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Because he believed in magic
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Did you hear what happened to Lorena Bobbit in traffic? Some dick cut her off
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Knock knock
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eyes
eyes who?
eyes yo new pres-o-dent
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what's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

eric clapton wouldn't let a bag of coke fall out of a window
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Christ fed thousands of people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Hitler made millions of Jews toast
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what do you call an ethiopian defecating? A showoff
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Wow, today I learned...
Eric Clapton's Son Was Killed in 49-Story Fall
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hipster holocaust wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:13 pm Knock knock
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Knock knock
Come in
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hipster holocaust wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:19 pm Christ fed thousands of people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Hitler made millions of Jews toast
How many Jews fit in a Volkswagen?
300
Two in the front two in the back and 296 in the ashtray.
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hipster holocaust wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:49 pm what do you call an ethiopian defecating? A showoff
I’m trying to remember the Ethiopian jokes the vampire told in that one Brett Easton Ellis story but I can’t remember any of them.
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this thread fucking rules
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i cant write traditionally structured jokes at all, and it makes me wonder who does

its such a special thing, who the hell made all these? they're beautiful little machines
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What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michel Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson’s fucked little boys.
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hipster holocaust wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:17 pm what's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

eric clapton wouldn't let a bag of coke fall out of a window
What’s Digby Pearson’s greatest fear?
Eric Claptons’ lawyer
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gold. also, i just came here to say at work when i first started we were installing these secondary locks that only let the window open up 4 inches. when i asked if it was for safety so children couldnt fall out of the window the dude i was working with just goes "yeah, thanks eric clapton!" and i still think about that almost every day
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cxwx wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:25 pm What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michel Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson’s fucked little boys.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the sale at Kids Gap?

He heard pants were half off
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The rabbi’s kid goes to him and asks for $20. Rabbi asks “$15? What do you need $10 for…”
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Why can’t Stevie Wonder read?

Because he’s black
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How come Italians wear gold chains?

So they know how far down they have to shave
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What was the last thing that went through Kurt Cobain’s mind before he killed himself?

His teeth
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hipster holocaust wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 5:11 pm How come Italians wear gold chains?

So they know how far down they have to shave
What does IROC stand for?

Italian retard out cruising
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What's long and hard on an 18 year old black kid?

8th grade
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