Post names of boring 2003 numetal bands

[Eight Bit Alien]

These are shitty bands from that time who weren't exactly numetal, but sounded like POD. You'd mostly hear them coming from inside a truck in a parking lot, like if you were walking to your car with groceries and you overheard music coming from the line in a Taco Bell drive-thru.

Drywall
Mellonfarm
Flush
Courtyarde
Phat Damage
Dogday
Swollow'd
Jackup
Dipp
Pitchshifter
Coinbelly
Porschelle
Filled
Burden
Nikkotine
Phatig (pronounced fatigue)

[Eight Bit Alien]

Mouthwater

[cxwx]

[postaddiction]

Jackvalve
Flakeskin
Spitsuck
Flapshot
Dirtmouth
Spurt

[Geeheeb]

Kill da Klient

[godofdeadlydeath]

Krukshank
Splynt
Shyphted
Spitt
Phad
T.U.V.
Flipt
Soot Sellar
kNee M.D.
Kock

[godofdeadlydeath]

Impermanence
Siktunes
Establishment of the Repressed
Dirt (who sound exactly like Alice In Chains but made up a bullshit story about how their frontman's grandmother told him 'Stop playing in the Dirt or you'll get Dirty!' and that's why the name stuck, it has nothing to do with the Alice In Chains album)

[Foot Foot]

Store-Rage

[kevin hash]

Yield
Dedweight
Hellth
SynPype
Ddone

[cxwx]

Kynyde

[Toilet Fleet]

TurbOTaxxX

[Eight Bit Alien]

I can't believe everyone else immediately understood exactly wtf I was talking about

this thread rules

Flapshot, TurrrboTaxsxx, Ddone and kNee M.D. are fucking me up

especially Ddone and I dont know why

[Toilet Fleet]

pik[nik]

[Eight Bit Alien]

'Elaine' by dDone, Matrix 2 soundtrack - 2002


[Soft guitar, Nickelback vocals]

They said Elaine, keep your voice down
You don't need all those fancy things
They said Elaine mind your manners
Good things come to those who can wait....

But they don't see the bruises THAT SHE COVERS WITH MAKEUP

[Louder guitars, Eddie Vedder yelling vocals]

American Freedom Ohhh ohh ohhhh woah oh oh woah oh oh
No I won't forget her Ohh ohh woah oh woah oh
Her daddy mistreats her Oh woah woah oh woah yeah
I WISH THAT HE WOULDN'T Woah oh oh hoah oh now

They said Elaine, keep your voice down.....

[Eight Bit Alien]

TRUCK by Flipt
(This one is a little more nu-metal, sounds like Limp Bizkit)

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
One two one two
Ha haaaaaa

Now they said I couldn't do it now
Ha haaa, look at me now
Now they said I was a pipsqueak
Ha haaa, look at me now
Now they said I didn't have what it took
Ha ha haa ha, look at me now

I guess they never expected it
What if I just....

HIT YOU WITH MY TRUCK
TRUCK TRUCK, HIT YOU WITH MY TRUCK

HIT YOU WITH MY TRUCK
TRUCK TRUCK, HIT YOU WITH MY TRUCK

RUN YOU DOWN, DOWN
DOWN INTO THE GROUND

MY TRUCK'LL RUN YOU DOWN
DOWN DOWN, DOWN DOWN

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
NOW NOW, NOW YOU'RE ON THE GROUND

I CAN KNOCK YOU DOWN
DOWN, DOWN, MY TRUCK WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN

[godofdeadlydeath]

hahahah this is tremendous

[godofdeadlydeath]

"Spoiled Milk" by DIRT*

(A Jar-of-Flies-style acoustic ballad that took them 30 minutes to write in a jam session, their Wiccan lead singer lit a few candles and did his best Layne Staley impression in one take)

Hey yowww naaaa heeeey
Travel through the night
Hey yowww naaaa heeeey
Tears block the dying light

I'm too far away, the taste bitter with shame
I don't want to be here, life can be so cold

Hey yowww naaa heeeey
What more can I take?
Hey yowww naaa heeeey
This God that I forsake

I'm too far sick, the taste of spoiled milk
I don't want to be here, life can be so cold

Life can be so cold
I'm growing too old
Life... cold
Life... COLD

*Again, their band name does NOT come from the iconic and seminal Alice In Chains release of the same name. It's from the lead singer's grandmother telling him to not play in the DIRT. You're all buying that, right? **

** Yes, this is a play on the lame story Sully Erna used to tell when claiming Godsmack didn't take their name from the Alice In Chains song, "Godsmack"

[Eight Bit Alien]

Welp

[Eight Bit Alien]

Bichhhmade

[cxwx]

Primer 44

Edeme

Drowning Lake

Boogerman 5000

[godofdeadlydeath]

Selluloid
Auxchord
Tablow
Hypnotika

[kevin hash]

X-Stacy
Girlfiend
Cry St.

[cxwx]

Alien Aunt Farm
Armenian Head Charge
CKY jelly
Crazy Parish
The Nadir Theory
Coal Miner
Hed PE Teacher
Hoobastink
Bill Nino
Mudvein
Rammsteinberg
O’Tep
Everythingface
Mama Roach
Wes Scantlins Soiled Panties
Skintab
Mrs Potato Prick
David Letterman Presents: Wicked Wisdom

[kevin hash]

IT WONT BE ME by DDONE

You break me down
Like a gun
Aimed at myself
You never call
When you say you will
I'm dead inside

When you pray
You really prey
On my useless heart
Your words like knives
Cut me up
Rape me Hollow

When you think you have won
Face the sun
I'm not going to be THE ONE!!!!

IT WONT BE ME
that falls
to pieces
IT WONT BE ME
that burns
In flames
IT WONT BE ME
that cries
For you
IT WONT BE ME
OR WHATS LEFT OF ME!!!!!

you shoot me up
Love like drugs
Relapsed on sex
You laugh out loud
You leave me cold
For other boys

You stare me down
In the dark
To try and shame me
You suck me off
With broken lips
And tell me more lies

You think you have won
Face the FUCKIN SUN
Realize I'm not the one

IT WONT BE ME
That begs for mercy
IT WONT BE ME
That asks for more
IT WONT BE ME
That takes the blame
IT WONT BE ME
OR WHATS LEFT OF US

We meet in shadows
Die for just a little while
You feed off my pain
You've tainted my love
MY FUCKING LOVE

IT WONT BE ME
that breaks a promise
IT WONT BE ME
that falls to pieces
IT WONT BE ME
that falls for lies
IT WONT BE ME
NOT FUCKING ME
IT WONT BE
IT WONT

WHATS LEFT OF ME????

[Eight Bit Alien]

HAHHAHAHAH