Post names of boring 2003 numetal bands

[godofdeadlydeath]

"FUCK YOU, BITCH" by SPITT

YOU TOOK FROM ME
YOU STOLE MY HEART
YOU'VE BROKEN ME
YOU REEK OF FARTS

FUCK YOU BITCH
YOU'RE A SOULLESS WHORE
FUCK YOU BITCH
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

YOU BITCH AND WHINE
YOU DRINK YOUR WINE
YOU CALL ME NAMES
YOU'RE FUCKING LAME

FUCK YOU BITCH
YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT
FUCK YOU BITCH
I'M THROUGH WITH IT

I COULD TELL YOU IT'S OVER
BUT THAT MIGHT HURT YOUR EGO
I'LL END IT MY OWN WAY
BY HANGING MYSELF

FUCK YOU BITCH
NOW YOU'RE ALONE
FUCK YOU BITCH
I'M DEAD AND GONE

HAHA... CUNT!

[Foot Foot]

BULLSYN
CANDIRUIN

[kevin hash]

Rayvyn
So(0)t

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Disgruntled
Firm Gelatin
Mama Mantis
Wrist Cutters
Crud Capillary
Washitun Playground
Insane City

[THE KILL]

Phat Damage

[Eight Bit Alien]

"Spoiled Milk" by DIRT*

(A Jar-of-Flies-style acoustic ballad that took them 30 minutes to write in a jam session, their Wiccan lead singer lit a few candles and did his best Layne Staley impression in one take)

Hey yowww naaaa heeeey
Travel through the night
Hey yowww naaaa heeeey
Tears block the dying light

I'm too far away, the taste bitter with shame
I don't want to be here, life can be so cold

Hey yowww naaa heeeey
What more can I take?
Hey yowww naaa heeeey
This God that I forsake

I'm too far sick, the taste of spoiled milk
I don't want to be here, life can be so cold

Life can be so cold
I'm growing too old
Life... cold
Life... COLD

*Again, their band name does NOT come from the iconic and seminal Alice In Chains release of the same name. It's from the lead singer's grandmother telling him to not play in the DIRT. You're all buying that, right? **

** Yes, this is a play on the lame story Sully Erna used to tell when claiming Godsmack didn't take their name from the Alice In Chains song, "Godsmack"

this is fucking too much dude jesus christ

[kevin hash]

ALIEN by Bent

I don't know my own face
I'm trapped in a frozen body
I can't see myself in a mirror
You run away from me.....myself
I fade from frame
Someone replaces me
In MySpace
Wasted

Alien
I am
Unknown
Unwanted
Alien
I am
Growing older
Unloved

You breathe out nightshade
Falling for a broken body
Chop up powder on a mirror
You run away from you.....myself
I taste your blame
Someone replaces need
In cyberspace
Longing

Alien
I am
Unknown
Unwanted
Alien
I am
Getting colder
Unpopular

You pretend you don't see me
I pretend I can't see you
I am longing for rejection
That comes from your fucking dismissal

Alien
Unloved
Alien
Unknown
Alien
I fade
Awaiting
The end
Rejection

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Fuuuuuck

[kevin hash]

YOU WILL NEVER GET IT by BUGTOOTH

I think of you and I get so mad
How you deny my love
You said you wanted it
Subliminal sex you flaunted it
Remember me

Now you have moved on
Left me feeling dead inside
I swore my devotion to you
From the very start
Then you took a knife to my heart
I won't forget

Now.....its my turn
You.....will feel the burn
I.....left it all on the floor
You will never get it

I think of you and I get so sad
How you deny my sex
You wanted to taste it
Subliminal death you hunted it
Remember us

What lies do you tell him
About how I was so bad to you
He swore his devotion to theft
When you crushed my heart
Then you forgot all about the summer
I won't forget
Us

[godofdeadlydeath]

hahahaha

[Geeheeb]

i want to say this shit just writes itself, but friend you are truly an artist

[godofdeadlydeath]

"Son of a Bitch (Mommy)" by KRUKSHAFT

You popped me out
You let me cry
You smoke your dope
Left me to die

I'm a son of a bitch
(You're my mother)
That makes you a bitch
Mommy, you fucking whore

Did good in class
You didn't care
Did bad in school
You weren't there
You brought home guys
Who beat my ass
You are nothing
A piece of trash

I'm a son of a bitch
(You're my mother)
That makes you a bitch
Mommy, you fucking...

