff of poop mixed with sweat.

7/10.
Good quality yield.
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kevin hash wrote: Sat Oct 29, 2022 12:12 am Kiss is pretty rad really.

Slayer is pretty rad too.

I think taking a dump to kiss sounds kinda fun

A lot of my poop looks like one of the letters in the Napalm Death logo.
I always thunk the dude on the Repulsion - Horrified cover face looked like his face was made out of a post corn turd.

I, wanna rock n roll all night...and poopnpee inthe Toi>> all day.

can u imagine the smell of gene's pile after guzzling 4 jars of gefelte fish?
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12:36pm.

The farts are extra thick. Time to shit.

Ugughghhhhhhb.......steaming hot soft serve races out. Total egged out sizzles.

Cakey farts pop and hiss.

Ughhggggfhh....second yet lesser dumpling falls with ease.

Little bit of sexy piss to glaze the 2 foot shit log.

8.24/10
Total gut release.
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Gene probably jacks off when he shits.
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High fiber diet.... and lo!
An Iron Maiden album inthe To_T. Fittingly a shitty one, Fear of the Dark.....

looks like that tree on the cover and edward dumparoooski were hollow turds that disintegrated into the commode...tree floating chunks ready for a shawshank redemption escape to ye olde sewer man..

i think i captured the spirit of the thing
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5:09pm.

Just got done with band practice.....grind makes poop.

Ugjgfjvhghfhhhh......thick and girthy. Just how papa likes em.

The farts leading up to this moment were really meaty smelling. Total reek.

Still pushing out more poop. Can't tell if it's the original turd or if I missed the break due to keeping the bros up to date on poop happenings.

Smells extra foggy in here. Hints of meatloaf and walla walla sweet onions.

8.1/10
Total emptier.
Total eclipse of the fart.
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10:41am.

This one isn't waiting.....fugugfhfhfhhhbh......stiff push yields a bumpy club of dinner trash.

Weird....no smell yet.

Lil piss dribblins and asshole spasms. Here comes that meaty poop scent that grandma used to make.

Full piss blaster for extra poop sautee power.

7.7/10
Sex.
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3:32pm.

Ughhhhh....braaaap......shove. soft serve special slides out with ease. Hot egg fart smell wafting up from my panties. Turds are still drizzling out.

Needed this lil piece of business.

Ughhhh.....another hunk of greasy brownie batter falls out with a poetic sounding plop.

Push out a final hunk of shit dough. Just think....the sewers are full of turds, piss, puke, pubes and blood. I want to masturbate in the sewer.

6.98/10
Woof
There it is.
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4:23pm.

Pants yanked down....fart fog hits. Time to unload.

Ughghhhh......hard push elicits a bumpy log. Felt warm and greasy.

Doesn't seem like there are any more stragglers.

Time to close the asshole. Let the piss fly and Sautee this fat poop banger in some Suds.

6.88/10
Butt cunt.
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6:14pm.

Time for some reverse buttfuck action.

Ugvhhhhhhh.......steaming hot buttery shit log ejects out into the pissy wa wa.

Fuckin poop scent is making my eyes water with tears of joy

7.74/10
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kevin hash wrote: Tue Nov 22, 2022 6:17 pm
7.74/10
Marduk.
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I love Marduk.

They made me shit my pants at the bank once.
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kevin hash wrote: Tue Nov 22, 2022 8:13 pm I love Marduk.

They made me shit my pants at the bank once.
one time i saw them playing a club with the toil_T in the basement, dudes had just shit (probably) in full corpsepaint...and were returning to the main level...

I tread not there mebrotheer, when satans spawn drops a load...BOOOY howdy that's stink beyond high horses with cloven hooffs
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SHIT challenge.... shit an upside down cross in the to___
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