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Morgan 'Steinmeyer' Hakansson probably takes beer fueled dumps 2 or 3 times a day.
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food for thought for the intellectuals of this thread...

whaddabout glen benton's evil dumps? does he eat enough fiber? is there psyllum husks in hades?
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I never read the book or recall the title, but do recall an advertisement for a tell all kiss book, that featured "hear about paul's outrageous poop in the pool story"

how i resisted emptying my wallett for that tome can only image must have been broke
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Glenn Benton rips egg farts.

His shit is always liquid. Burning hot raw drizzlers.
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2:06pm.

The farts are sending a message.

Ughghhhhhh.....soft serve dumbbell plops in the pissy water. Smells just like my farts meaty and thick.

Follow up blopper jumps into the urine like nobody's business.

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Pure whiffing pleasure.
Felt good.
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2:30pm.

The office farts were a lil bit eggy.

Ughghghfghhh......shove the fat turd out my asshole. Had to power ot out but once ot got going it was smooth sailing.

Was extra sizzly on the back end. Smells like a combination of eggs and burnt hamburger.

My asshole is in spasm mode as little turdlets fall out with stinky ease.

Butthole is a cookin'

6.99 out of 10.
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figured i'd take a stab at making the Anthrax logo in a to)_i____t.

Like in shootin' pool you need to call that shot, 8 ball side pocket..shootin' shit.. Anthrax logo, fistfull of metal era, in the TOil)_

did not come out quite right just looked like shit

swiss judge still gave it a 5.112201214131313131311344421
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5:38pm

I was having difficulty concentrating because of high pressure egg farts.

Pants down releasing the fumey goodness as a footlong ultra greasy shit log exits with ease.

Now I'm just letting poop dribble out. Slight nudge for extra bloopers.

Stinks like......ugjggjghhj......stomach grease and burnt bologna. Asshole is blazing hot.
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I can't type anymore.....this is just too sexy.
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11:40am

Not really feeling any strong urge. Just killing some time while my work computer restarts. Here goes.....

Ughghghhhhh....pisp....hiss.....pop......ultra lumpy grease hog eases on out. Smells like poop. Very poopy. Notes of butt sweat and pee fill the air and dance with the poop particles.

Not bad.

5.787 / 10 pretty decent. Good stink.
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you haven't shit since Dec. 9


rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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I have. They hit so suddenly I have to race to the shitter

Yesterday was a lengthy girthy log resting against the porcelain.....half in the water half out for extra flavor.

Food corpse. Dead lunch slug.
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5:28pm.

Concentration is impossible. Popcorn farts usher in poop smells.

Gughhhhhhhj. Easy push. Slender greasy turd falls out effortlessly. It has the contours of the rolling hills of Wales.

Stinks hard. Very poopy. Very sexy.

Little pee dribble to help the asshole close.

6/10 for pure ease.
10/10 on smell.
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I ate a bag of prunes for lunch and had to take five shits two hours later.

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2:04pm

Time to dump last night's pizza.

Ughghfhhhhb........stiff push yields a fat and lengthy Choo Choo train of food trash.

Uuughgh......pushing out some extra dough that plops in happily.

The smell is starting to hit. Very shitty and not so poop like. Kinda rank smelling.

Waiting for the urine exclamation point.

7/10
A real asshole stretcher.
It's okay drop your clay.

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9:32pm

I couldn't concentrate on TV time for a sexy BM

UG H HGHHH......hot steamy silky log with shards embedded slides out easily with a few pokes.

Poop steam rises into my nostrils. Smells like good time poop.

Pushing out errant droppings just because.

7.33/10
what are the mystery shards in my shit?
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1:33pm.

Hissy farts signal a fat high pressure shit is on the way.

Pants yanked down panties down. Fart fumes released from cotton panties. Fuck me poopoo.

Ughgjhhj......hiss.....then a bulbous frothy turd slides out. A few jagged pieces of undigested corn chips poke at the ass lips.

Pushing out dense cakey farts. Total hissy poppers.

Ughjjjkkvkvjv.....here's some more. A short chunk of shit exits with further fart steam. Smells hella fumey. My dick is hard as a rock.

7.79/10 on the shitter scale.
My ass feels sexed up real good.
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3:21pm

Hissy quiet farts echo into the toilet bowl. Time to fuck.

Guihhhhhffhdhhchh.......hard push yields a club shaped turd. Feels like Bam Bam's club.

Bam bam......Bam Bam Bam.

Bam Bam Shitaloaf.

Smell is creeping up betwixt my legs. Very farty and poopy

It makes me wonder if that makes my dick and balls smell like fart fumes?

5.7/10
Average.
Need more dumpage
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11:13am

Attempted to sit down and let a turd split my asshole open.

Some fucking jerkoff tried busting down the door. Even though it was locked.

Couldn't close the deal.

Go out and it was some big bloated office whore waiting to shit.

0/10
I should have punched her lights out for depriving me.
I'll just take it out on Mitch instead.
Fuck you Mitch.
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1:42pm

I couldn't hold it anymore.

Ugghhhhh.....pop......hiss.......turd.

Soft serve stallion races out the coal chute with ease.

Fuckin nostrils are burning from the fart and poop steam.

I'm empty.

Little pee to seal the deal.

8/10
Very satanic.
Broken turd separated by farts.
Time to take a nap.
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3:15pm.

Can't hold it

Ugugughhhhh......hunky Louisville slugger takes leave of my shit chamber.

Ugugughhhh....pushing out a second lesser chunk of feces. Hissy popcorn farts are wedging out more chunks.

It smells like fun in here.

Plop. A skinny dinner corpse slides out ever so slowly. A fart serves as a pair of scissors. I think I felt the pointy end of the turd graze some outer butt hair.

Piss sautee for extra sex.

8.83/10
High yield.
Lustful.
I bet Craig Pillard shit liquid today.
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2:29pm.

Can't hold back.

Instant buns to seat trap door action. A fairly greasy soft serve turd flies out.

Fuckin stinks. Apples will do that to ya. Total poop fuel.

The smell / relief ratio is good.

Gonna try and muscle out some more. Ugjghghh. A small dripper slides down asshole hair into the poopy pissy water below.

Love doing the reverse buttfuck special.

8.979/10
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10:56am

Hard to walk.

Ugghghhhhn........blazing hot and airy soft serve banger leaves the shit garage.

I clocked it going 75mph. Fuckin smells like meatloaf. Makes me hungry and horny.

A small piece of dump fell off the buttlips and landed on the over the water line shit pile I have created. No splash just a doughy thud.

Trying to get a little pee going.

Ahhhh there it is. Sizzling against the porcelain.

8.99/10
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kevin hash wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 11:01 am 10:56am

Hard to walk.

Ugghghhhhn........blazing hot and airy soft serve banger leaves the shit garage.

I clocked it going 75mph. Fuckin smells like meatloaf. Makes me hungry and horny.

A small piece of dump fell off the buttlips and landed on the over the water line shit pile I have created. No splash just a doughy thud.

Trying to get a little pee going.

Ahhhh there it is. Sizzling against the porcelain.

8.99/10
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Either take a shit and discuss it or get the fuck out of my thread dummy.
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