(clean single-note riff, repeated)
*whispers* bitch.... you're a bitch.... fucking bitch... you know what you are? you're a...

(same riff heavily distored)
BITCH! (x8)

Fuck you, I'm going to live with Dad!

Lyrics by: Felipe Filth
Music by: Dustin "Bonez" Brown
=====================================

[kevin hash]

i want to say this shit just writes itself, but friend you are truly an artist

It kinda does.

I turned on some E-Town Concrete last night for inspiration.

[kevin hash]

"Son of a Bitch (Mommy)" by KRUKSHAFT

You popped me out
You let me cry
You smoke your dope
Left me to die

I'm a son of a bitch
(You're my mother)
That makes you a bitch
Mommy, you fucking whore

Did good in class
You didn't care
Did bad in school
You weren't there
You brought home guys
Who beat my ass
You are nothing
A piece of trash

I'm a son of a bitch
(You're my mother)
That makes you a bitch
Mommy, you fucking...

(clean single-note riff, repeated)
*whispers* bitch.... you're a bitch.... fucking bitch... you know what you are? you're a...

(same riff heavily distored)
BITCH! (x8)

Fuck you, I'm going to live with Dad!

Lyrics by: Felipe Filth
Music by: Dustin "Bonez" Brown
=====================================

This here is quality. Fuckin Korn should use this one.

[kevin hash]

NAYSAYER by Splitcutter

Yeh.....
Hell yeh.....
Time to get lit.....
YEAH!!!

Nay.....sayer!!!

You tryin too hard to be different
But you know you ain't the hit
So you cop a 'tude and get lit
Suckin a 40 down at the park
With the homies
Thinkin you da tha bomb
Like you got somethin for me
I gave you a chance at the action
But you didn't get it
Cuz you know how hard I would hit it
Gangsta bitch down on the scene
Put your eyes on me and get a dose of my gasoline

NAY
NAY
NAY
NAYSAYER
You should know better than to tell me no
Come and be my girl and let's go
NAY
NAY
NAY
NAYSAYER
Leave that gangsta world behind
Let big daddy come inside

So should I.....YES
or should I.......NO
Let that bitch ride
Or let that bitch go
I really want her
I wanna bust her
She's a hoodrat bitch
Poppin off with all the bluster
Down on the set knockin dudes out da frame
She thinkin the hood gonna bring her fame
But when I roll on by that look in her eyes
Tells me she's ready to disrobe tonight


NAY
NAY
NAY
NAYSAYER
You should know better than to tell me no
Come and be my girl and let's go to the show
NAY
NAY
NAY
NAYSAYER
Leave that gangsta world behind
I need a bad ass bitch to be my blushing bride

Ooh
Yeh baybeh
I see you lookin my way....
I know you want this.....

(Girl's voice)
Ooh yeah daddy I do

(Dude)
Take off that gangsta gear baybeh
Slip into this teddy I got you at Frederick's of hollywood baybeh
What do you say?

(Girl)
NAY

FUCK!!!!

NAY
NAY
NAY
NAYSAYER
You should know better than to tell me no
Come and be my girl and let's go
NAY
NAY
NAY
NAYSAYER
Leave that gangsta world behind
Let big daddy come inside
Do it!!!

Do it!!!
BITCH!!!!!

[Eight Bit Alien]

Holy shit dude ahahahah

[kevin hash]

JUNKIE by Ozone69

I need a fix
I need a twist
I need to float
Alone

I need some smack
I need a life raft
I need to stop this pain
With you

You gave me love
When I had none
Now I'm on my own
Dirt in my hands

There is no intervention
There is no God
I am a....

