TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

[kevin hash]

I tried to post my shit at 4:46pm but there was technical glitches.

Anyways.....the turd was a blazing hot Nigerian forearm. It was probably 2 feet long.

Smelled so poopy I got a hard on.

9/10
Fuck you robert.
Woof.

[kevin hash]

11:05am.

Creaky smelly farts. Time to feed my toilet some poop sticks.

Uhghvhhhhhhhh.....piissssp........pop.......long cakey doughed out shitlog leaves my doo doo garage.

Fumes galore. Smells like hot anal. Very meaty with notes of spent money.

Push out a little straggler. Plop.

7.36/10
Not as emptying as yesterday.
Smell alone is intoxicating.
Time to beat off.
Cum.
Woof.
Heil.

[i am a burn victim..]

white people are so civilized they think god created shitting so that man would have a moment to think ‘ shakka

[i am a burn victim..]

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[i am a burn victim..]

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[i am a burn victim..]

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[i am a burn victim..]

supermale runs on time ‘ fred durst was raised in an attic nonnus

[i am a burn victim..]

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[i am a burn victim..]

farmer burns whistle while you work ‘ slap a hammurabi rabbit proof fence matt farmer shamir

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dodge a wrench ‘ 625

goethe skates away phyllis ‘ but your wearing the wrong scarf true cross livin

[i am a burn victim..]

[ghost boner]

Dude

[kevin hash]

white people are so civilized they think god created shitting so that man would have a moment to think ‘ shakka

God created shitting is the first true statement you have ever uttered.

Fuckin scumbag.

[i am a burn victim..]

scumbag!? wtf turtles all the way down ‘ land of the dead ‘ your rhe scumbag my friend consume

[kevin hash]

8:56pm

Blast!!!!.......not even a hint of a push. Hot greasy shit Boulder flew out.

My bathroom smells like burnt onions and rotten eggs. Taco Time is pure hell on the colon.

Shit gravy is dribbling out of my ass.

Feel like there is more in the chamber but poopoo is being kinda bashful.

Ughhhhhh......pushing out some chocolate drops of dysentery sludge.

9/10
You niggas know my love for a hot diarrhea shit.
This was equal parts greasy shit piss and turdage.
Heil.
Fuck you mitch.
Fuck you robert.
Woof.

[kevin hash]

2:23pm.

The farts are creaky and smell plague like.

Ughghhhh.......hisss.......slide. epic smooth cylindrical log exits with ease. The dough makes a dead thud upon the pissy water.

The diarrhea is gone but the smell lingers. Convulsing butt lips feel like they need a good cleaning.

Fuck it reeks in here.

9.13/10
Pure glide.
Erotic stink.
Heil.

[kevin hash]

8:44am

No preamble

Ughhhhhhh........the sudden onset of stomach ache yields endless soft serve.

It was a lot of poop. Felt delightful.

7.11/10
Could do without the stomach ache.
Heil.

[kevin hash]

1:00pm

It's a hitta

Ugghghhjhjgf........blazing hot silky smooth shit glacier slides out. The farther it goes the slower it gets.

Quietly broke off without protest.

Turdlets fall like spent bullets. The smell is very light and cakey. Good stuff.

Still pushing out nuggets and bloopers. This is easily 3 to 4 pounds of shit.

My asshole is burning real good. The wipe should be a decent task.

7.23/10
Glacial pace. The SUNN0)))) of shits.
Hit the brown note byitch.
Hitler.

[kevin hash]

9:57am.

Sudden onset of farts and pressure. Let's go.

Ugfhghfhhhhj.........a glacier exits with ease. Part bumpy and part velvety. Steaming hot. Stinks pretty good. The poop scent is slowly making its way to the center of my brain.

Butt lips are stingin'

6.92/10
One of the finer things in life
Good stink.
Not a fan of the burn.
Reverse buttfuck deluxe.
Heil.
Woof.

[kevin hash]

12:53pm.

Concentration ruined.

Ugughhhhhhhb.........sturdy shove yielding an asshole stretching rock hard log.

Could hammer railroad spikes with it.

Scentless.....fuckin weird.

7.7/10
Buttfucker.
Heil.

[kevin hash]

11:24pm

Time to check in. Not sure what's in the chamber but I have a hunch.

Thick pee drizzles out the peen.

Poot.

Fuck.......a total dud. Could be some poopoo there bit I'm not gonna trade an aneurysm for a steamy dumpling.

I did dump a log earlier so the day isn't a total loss.

Fuckin fart kinda smells like sweat and eggs.

[Zerohero]

ever consider printing out this thread and takin' to the doctor, so when asks RU Regular (like prince song) you can say....