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1:58pm

The pressure is on.

Ugghfhggjgjhh........nice nudge and out comes a foot long broiler.

Smells like burnt Swiss steak and coffee.

2 follow up bloppers fall out and land on the poop meat still lingering above water.

Butthole spasms shut. Piece of pee dribbles out the dick.

Bathroom reeks so fine.

7/10 for pure emptying satisfaction.

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11:05am

This one hit suddenly. Time to kick back and reward myself.

Uguffjfjfjfjhhh..........minimal effort. Feels warm and thick. Hits the water with a funky lil plop.

No smell. That sucks. How am I supposed to cum?

Poop is fun.
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8:59am

This one hit like violence.

Buns hit seat and it was pressing the eject button. Massive greasy roller Coaster of poop balls came racing out.

Shits flags park.

Smells like raw poop up in here. Piss is dripping from the peen.

8/10 for the sheer violence of it.

Shitting is my god.
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10:03am.

Ate a spinach feta egg white wrap. About 15 mins later my farts were bubbly and hot. Time to get sexy because I cannot think straight right now.

Pants down....panties down.....hot airy fart exits first...

Ugghhhhhbn......easy.....effortless peantutty soft serve falls out. This fucker is laced with fumes. Bathroom smells like an egg salad sandwich left in the glove box on a hot summer day.

Felt so refreshing. I feel like I can take on anything now.

8/10 for eggy bumpage.
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kevin hash wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 9:02 am 8:59am

This one hit like violence.

Buns hit seat and it was pressing the eject button. Massive greasy roller Coaster of poop balls came racing out.

Shits flags park.

Smells like raw poop up in here. Piss is dripping from the peen.

8/10 for the sheer violence of it.

Shitting is my god.
DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK RANDY.....

the ole peen, hangin in there buddy
you got the best seats in the house
for watching the shit fly.
Like those restaurants right by the airport.
That smell ain't jet fuel.
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Zerohero wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 8:11 pm
kevin hash wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 9:02 am 8:59am

This one hit like violence.

Buns hit seat and it was pressing the eject button. Massive greasy roller Coaster of poop balls came racing out.

Shits flags park.

Smells like raw poop up in here. Piss is dripping from the peen.

8/10 for the sheer violence of it.

Shitting is my god.
DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK RANDY.....

the ole peen, hangin in there buddy
you got the best seats in the house
for watching the shit fly.
Like those restaurants right by the airport.
That smell ain't jet fuel.
This is glorious.
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3:21pm

Time to bust out some poopoo.

Ugjghvhhhh.....felt kinda pokey at first like there were shards in it. Came out smooth like butter. Fucker is long because it's still coming out 20 seconds later

Fuckin smells like roast beef and piss

Pushing the remainder out.....ughhkjkk. finally broke off and blooped into the water.

Asshole spasms to seal the deal.

Felt good. Stinks good. I'm horny.

7/10
Doggy go poop
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9:20am

Puffy cakey sounding stinkers force me to get in the zone.

Gjfudufjvjv.....push.....slide.....plop.

A nice compact log of soft serve falls out. Smells just like the farts....really egged out.

A splash of piss to finish off this cocktail of rectal waste.

6/10.
A real flag waver.
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4:01pm

I'm in love with my asshole. I have a hot passion for shitting.

Airy hiss........followed by steamy hunky soft serve. A real power dump.

Turd slid into water followed another hissy fart.

Mini chunk just detached from butt hair. Bathroom stinks so bad.

7/10. Butt lips are sizzling.
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5:24pm.

Hit so suddenly I had to race to the bathroom.

Panties down.

BOOM.....splatter. Boulder shoots out like a cannonball followed up by pukey smelling poop mud.

Jesus Christ that was explosive. I really needed that one.

9/10 blowout city!
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10:02am.

Ripped a fart that smelled like a sulfur omelet. Time to cut a cigar.

Ugghhhfvggg.......long soft serve bus leaves my asshole. The driver....Mr. dysentery had his foot on the gas.

The bathroom reeks like a good hearty breakfast and butt sweat.

8/10.
I love to go poopoo like a big dog.
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kevin hash wrote: Fri May 27, 2022 10:05 am
8/10.
I love to go poopoo like a big dog.
Woof.
we had a dog...well it was my mom's dog, and when he got ready to take a dogdump, he got into position like a quarterback under center...reading the defense, surveying the field, look left, look right, is that man ?, zone, cover 2?... ok .. ready..... then dropped a load ...usually just beyond the driveway and basketball hoop. So if you missed the hoop...you might get...poop

you'd have to get out the hose and blast poop off the continue the game.

one time different dog, took a shit indoors. conveniently though dropped a stink pile on one of those cheap weight set weights, on a 25 pound gold plastic plate ( I'd say it was 26 pounds with dogshit). My dad was happy because this was an easy clean-up...he just hoisted that bad boy out the door, into the grass and blasted that shit right off like a power washer. Easiest dog present cleanup in history, no muss no fuss take it out the backdoor gus...

