TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

[kevin hash]

9:00 am

Fuckin stomach ache hit hard and suddenly. Sat down and a hissy fart pressed out as ass hit seat.

Ugghhhhh.......long smooth log of play doh slides out gracefully yet slowly.

Followed up by 2 beefy hunks of poo. Stinks pretty good. Not overbearing like what I really hunger for.

Butthole spasms shut. Now time to relax and let a little pee race out my pecker. Ahhh feels so good.

6.2/10
Satisfying and business like.
Heil.

[Zerohero]

6.2/10
Satisfying and business like.
Heil.

6.2... also the average rating of album's in Nile's discography.

SEE THE CONNECTION!?????????

that extra +0.2 really gets down to the nitty gritty

[kevin hash]

11:58am

Shit out at the poo poo corral. Fucking monster banging on my shit pipe. Could not focus on work at all.

Ughhhhhh.....epic greasy log issues forth. Feels endless and smells so goddamned sexy.

Here comes.....ughhhhhhhjfffffd.....another poop bus leaving the brownhound station. Some piss races out my cock with rage.

My asshole is in spasm mode as it closes up shop. My stomach is rumbling. I anticipate more later I think it's gonna be a high yield day.

9/10
Pure reverse anal sex.
Romantic.
Heil.

[kevin hash]

5:36pm.

Sketch farts that feel bubbly means it is time to dump it all out.

BOOOM........effortless explosion of gravy.

Stinks like meat. Brisket blaster

My butt lips feel slobbery. Wiping will be a treat.

7/10
The farty explosion was worth it.
Woof woof.

[kevin hash]

5:38pm.

Hit suddenly. Feels like it's going to break some spokes.

Ugghgjvggbhh........pushed out with a big poppin fart. Feels pretty thick.

Asshole slammed shut. Pinched that off real good. No smell which is seriously weird.

Some bubblegum drops clinging to butt pubes. Can feel them sliding down.

Squirt of pee to send this one off to the history books.

6.377/10
Business-like.
Ahoy.

[kevin hash]

5:33pm.

No big urge just trying some things out.

Ughhhhhhh.........sturdy shove yields a steaming hot sausage of stinky tinky.

Smells dense. Gotta lean back for full whiffage

5.72/10
Very formal. Brown tie affair.
Putting on the shits.

Woof.

[Zerohero]

5:33pm.

No big urge just trying some things out.

Ughhhhhhh.........sturdy shove yields a steaming hot sausage of stinky tinky.

Smells dense. Gotta lean back for full whiffage

5.72/10
Very formal. Brown tie affair.
Putting on the shits.

Woof.

[insert Fanfare about here]
Samuel D. Ellington IV, Esq., after a fine sea bass fillet, deposited a soft tan stool. (curtsey, bow, and curtain call).

[kevin hash]

4:00pm.

Been ripping some bubbly farts that stink rather nicely.

Time to bump out a hot shit perhaps?

Ugghhhhhhhhgjgvhhcgg........pushing out a bumpy and creamy stick of dreadful smelling shit. It broke on the way out.

Uvgghhh....oof shoving that last hunk of bubblegum out of my shit pipe into the pissy water below.

Fuckin reeks.

4.2/10
Not much yield but holy fuck does it ever stink.
Heil.

[Zerohero]

now reading the Mercyful Fate book, on a toi___

barry nary mentioned a cock --think turned gay from too much trim.

[kevin hash]

Got bored with cunt so he decided to try a few pricks out.

Fuck I need to shit but nothin is on the horizon currently.

Wonder how big Barry's turds are?

[Zerohero]

Got bored with cunt so he decided to try a few pricks out.

Fuck I need to shit but nothin is on the horizon currently.

Wonder how big Barry's turds are?

I think his logs wear little mini-cufflinks, cause he's a classy chap

[ghost boner]

I shit so much this morning the pile rose above the water!

[kevin hash]

That is a beautiful thing!

[Zerohero]

That is a beautiful thing!

I think that's called....

Shit Island

[Necrophilic Mallard]

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Got some stomach virus/food poisoning a few days ago.
Completely drained my bowels from both ends...luckily not simultaneously.
Couldn't hold down rice, and had a fever.

At one point woke up with a very painful achilles cramp due to the dehydration, and then had to attempt to walk to the bathroom to blow out some more liquid fire from my ass. It's still slightly sore and raw.

0/10

[kevin hash]

0?

No way.....I need that in my life.

[ghost boner]

Had the same thing and if you like shitting as much as you say you do you'd hate it. I would just be laying there and feel nothing and just have underwear full of shit. It's not satisfying, it's miserable. I had to pack my ass with TP and just lay and wait. I wouldn't wish it on anyone


Also, shit island

[kevin hash]

3:12pm.

Concentration was shot....was starting to get the shakes from having an insane urge to shit.

Ugghhhhjj....POP.,........soft serve blaster. Hot and sizzling. My asshole is burning like a mug.

Fuckin stinks like rotten meat. Total cryptic doodoo.

Wonder If there is more in the hopper but I'm nervous about extra sizzle.

Compulsive spasm and a shove.....a few errant dribbles of wet mud plopping out.

8/10 relief and pure sexy smell.
Heil.

[Zerohero]

now reading the Mercyful Fate book, on a toi___

when recording Melissa, someone stoleded king's jacket

[Zerohero]

KingDiamond shitty setlist...

The Eye of The Shit
Black Horseshit
The Family Ghost-Poopie
Shitting in the Dark
Shit Me At Midnight
Unclean Shits
Slippery Shits
The Floating Shit

Mercyful fate shitlist...

Desecration of (toilet)Bowls
Nuns have No Runs

[kevin hash]

Abigail 2 the shit.

I'm feeling a greasy sizzler comin on.

[Necrometer]

you ever think

maybe

juuust maybe

it's time to GIVE a shit, for a change?

#teamcare

[Zerohero]

remember the time Deez Nuts (I think) at a bowl of colon blow and posted photos of raging shaggy shit, in a toi)_?

[kevin hash]

you ever think

maybe

juuust maybe

it's time to GIVE a shit, for a change?

#teamcare

They all are given.

As a gift to me.