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vern listen to me
she has 4 kids because she's so hot
she has 4 kids because she's so hot
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
I have 8 children.
I have 8 children.
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What's the issue here? Wrap your dick up and stab her in the ovaries.
Fuck that dinner and movie shit though.
Invite her over and get up in her belly. Repeat for as long as she'll tolerate it.
Fuck that dinner and movie shit though.
Invite her over and get up in her belly. Repeat for as long as she'll tolerate it.
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i know i should still try and just bone but i might really just leave this chick alone. as fatbus said the 4 kids thing is nuts. and ive been to her house they are all hyper as shit. i havent talked to her today and i dont think i will anymore. i feel like im going behind my friends back and i just cant do that, even for hot ass girl pussy. fuck it. single forever
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You only live once.ghost boner wrote: ↑Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:14 pm i know i should still try and just bone but i might really just leave this chick alone. as fatbus said the 4 kids thing is nuts. and ive been to her house they are all hyper as shit. i havent talked to her today and i dont think i will anymore. i feel like im going behind my friends back and i just cant do that, even for hot ass girl pussy. fuck it. single forever
Do not pass up the chance to beat her guts in.
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I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
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oh wow what a story unfolding before us. initially I was like "vernon shouldn't post that here - it's just a straight up brag" but then your update post made it sound like she was using you to get to your friend, and then I was like "oh, he's in the clear because he bragged and NOW he is being humbled". but she still wants to hang out with you. if you end up fucking this chick (which you totally should), you probably shouldn't post about it in here. but then again she's probably going to manage to get pregnant no matter how hard to try to prevent it, so there's still a path towards humility. carry on, I guess.
I think that asshole was calling you lazy.
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137 guests rooting for vern
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Ross - to be honest I thought a humblebrag was just a normal brag haha. Guess I didnt factor in the first word. Like the idiot I am. Oh and shit goes down between us I am absolutely posting it here. Fuck you and your rules! Also that's what I was saying about being lazy? Does this guy know that putting up fence in the middle of the desert in august requires quite the amount of work. Not even counting the 18 pack I put down the night before?
Kev- wtf!!! How are there this many guests???
Kev- wtf!!! How are there this many guests???
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Update: been talking to her all day. She just asked about if I've talked to friend (assuming about her and I talking to each other) I said no I havent seen him today, which is true, and I'm all bummed like dammit she did just want talk about dude. Then she said shes bummed I didnt tell her he wasnt home cause she would've come over with her homegirl. Then I remembered she wanted me to talk to him about her and I talking to each other and how I'm not trying to go behind his back. I dunno. Seems cool to me so far. Totally gonna try and get shits done. Sorry I took over this thread. Just thought you guys would like ups on this sitch
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I'm clocking BING-BOT. gtfo!!!
you sound just like BING-BOT
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hahaha
here's a real humblebrag from my stupid life for you:
one terrible one that fell SO flat recently was a full-of-himself prof tweeting something like "me when I try to take care of all the new emails in my inbox" and then there was a gif of some cat-whack-a-mole thing where the cats keep popping up. so he's whining about this task that's annoying to him, but the subtext is that he wants everyone to know how many emails he gets. (it's one of the only tweets from this guy that nobody "like"d.) the more pathetic the "brag" part (who cares if you get emails, dude), the more satisfying it is to accuse someone of sneakily bragging about it.
people complaining about traveling so much is another classic. or having too many friends, social engagements, etc.
it's really not something one can do intentionally, which is why you're slightly better than bing bot and also why this thread was always doomed. also the guy who coined the term killed himself.
here's a real humblebrag from my stupid life for you:
the bragging happens in the subtext. on the surface I'm complaining, but the implication is that I really just want to tell everyone that I am a very fancy/smart scientist with so many tabs.I fucking hate it when I'm trying to write a grant proposal, researching a new field, and I have so many tabs open in chrome that the regular tab icons become smaller than the "pinned" tab icons
one terrible one that fell SO flat recently was a full-of-himself prof tweeting something like "me when I try to take care of all the new emails in my inbox" and then there was a gif of some cat-whack-a-mole thing where the cats keep popping up. so he's whining about this task that's annoying to him, but the subtext is that he wants everyone to know how many emails he gets. (it's one of the only tweets from this guy that nobody "like"d.) the more pathetic the "brag" part (who cares if you get emails, dude), the more satisfying it is to accuse someone of sneakily bragging about it.
people complaining about traveling so much is another classic. or having too many friends, social engagements, etc.
it's really not something one can do intentionally, which is why you're slightly better than bing bot and also why this thread was always doomed. also the guy who coined the term killed himself.
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I think that last sentence made me happier than anything in a very long time
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also, what I did in my above post is - in the vernacular - known as vernsplaining
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I agree! Thanks for helping mr boa
We're all in this together
Vern I hope you get whatever you want out of that crazy situation
We're all in this together
Vern I hope you get whatever you want out of that crazy situation
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AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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I finally tried out a tube screamer and now i understand the hype. playing skill +1 due to tone.
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What would Ben do?ghost boner wrote: ↑Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:27 pm Update: been talking to her all day. She just asked about if I've talked to friend (assuming about her and I talking to each other) I said no I havent seen him today, which is true, and I'm all bummed like dammit she did just want talk about dude. Then she said shes bummed I didnt tell her he wasnt home cause she would've come over with her homegirl. Then I remembered she wanted me to talk to him about her and I talking to each other and how I'm not trying to go behind his back. I dunno. Seems cool to me so far. Totally gonna try and get shits done. Sorry I took over this thread. Just thought you guys would like ups on this sitch
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Ibanez or Maxon? TS9 or 808?a world of no wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:45 am I finally tried out a tube screamer and now i understand the hype. playing skill +1 due to tone.
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808 BYOC build into a JMP 2204. Can't not ACxDC.cxwx wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:56 pmIbanez or Maxon? TS9 or 808?a world of no wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:45 am I finally tried out a tube screamer and now i understand the hype. playing skill +1 due to tone.
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Sounds sick