JUNKIE
I am in a hole
JUNKIE
I have no soul
JUNKIE
I'm a voodoo doll
JUNKIE
I'll take it all

My family's gone
I'm a fashionable fraud
I'm drained of life
It's you

I won't blame
My own shame
On your love
So warm

Hope is lost
Pay my cost
Jump into
My grave

There is no hope in this life
A final wound
I am a....

JUNKIE
I am in a hole
JUNKIE
I have no soul
JUNKIE
I'm a voodoo doll
JUNKIE
I'll take it all

The sirens call me to the night
Only the black can make it right
Even though I might die this time
I'm gonna get so high

(Breakdown / record scratching part)

(Quiet verse whispered vokillz)
Laid down my hand
Don't understand
How I drifted away
From life

Down on luck
I've come undone
My pulse has slowed.......

TO A CRAWL!!!!

There is no intervention
There is no God
I am a....

JUNKIE
I am in a hole
JUNKIE
I have no soul
JUNKIE
I'm a voodoo doll
JUNKIE
I'll take it all

YEAH!!!!!
JUNKIE......YEAH!!

SAVE ME!!!!!
STOP ME!!!!
YEAH!!!!

[godofdeadlydeath]

wow

[Eight Bit Alien]

'Relish' by Badflower


You used to be NEAR
But now that you're FAR
Everything's CLEAR
I see who you ARE

Used to be HAPPY
Now I am SAD
EVERYYTHings BROKEN NOW
Hope that you're GLAD

When you were CLOSER
I believed all your LIES
Now that you're SO FAR FAR AWAY
My love for you DIES

(Song becomes faster)

The pain of losing you
Is what im going through
And when it is over
(Screaming)
ILL FINALLY.
BE OVER.
YOUuOUUUUU


(Guest Appearance: black guy who never appears on any other mainstream song or music video)

Ayo ayo ayo check it!

These chickenheads, bow down!
And learn to give respect,
My homies Badflower be stressin
With the whackness and regret!

Am I feelin that?
Hell yeah I am!
B(#$@%) better come correct,
If you be dissin on my homeboys,
Then you comin with the disrespect!

But check the situation,
This aint a simulation,
I glock up, and fill clips!
What I got to say to you?
That B($#%@) can get the biscuit!

(Gun sound effects BLAM)

(Normal part of song resumes:)

The pain of losing you
Is what im going through
And when it is over
Ill finally be over you

The pain of losing you
Is what im going through
And when it is over
Ill finally be over you

[cxwx]

An old friend of mine wants to start a band and have it be the stupidest thing possible. I’m tempted to steal these and turn them into actual songs.

[death by snoo snoo]

SEPTUM
s00t
diddlerontheroof
Cuntstankerous
Sh!mmy
bunkhed
foodcourt
7digitcreampie
pUm@

[Foot Foot]

"Meet Hook" by SCARCADE

bitch be cool
love your hate for me
kick the stool
out from under your feet
race your drool
to my big pants bulging
why you cruel
when i was always loving?

you made this hard
when you made me hard
and left my name
out of your black book
now all i have
is my little metal friend
you fucking bitch,
i'd like you to Meet Hook.

[godofdeadlydeath]

Shovelbord
Huvercraftt
Stukk
Lipschitz

[cxwx]

[kevin hash]

PULL by StumpTrukk

Lies so cold
Sellout trash
Take my soul
Burnt to ash
Crush me
Make it hurt
Lift your skirt
Red alert

You make me hate you
I lust for a part of you
I don't need you
I just need to....

Pull
Out
Pull
You in
Pull them down
Pull
On me

Don't need your thoughts
Love I forgot
Just let me rot
Cop a squat
Lie again
Let's pretend
To be friends
Hit send

You make me hate you
I lust for a part of you
I don't need you
I just need to....

Pull
Out
Pull
You in
Pull them down
Pull
On me

You can't block me
Just unlock me
Set me so free
With your sensuality
Make your learn
Make you squirm
Unlock me
Sexuality