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10:20 am

Concentration shattered. I cannot work in these conditions time to get real and sexy and release them turds.

Uggghghfhfhhhh....effortless push with minimal effort. Long warm poopoo bus leaves my ass.

Pure stink. Smells like 100% shit.

Ugggghhhhhhhh.....push out a fine little plopper.

Here comes more.....poot....hot airy and reeking. Followed up by a fairly nice beefy log. Steaming hot.

I think there might be a few mini ploppers laying back. Need to get my rectal contractions in line first.

Uhhhuuhgggfhhhh.....little more pushing involved but there is definitely some....plop......to come.

It's okay drop your clay.

9:52am

Time to let some logs go.

Buns hit seat as a fluffy airy fart hisses out.

Ughfhgfvhhh......medium push. I predict a club shaped turd.

Hot thick beefy shit slides out like magic. Hits the water gently like an Olympic diver.

No smell unless i lean back then I get the full on pissy whiffs dancing with poop particles. It's gentle. Its a nice blend.

No follow up droppers or ploppers. No fine nuggets of shit. Just a pieces of piss to close this one down.

Quality shit. 6/10.

Reading Iron Maiden book on the toilet... deep now into the shitty era of maiden, totally appropriate.

Does it get the bowels a'rumbling?

Shit Factor.

Virtual Poop

9:25am

Time for sexiness.

Uggjghchhhhhcgghhh.....long. easily a foot or more still coming out.

Has not reached potential yet.

Quiet yet moist butthole closure snips the shit with ease. Not quite soft serve but more of a thick dough.

Doesn't have much smell which is kinda weird. Hoping for a little more even though this initial log was warm and meaty.

This will work. I feel light as a feather right now.

7/10 for sheer length alone.

Heil.

10:40 PM

A little bedtime special.....could it be?

Butt feels full so I better check. Buns hit seat. Stomach is rumbling. Gonna give it my all....

Ughgvhhhvhvjvjjjh.....sturdy push.......overheated hunky log slides out at a snails pace.

Inch by inch.....then PLOP.

Some extra hot piss leaves my prick. A slight hint of butt sweat and rotten meat fumes. Notes of pepperoni lacing the night air along with a strong piss smell.

Quality. Shitting is better than jacking off.

11:06 PM

My farts for the last 30 mins have become increasingly eggy.

I think I will spray diarrhea tonight.

11:14am

The lords day.

And God said......ughgjjjjjjgfhfgg......then nothing. I think I'm dealing with some compressed shit briquettes.

Oh wait.....here we go......uggghgjhfh....its lamaze time.

Hee hee hee hoo hoo hoo

Push.....I can smell it. Small pebble falls. A prelude to the big log. Thick and hard. Feels dense. Warm.

A subtle crackling fart emits.

4/10 pretty fucking useless. I need diarrhea.

I love looking at the time and then the actual time stamp of these posts. Almost every time is 4 minutes. Like clockwork

7:51pm

It's coming on strong boys. Time for the ol reverse buttfuck.

Start off with a hissy and flabby fart.

Ufuguggjjhgjjhjjj......Delightful push.

Plop.....plop...............plop. 3 heavy chunks of devils food drop into the pissy water.

Nice whiffs of buttsweat but no overt poop fumes. Oh wait......there we go. Slight poopy sniffage but it faded fast.

Odd yet satisfying.

6/10. Heil.

9:26am

Not feeling a super strong urge but I shall give it the old college try.

Uggghhhhhh.....slow birth. Hard bumpy barrel shaped log leaves the poop garage and slips into the water like a fat whore slips into a teddy.

Little crap and sweat scent is bubbling around.

Piss leaves dick. It's a start.

4:56 pm

It's my birthday! Time to bump.

Ughhghhhbb........steamy hot glacial log slides out at a snails pace. Took about 15 seconds to come out.

Asshole sliced the turd off like a butter knife through dough

A follow up gumball falls gracefully. My shit smells just like the farts I've been pulling.....total eggified

I predict a large rager turd. Fuck. My asshole hurts.

I like it.

8/10 classy.

Probably gonna be more later. In fact I'm banking on it. Okay time to scrape the mud from my buttlips.

1:12pm

Stomach is hurting.....let's hope for a blowout.

Push.......ugjggj c hfjfgjffhhhhhb.

Fat long turd slides out my coal chute. Took about 20 seconds for the whole thing to get out. Glacial and think in body as well as stink.

Push out a lil Hershey kiss that plops in nicely.

