TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

[kevin hash]

9:29am.

Hit so suddenly it was like a shock to the system.

Ughgggjfjhbhbh......total creamy soft serve exits with sweet sounds of smacky moisture. Smells like pure garbage.

I stuffed my guts full of BBQ and now it's leaving me. The 4th is over for real.

A bonus turdlet eases out with spasmodic cramping and little crackly farts. Shitting is the real American dream.

MASA make America shit again.
8/10
Woof woof.

[Zerohero]

Next up to read on the Toi___ the Barry Manilow biography.

Pooping and crapping, were always the fashion at the Copa...copacrapola...



wondering if barry asked anyone if he could shit in their mouths?

[kevin hash]

11:35am

Cool airy farts blast out ever so poetic like. Sweet scent of buttsweat and gentle poopoo tingles the nostrils.

Push time.......ugghghghhhhh..........steamy hot crackling log hoofs its way out. Spasms of the butt lips making things fun.

People outside the bathroom door making it hard for me to crack off some fartz. Go away.

Pop......poot......piss.

I needed this one today boys!
8/10.
Heil

[kevin hash]

7:50pm.

Feeling it again.....its poopoo time. I'm letting it kinda load up at the trapdoor. Savoring that just about ready to let loose feeling.

Anticipation builds. Airy hissy farts sssssssss on out. I'm making diamonds here. Stinks.

Ugugghvkdkdjfjh..........feels long.....still coming out.

Plops in with heaviness. Second chunk falls gracefully. Poop scents waft up and tag team with ass sweat. Fuckin feeling like a good cum is in order.

Some piss leaves dick. Adding a fine little smelly note to the proceedings.

7/10.
Quality.
Rock over London Rock on Chicago.....BUNGVOX he goes poop a lot.

[Zerohero]

7:50pm.

Feeling it again.....its poopoo time. I'm letting it kinda load up at the trapdoor. Savoring that just about ready to let loose feeling.

Anticipation builds. Airy hissy farts sssssssss on out. I'm making diamonds here. Stinks.

Ugugghvkdkdjfjh..........feels long.....still coming out.

Plops in with heaviness. Second chunk falls gracefully. Poop scents waft up and tag team with ass sweat. Fuckin feeling like a good cum is in order.

Some piss leaves dick. Adding a fine little smelly note to the proceedings.

7/10.
Quality.
Rock over London Rock on Chicago.....BUNGVOX he goes poop a lot.

I WIPED SPIDERMANS ASS

I wiped spidermans ass
I wiped spidermans ass
I wiped spidermans ass
I wiped spidermans ass

I wiped spidermans ass
He was taking shit on the toilet
it was a big doo doo
the green goblin said it smelled bad

I wiped spidermans ass
I wiped spidermans ass
I wiped spidermans ass
I wiped spidermans ass

His ass was dirty
he didnt want to smear shit
on his red white and blue uniform
there was a full roll of toilet paper

I wiped spidermans ass
I wiped spidermans ass
I wiped spidermans ass
I wiped spidermans ass

rock over chicago rock over london,
charmin, the quicker picker uppper

[kevin hash]

Manilow probably linked his own poopoo of his boyfriend's cock.

[kevin hash]

3:25pm.

3rd shit of the day. Ughghgghhh.....high yield of hunky bubblegum. Gonna have to scrape my asshole with toilet paper.

The lips are stinging.

Pre made beef patties are hittin tough.

5/10
Feels sexy but hate the extra clean up.
Heil.

[kevin hash]

8:19am

Time to bump logs out. Soon as I got to the office it hit like a punch to the butthole.

Guvhffhvuvuhhhhh........some shards on the front end scrape past the butt lips. Followed by some steaming hot dough.

Hit the water like a sponge.

More......ughgguhvhfh.....second turd descends. Stops briefly and then slides into the water.

Smells like a rotting hamburger.

Oohhhh secret chunk was deceptively clinging to butt pubes. Plopped in real good.

6/10. Good vibes. Good stink.
Dip it in ranch and eat it.

Heil.

[kevin hash]

6:10pm.

Feeling that donut butt coming on.

Farts hiss out.....stinky as fuck.

