TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
9:00 am
Fuckin stomach ache hit hard and suddenly. Sat down and a hissy fart pressed out as ass hit seat.
Ugghhhhh.......long smooth log of play doh slides out gracefully yet slowly.
Followed up by 2 beefy hunks of poo. Stinks pretty good. Not overbearing like what I really hunger for.
Butthole spasms shut. Now time to relax and let a little pee race out my pecker. Ahhh feels so good.
6.2/10
Satisfying and business like.
Heil.
Fuckin stomach ache hit hard and suddenly. Sat down and a hissy fart pressed out as ass hit seat.
Ugghhhhh.......long smooth log of play doh slides out gracefully yet slowly.
Followed up by 2 beefy hunks of poo. Stinks pretty good. Not overbearing like what I really hunger for.
Butthole spasms shut. Now time to relax and let a little pee race out my pecker. Ahhh feels so good.
6.2/10
Satisfying and business like.
Heil.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
6.2... also the average rating of album's in Nile's discography.
SEE THE CONNECTION!?????????
that extra +0.2 really gets down to the nitty gritty
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
11:58am
Shit out at the poo poo corral. Fucking monster banging on my shit pipe. Could not focus on work at all.
Ughhhhhh.....epic greasy log issues forth. Feels endless and smells so goddamned sexy.
Here comes.....ughhhhhhhjfffffd.....another poop bus leaving the brownhound station. Some piss races out my cock with rage.
My asshole is in spasm mode as it closes up shop. My stomach is rumbling. I anticipate more later I think it's gonna be a high yield day.
9/10
Pure reverse anal sex.
Romantic.
Heil.
Shit out at the poo poo corral. Fucking monster banging on my shit pipe. Could not focus on work at all.
Ughhhhhh.....epic greasy log issues forth. Feels endless and smells so goddamned sexy.
Here comes.....ughhhhhhhjfffffd.....another poop bus leaving the brownhound station. Some piss races out my cock with rage.
My asshole is in spasm mode as it closes up shop. My stomach is rumbling. I anticipate more later I think it's gonna be a high yield day.
9/10
Pure reverse anal sex.
Romantic.
Heil.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
5:36pm.
Sketch farts that feel bubbly means it is time to dump it all out.
BOOOM........effortless explosion of gravy.
Stinks like meat. Brisket blaster
My butt lips feel slobbery. Wiping will be a treat.
7/10
The farty explosion was worth it.
Woof woof.
Sketch farts that feel bubbly means it is time to dump it all out.
BOOOM........effortless explosion of gravy.
Stinks like meat. Brisket blaster
My butt lips feel slobbery. Wiping will be a treat.
7/10
The farty explosion was worth it.
Woof woof.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
5:38pm.
Hit suddenly. Feels like it's going to break some spokes.
Ugghgjvggbhh........pushed out with a big poppin fart. Feels pretty thick.
Asshole slammed shut. Pinched that off real good. No smell which is seriously weird.
Some bubblegum drops clinging to butt pubes. Can feel them sliding down.
Squirt of pee to send this one off to the history books.
6.377/10
Business-like.
Ahoy.
Hit suddenly. Feels like it's going to break some spokes.
Ugghgjvggbhh........pushed out with a big poppin fart. Feels pretty thick.
Asshole slammed shut. Pinched that off real good. No smell which is seriously weird.
Some bubblegum drops clinging to butt pubes. Can feel them sliding down.
Squirt of pee to send this one off to the history books.
6.377/10
Business-like.
Ahoy.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
5:33pm.
No big urge just trying some things out.
Ughhhhhhh.........sturdy shove yields a steaming hot sausage of stinky tinky.
Smells dense. Gotta lean back for full whiffage
5.72/10
Very formal. Brown tie affair.
Putting on the shits.
Woof.
No big urge just trying some things out.
Ughhhhhhh.........sturdy shove yields a steaming hot sausage of stinky tinky.
Smells dense. Gotta lean back for full whiffage
5.72/10
Very formal. Brown tie affair.
Putting on the shits.
Woof.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
[insert Fanfare about here]kevin hash wrote: ↑Mon Aug 15, 2022 5:36 pm 5:33pm.
No big urge just trying some things out.
Ughhhhhhh.........sturdy shove yields a steaming hot sausage of stinky tinky.
Smells dense. Gotta lean back for full whiffage
5.72/10
Very formal. Brown tie affair.
Putting on the shits.
Woof.

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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
4:00pm.
Been ripping some bubbly farts that stink rather nicely.
Time to bump out a hot shit perhaps?
Ugghhhhhhhhgjgvhhcgg........pushing out a bumpy and creamy stick of dreadful smelling shit. It broke on the way out.