And now for the Paul Harvey---REST of the story. What happened to that gold plate? wound up in my own basement for a while with some free weights. My wife runs a small shop downtown and has a little A frame sign. It gets windy here in buffalo at times so I rigged up a milk crate with that gold weight to hold the sign down. She filmed a small commercial with good lookin' models, being all trendy, and I see......HEY-- THERE"S THAT WEIGHT THAT MY DOG DUMPED A LOAD ON, right there in a fashion commercial. What a resume...

1980. sat around and a dog took a shit on me. guy carried me in yard and blasted me with cold ass hose water
2019 film credit, commercial for store
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Nothing like doggies doing that poopoo thang.
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4:37pm

I've had poop shivers all afternoon. It's time to let the turds run free.

Uggughhhhhhhh. Pushing out a long bumpy smelly log. I'm all sorts of fumed out.

Second greasy chunk of shit falls with a dignified plop.

Piss leaves my dick. My bathroom reeks. Satisfaction is here at last.

7/10.
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8:14am

The early bird takes the shit.

Ufhghgjfjhhhhh.....short bulbous payload falls into the pissy lake with zero splash.

Felt like it was going to be a lot more.....oh wait.

Sloppy fart pops out.....ugughhhhh another wet dumpling falls free.

Smell the pissy poopy blend. Very sexy.

5/10
Nothing to write home about.
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10:13am

Sat down on the cold seat and a smelly hissy honker sliced through the morning silence. It's dump o'clock.

Ughchfhfhhh c vhh vs d b h......push......push PUSH.

steaming hot girthy shit rocket leaves my asshole. Fuck it stinks. Straight poop scent with notes of meatloaf and pee.

A little dribble of piss to close it out.

6/10.
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3:30pm.

Been in a training so I have been anticipating this hot dump.

Bubbly eggs farts are the harbinger.

Ughhhhh......heavy push yields a steaming hot shit cruiser sliding on out. Felt long.

Butthole is slowly closing. Might be more.

Poot....goes the cakey fart.

Ughgjggh. Small gooey nugget falls with a diminutive poop.

Some shifting of the prostate to allow for pissy baptism. Sealing the deal with a lengthy pee.

Fumes of shit and piss entice the mind into a jizz trance.

7/10.
Quality.
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9:15am

It's hittin hard my stomach started aching....pulled pants down and a cloud of fart slammed into my nostrils.

Ugghghfghfhhhh........long motherfuckin log of pure soft serve pock marked with airy farts comes racing out without any effort. Smells like rotten meat.

I feel like this is the first of several shits today.

Feel some poop slag sticking to ass pubes. It could be a messy clean up.

8/10. Pure bliss.

Shitting is so fun.
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8:21am.

Power dump incoming.

Ugughfghhghh.......lumpy soft serve. This is a very thick chili. Popping farts followed up by more dripping mud. My asshole is sizzling. Smells like nausea in here.

Push out one last nugget. It smells dreadful in here. Fuck I love shitting.

6/10 I needed that one.
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11:32am.

Ugghvhghhhhh.....no preamble. Hot thick beefcake turd endlessly slides out from the poopoo hole. That one was killing my concentration.

Fuckin stinks like a motherfucker.

My asshole hurts. I'm fumed. The smell is making me want to fuck a pillow.

6/10. Fat and dense turdage.
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kevin hash wrote: Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:25 pm Last night at around 5:30 i unloaded 2 fat logs. Then at 11 i dropped a straggler who was screaming to be reunited with his cousins in the sewer.
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11:16am.

I can't run errands until I unload my guts. The farts are talkin loud this morning.

Gufjsjdvj c hhhhhhhh.......stiff push followed up by a butt stretching dachshund shaped banger. Smacky wet sounds with popping farts abound.

Dinner morgue is closed for business. Fuck yeah.

7/10.
Should have been longer.
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just an update on the Lou Reed book, readin' on the toi__t!

he had glass coffee tables...
for Coffee Table Qu_ens. Idea was put head under glass..and drag queen take shit on there.

also, fanboy of lou became a journalist for rock N roll...and finally get to interview Lou Reed... he was so excited... comes in and Lou asks if he could shit in his mouth.

guys say NOpes!

lou said, then how about if I get a plate you put over you face, and I'll s hit on it.

:fonz: :vuvu:
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8:53am.

Gufhghvhdhhshshxhd.....steaming hot soft serve exits with a lot of stink.

Total poop scents tickle my nostrils and excite my peepee.

Shit was extra hot from consumption of jalapenos.

Was about to head out the door and got do errands. I was sitting the truck and it became readily apparent that I would most likely shit my pants if I didn't address this situation.

Fuck it reeks.

5/10
A little too sizzly and bumpy.
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3:06pm

Fuck........ughhhhhhh.......hard push. Bulbous fat club shaped hog glaciers out my coal chute.

No splash as it sunk into the pissy pubey water.

Smells kinda farty and funky in here. Fuck yeh nigga. My asshole is slowly closing....this was a real stretcher.

Poopoo katchoo.
7/10.
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