Post whos having a good day and whos not

[Eight Bit Alien]

Erik 13: is having an awesome day making a giant meal thats better than everything

Pisscubes: even better probably

Mitch: having a bad meal thats cringe, with his dumb family who cringed at it, fake day.

Imagination problems, takes pills to fight off the primary colored polygons who ruin his brain time

Advances Monkey: busy inventing a nuclear camera to take pictures of ghosts. Based

[Eight Bit Alien]

Riley: based, having a responsible social distance holiday, but makes food for himself andwatches a traditional movie

Ross: Cringe, invents a new protein tube, forgets what its called and goes back to bed. Fake cringe

Torsan: thinks holidays are too self-involved, busy studying extinct dinosaurs.

[kevin hash]

Soiled Depends: drooling in his recliner after drinking too much.

Meatgrease: standing outside the plaid pantry bumming change.

Noah 13: getting buttfucked while listening to Boris.

Battletweeter: masturbating his shrunken pee pee while watching internet porn.

Amelia: in purgatory flashing her cans.

Asshole assassin: sitting on his porch listening to his wife gag on the prick of a real man.

Erik: sitting at home wishing EASY PIE was open.

Krieg: fucking off somewhere.

Torsion: who cares.

Gregoroth: farting into his couch and eating doritos. Watching the kids.

[Eight Bit Alien]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[Eight Bit Alien]

Geeheeb: Not even eating that much food for himself, mostly inventing new kinds of beans, to solve the problems, of orphans he met in a food desert. Doesn't even have time, sees too many evil problems with thanksgiving. But doesn't talk about it. BASED and INVENTING BEANS PILLED

Meatgrease: Spent the entire day angry that people on Twitter are disrespecting Thanksgiving. Has no family, career, property, or big titty gf. Lies about getting laid online and thinks he's being subtle. Fake and GAY, fail, CRINGE

[Eight Bit Alien]

Saying RIP Chuck: Based

Liking Mortician: CRINGE

[MeatGrease]

C-dubya = dries his cryin eyes with his tits while redpilled family btfos him

Ross = goes out and stabs a black homeless guy before posting about thanksgiving being a racist colonialist holiday

Geeheeb = vegan turducken causes explosive diarrhea, extols the virtues of a vegan diet

Riley= cry wanking to bbc on asian porn

[Eight Bit Alien]

cringe

fake

cringe, gay

[riley-o]

LOL this nerd couldn't possibly be more embarrassingly misguided on my porno tastes just cringe

[Eight Bit Alien]

Working out and learning MMA tricks - based
Being retarded about porn - cringe

[MeatGrease]

LOL this nerd couldn't possibly be more embarrassingly misguided on my porno tastes just cringe

Ok, chick with dick fucks gay for pay gymbro homo?!

[Necrometer]

jame:s was doing super bad and considering finally publishing his center-left manifesto (and executing the final command) until his favorite chakra got reconfigured by

[MPD]

yeesh

[MeatGrease]

Blair spent the day rocking in a fetal position on the floor of a locked janitors closet

Leon handed out murder construct cds at friendsgiving

Jofa successfully redpilled a downy kid he shares a room with

[Geeheeb]

didnt have to use my ak

[Eight Bit Alien]

Blair spent the day rocking in a fetal position on the floor of a locked janitors closet

Leon handed out murder construct cds at friendsgiving

Jofa successfully redpilled a downy kid he shares a room with

cringe....

[godofdeadlydeath]

how was my day?

[FVBTVS]

how was my day?

trick question you've never had a bad day in your entire life

[godofdeadlydeath]

<3

[kevin hash]

<3

You are thinking about making a sandwich.

[cxwx]

Ross = goes out and stabs a black homeless guy before posting about thanksgiving being a racist colonialist holiday

I just got the Patrick Bateman reference.

Bump is gay and cringe.

[Eight Bit Alien]

For about a month i thought calling things based or cringe was hilarious. But its too hard to do it as a joke, people generally just thought i was being serious when id call stuff "based and christ-pilled".