Uvgghhh....oof shoving that last hunk of bubblegum out of my shit pipe into the pissy water below.
Fuckin reeks.
4.2/10
Not much yield but holy fuck does it ever stink.
Heil.
Been ripping some bubbly farts that stink rather nicely.
Time to bump out a hot shit perhaps?
Ugghhhhhhhhgjgvhhcgg........pushing out a bumpy and creamy stick of dreadful smelling shit. It broke on the way out.
Uvgghhh....oof shoving that last hunk of bubblegum out of my shit pipe into the pissy water below.
Fuckin reeks.
4.2/10
Not much yield but holy fuck does it ever stink.
Heil.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
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barry nary mentioned a cock --think turned gay from too much trim.
barry nary mentioned a cock --think turned gay from too much trim.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Got bored with cunt so he decided to try a few pricks out.
Fuck I need to shit but nothin is on the horizon currently.
Wonder how big Barry's turds are?
Fuck I need to shit but nothin is on the horizon currently.
Wonder how big Barry's turds are?
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
I think his logs wear little mini-cufflinks, cause he's a classy chapkevin hash wrote: ↑Fri Sep 02, 2022 12:51 am Got bored with cunt so he decided to try a few pricks out.
Fuck I need to shit but nothin is on the horizon currently.
Wonder how big Barry's turds are?
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
I shit so much this morning the pile rose above the water!
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That is a beautiful thing!
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I think that's called....
Shit Island
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Fact #7
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Got some stomach virus/food poisoning a few days ago.
Completely drained my bowels from both ends...luckily not simultaneously.
Couldn't hold down rice, and had a fever.
At one point woke up with a very painful achilles cramp due to the dehydration, and then had to attempt to walk to the bathroom to blow out some more liquid fire from my ass. It's still slightly sore and raw.
0/10
Completely drained my bowels from both ends...luckily not simultaneously.
Couldn't hold down rice, and had a fever.
At one point woke up with a very painful achilles cramp due to the dehydration, and then had to attempt to walk to the bathroom to blow out some more liquid fire from my ass. It's still slightly sore and raw.
0/10
Fact #7
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
0?
No way.....I need that in my life.
No way.....I need that in my life.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Had the same thing and if you like shitting as much as you say you do you'd hate it. I would just be laying there and feel nothing and just have underwear full of shit. It's not satisfying, it's miserable. I had to pack my ass with TP and just lay and wait. I wouldn't wish it on anyone
Also, shit island
Also, shit island

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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
3:12pm.
Concentration was shot....was starting to get the shakes from having an insane urge to shit.
Ugghhhhjj....POP.,........soft serve blaster. Hot and sizzling. My asshole is burning like a mug.
Fuckin stinks like rotten meat. Total cryptic doodoo.
Wonder If there is more in the hopper but I'm nervous about extra sizzle.
Compulsive spasm and a shove.....a few errant dribbles of wet mud plopping out.
8/10 relief and pure sexy smell.
Heil.
Concentration was shot....was starting to get the shakes from having an insane urge to shit.
Ugghhhhjj....POP.,........soft serve blaster. Hot and sizzling. My asshole is burning like a mug.
Fuckin stinks like rotten meat. Total cryptic doodoo.
Wonder If there is more in the hopper but I'm nervous about extra sizzle.
Compulsive spasm and a shove.....a few errant dribbles of wet mud plopping out.
8/10 relief and pure sexy smell.
Heil.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
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when recording Melissa, someone stoleded king's jacket
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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KingDiamond shitty setlist...
The Eye of The Shit
Black Horseshit
The Family Ghost-Poopie
Shitting in the Dark
Shit Me At Midnight
Unclean Shits
Slippery Shits
The Floating Shit
Mercyful fate shitlist...
Desecration of (toilet)Bowls
Nuns have No Runs
The Eye of The Shit
Black Horseshit
The Family Ghost-Poopie
Shitting in the Dark
Shit Me At Midnight
Unclean Shits
Slippery Shits
The Floating Shit
Mercyful fate shitlist...
Desecration of (toilet)Bowls
Nuns have No Runs
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Abigail 2 the shit.
I'm feeling a greasy sizzler comin on.
I'm feeling a greasy sizzler comin on.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
you ever think
maybe
juuust maybe
it's time to GIVE a shit, for a change?
#teamcare
maybe
juuust maybe
it's time to GIVE a shit, for a change?
#teamcare
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
remember the time Deez Nuts (I think) at a bowl of colon blow and posted photos of raging shaggy shit, in a toi)_?
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
They all are given.Necrometer wrote: ↑Fri Oct 07, 2022 5:15 pm you ever think
maybe
juuust maybe
it's time to GIVE a shit, for a change?
#teamcare
As a gift to me.
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