Uggghhhhhhh........hard push exudes a hot pressed log of silky clay. Broke off a bit early. Chunk stuck at the butt lips keeping the trapdoor open.

Plop.

Pisses stir the foody fog.

Pure sex.

7/10 for quality smell.
Woof.

[Zerohero]

barry update, on a TOI___

so far barry's got his hand down more chicks panties than lou 3 chapters in...but do expect him to get off batting .000 in cockworking

and chicks jamming hands down barry's pants.

looks like we made it.

[kevin hash]

10:27am.

Mainly here for pee but I feel like there might be some nuggets so let me sit down and try.

Ughghhhhh......crackling smacking hunk of dump meat hits the water with a cakey splash.

Stinks quite nicely. Very meaty.

Barry Manilow will get to sucking dick soon enough.

6/10 the smell is stimulating.
Poop

[kevin hash]

5:32pm.

Went in to piss and the pressure hit.

Sat down and immediate greetings from the dinner Ghosts. Methinks a shit is afoot.

Ugvugguvhhhh......sturdy steady push nudges out a flaming hot telephone pole of dinners past. Fuckin reeks.

One long banger and no extra stragglers plopping in. Feels thorough.

6/10.
Sting of a butthole stretching dump is a bonus.
Stinks.

[kevin hash]

Update.

That fuckin turd was easily 16 inches long and straight as an arrow.

Was sad to watch it get broken into pieces in the flush.

Wonder if Barry Manilow ever looked at his turds for inspiration?

[ghost boner]

every shit i take lately smells exactly like what i ate. its freaking me out

[kevin hash]

Love a good shit that smells like meatloaf.

[kevin hash]

11:37am.

Just ate a bagel now the jews want to break my butthole.

Uggfhgvgg.......moist doughy log slides out with minimal push and shove. Feels like it has a little length to it.

Floppy fart bursts signal a chunk to come.

Plop. Poop.

7/10
Stinks rather nicely. Waves of mighty fine poop scents bring out the sexual psychopath in me.
Woof.

[kevin hash]

1:12pm.

Got a hot one knocking at the back door.

Ugughhhhh.......effortless push yields a slick yet bumpy bundle of dinner waste. Followed up by a mini chunk and some pee.

Sticks real good up in this bitch.

I could shit every hour on the hour and be okay with it.

8/10 for the sheer silkiness of the log.
Heil.

[kevin hash]

8:25pm.

It just hits like suddenly.

Ugghvvhvhhh.....stiff shove.......thick beefcake glaciers on out in 2 fluffy shit busses.

Smells like a good fart.

Some pee to go. A winning combo.

7.4/10 hunky and sexy.
Fumer88

[godofdeadlydeath]

11:34 a.m. This one was really propelled by the ridiculous amount of black coffee I've consumed over the past 2 days. It kind of burned coming out but it was a big one and it slid out pretty easily.

[kevin hash]

Coffee fueled shits are the best.

[kevin hash]

6:18pm

Quiet at the office.....time to shoot some poo poos.

Ugghghhhhhh.......crumply soft serve drizzles out thick and meaty. Long. Not a lot of stink behind it

Feel a little bubblegum stuck to my asshole.

A lil piss dribble out the pee hole for funsies.

6.27 / 10
Easy like Sunday hitler.

[Zerohero]

I'm over 100 pages in, and barry still hasn't sucked a cock...or even mention cocks or fort hot dude. Barry has been overrun with trim so far.
Sure isn't the Halford book.

[kevin hash]

Maybe he just acted gay to sell records.

[kevin hash]

5:34pm.

Can't think straight. Time for an on the clock special.

Ughgfhhhhhh......hissy fart is a prelude to a fat club shaped shit. Slid into the water silently. Felt fuckin heavy..

Smells like food. Rad let's eat.

The whole bathroom reeks. I love leaving some steam for the next fucker.

8/10 total satisfied.
Maniload.

[kevin hash]

9:23am

The best part of waking up.....is when poop shoots out the butt.

Guguvhfjfhhhh.....hard shove elicits a bulbous cue ball followed up by smelly poop slime.

Second chunk falls out effortlessly. Jesus fuckin fuck it smells so bad in here. I'm getting a hard on.

8/10 quick and easy. Plenty of good fumes to stimulate the nuts.