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Ross have you dipped your toe into Goldbelly?
I'm seriously debating whether to buy like four pizzas from Gino's East in Chicago and freeze them as part of my Strategic Pizza Reserve
There are plenty of other options there if you get a hankering for erstwhile-unattainable regional cuisine
I'm seriously debating whether to buy like four pizzas from Gino's East in Chicago and freeze them as part of my Strategic Pizza Reserve
There are plenty of other options there if you get a hankering for erstwhile-unattainable regional cuisine
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Got some dough from down the street and made a few homemade pies yesterday with mom's sauce, came out fuckin bangin
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Necrometer wrote: ↑Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:58 pm I'm sure your mountain of pizza wasn't one goddamned iota bad
i should have worded that a little better. i ordered pizza for 80 dollars. it was literally 2 pizzas and some wings
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I have literally 666 motherfucking unclicked work emails - kill me
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its been a bad fucking year for unread fucvking emails
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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maybe if we'd read the goddamned emails we wouldn't be in this mess
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The highest I ever got to was 421
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I found a super quick way to de-hull bunches and bunches of black walnuts.
It's winter yet my garden is still growing parsley.
It's winter yet my garden is still growing parsley.
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bunches and bunches?
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bunches and bunches and lots of bunches
brobot wrote: "Some guy asked me if I was a robot...like a Relapse robot? I have no idea what he was talking about."
GLEN BENTON wrote: ONLY THING IS I LOOK AT THE GIRLS AT THE MOVIES, AND THERE BETWEEN 10 AND 14!
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it took me a month the get brave enough to do a flip on my trampoline i have
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I just left a lobster tail/shell in the compost at work and I'm worried that, if anyone pins this on me, I'll get a reputation
actual hbrag is that work has compost
actual hbrag is that work has compost
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its been MONTHS and you still haven't shared the walnut secret, motherfucker.
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Big drum, a drill and a paint mixing bit my dude.
I actually bought one of those weasel nut gatherers.
This makes it super easy to crack those suckers. (And just about the only way, really. Black walnuts are the best tasting nuts I've ever had. )
https://www.ebay.com/itm/174028724213?h ... SwRJhdenrN
And make some tincture while you're at it.
https://practicalselfreliance.com/black ... -tincture/
brobot wrote: "Some guy asked me if I was a robot...like a Relapse robot? I have no idea what he was talking about."
GLEN BENTON wrote: ONLY THING IS I LOOK AT THE GIRLS AT THE MOVIES, AND THERE BETWEEN 10 AND 14!
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LOSING MY MIND over people's general inability to put together a respectable CV / cover letter
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I have been forced to say okay to a shocking number of applicants with @aol emails
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I fixed a pair of broken hedge clippers today and felt slightly superior for being a gen-X loser as opposed to a millennial for half a second.
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I convinced Marc Nash to read “His Name Was Death”
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I need some sort of spam filter to triage any emails about funding opportunities involving less than $100,000 in research support
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Jason from
SUPPRESSION drawing art work for one of my stupid one persons bands
SUPPRESSION drawing art work for one of my stupid one persons bands
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successfully conducted a minor self surgery on my right eye lid to remove an annoying growth
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Jesus christ dude
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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No joke if anyone needs anything in the way of minor surgery, things sliced off or removed I'm your guy
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