Fuck.....the whole bathroom reeks like egg farts with hints of piss fumes and notes of ass pubes.

Piece of piss to cap off my doggie impersonation.

Woof woof.
7/10

9:49am

Not feeling anything serious but felt like I needed to have a little am butt sex in reverse.

Here goes.

Ugghhhhhhh pushing.....and a hissy little poot issues forth.

Here comes the poop. Hits the water with a funky splash. Felt like a bumpy stump of a turd. No smell. Fuckin pathetic.

I need a 2 foot slider followed up by substantial butt piss.

2/10. It was something but nothing special. Stupid.

10:09am

Walked into a nice fumey bathroom. Someone shit it up real good. Bowl streaked with poo poo. Time to add to the fun art project.

Ass hits seat and a creaky slow burning fart oozes out.

Now.....for the main course.

Poot. Hiss.......ughhhgff

Hot smacky wet log muscles it's way out of the chamber like a high school bully. Plops in gracefully.

Stinks pretty nice. Now to cap it off with a squirt of pee for maximum fun.

6/10.

Woof.

5:59pm

Been holding a banger in for about 2 hours. I can't think straight.

Buns are sweaty.

Ufggghfhhhhhhhhhhh......hard push. Bulbous fat girthy rambler eases on out.

Quiet splash. Water hit my nuts.

Pushing out a second less hunky heater. This one feels stuck. Asshole snaps it off all impatient like.

Trying to push out the remainder but all I'm doing is pressing more bubblegum out which just wakes clean up a big stupid scrape job.

No poop scent. Odd.

Felt killer. Love those fat shits that beat on your mind as well as your asshole.

7/10
Poop it's what's for dinner

10:27am

Guess what?

Time to shit!!!

Ghfufugugjvuhhh......effortless shove......hot bumpy log of soft serve comes tumbling out.

Smells eggy as fuck.

Piss comes like pure glory to lace up with the poop fumes. Smells like a bathroom at a shopping mall.

8/10 for ease of use and all American smell.

11:43

Coffee is hittin...

Ugghgghhhh.......no effort whatsoever. Thick log of shit meat leaves my asshole. Still crawling out. Easily a foot long.

Pushing out a little more her.....ugghhh....boofy sounding cake farts blast out....total brown notes.

Another fine hunk of poopoo eases on out. I feel like a million bucks right now.

There's a small nugget lodged in my coal chute preventing a clean comfy closure. But with a little bit of spasms this will all work out. Smells nice and fun in here.

My piss is overheated and smells like coffee.

8/10 the smell is divine.

REO poopwagon

Maiden book done, now reading Lou Reed book, got from Ollie's discount store, on a toi)))__t.
justgettin started. Lou reed sucking cocks, just to be "shoCKKIng11", or really likes sucking cocks, or sucking cocks for dopE.? what a story.
Might take a while, thick book... will be many dumps before find out if he blew Lars or Jamezz, but thats a chapter in contents.

Lou Reed sucked dick for all reasons:

Loves sucking dick
Loves dope
Loves being edgy

I need a hot shit today.

2:46pm

I wished for it and here we go....its a full butt dumper

Uggghghhhhhh......power shove. Out comes a tightly pressed bulbous poopoo steamer.

Butt lips are hot. Bathroom stinks like something yummy.

Chocolate drop leaves in a hurry to join the mother shit on a fun water slide to the sewer. So crazy. One flush and this mighty chunk of butt stuffing will be down the road.

8/10 what a steamy banger.
Woof.

5:34pm

Let's get this weekend off to a roaring start by ripping some turds.

Uggfhfhhhhh.......wet smacking effects accompany this wet greasy fatso.

Felt thick and smells thick.

Little extra nudge to get a tiny nugget out.

Lean back and Sautee in the fumes of burnt meat and piss. Smells nice and beefy in here.

7/10.

Sweet all American past time.

5:01pm.

Saturday.....in the butt.....I think the turds are wanting to fly.

Uggghhhhhh.....hard push. Slender greaser leaves the pipe.

Fuckin stinks.

Low yield doodoo. High stink factor.

5/10 simple and direct.

9:15am

Fuckin hittin like a motherfucker.

No push just sit down and let the slimy grease bomb leave my ass with a chorus of wet fart pops.

Easy. Smells like a septic tank.

4/10. Not the best not the worst.

The farts this morning are a smelly harbinger of things to cum.

Just ripped a bubbly eggster and the whole office smells like poop.

Perfect.