Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

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What did Dr. Fauci say to the q anon shaman?

Nice cock.
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Necrophilic Mallard wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:45 pm Why don't anti vaxxers lock up their bikes?

Because they knows someone who locked up their bike and it still got stolen.
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A Catholic priest is being wheeled back to his bed after surgery.
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The nurse replies, " no, I just took a shortcut through pediatrics"
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Just heard this one...

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White?

Paul Walker made it to 100 before he died.
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Q. How many cave men rip my arms and legs off every day
A. I heard your voice through a photograph I thought it up and brought up the past Once you know you can never go back I gotta take it on the other side
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I thought of a Taylor Hawkins joke but feel like a prick if I say it.
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What did Taylor Hawkins say to will Smith?

Yo bro.....you got any coke?
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What’s the difference between Kurt Cobain and Taylor Hawkins.


23 years.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 1:45 pm Q. How many cave men rip my arms and legs off every day
A. I heard your voice through a photograph I thought it up and brought up the past Once you know you can never go back I gotta take it on the other side
When I first heard this it was the Easter Bunny, not cave men.
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:lol:
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ive probably gone through and re-read this thread about 10 times now. the best
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What's the difference between a gang bang and a joke?

Will Smith won't let his wife be in a joke
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Necrophilic Mallard wrote: Wed Mar 30, 2022 1:07 pm What's the difference between a gang bang and a joke?

Will Smith won't let his wife be in a joke
Thats pretty awesome :lol:
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