Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

[ghost boner]

I know you don't drink but man it sounds like you've been getting into the sauce writing these. Unless I'm just an idiot, which I am, none of these make any sense!

[ghost boner]

Of course. That was for my boy bungy

[Eight Bit Alien]

how did the little girl get to school

I RIPPED HER CUNT OFF

[ghost boner]

On the other hand, james has been absolutely killing me with the nonsense ones

[Eight Bit Alien]

WHAT did the catholic priest do

THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS

[ghost boner]

HOW MANY JEWS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A GAY

40

[ghost boner]

8 BLACK GUYS WALK INTO A BAR

THEYRE ALL DEAD

[ghost boner]

WHY IS MISSIONARY THE BEST FUCK POSITION

HOLOCAUST

[ghost boner]

A MEXICAN EATS SPICY FOOD

CAUSE ITS DELICIOUS

[ghost boner]

900 GAY GUYS

[ghost boner]

WHY DO YOU ORDER BURGER KING

CAUSE YOU KILLED THE PROM QUEEN

[kevin hash]

I know you don't drink but man it sounds like you've been getting into the sauce writing these. Unless I'm just an idiot, which I am, none of these make any sense!

No booze over here brother.

Speaking of which:

How much PBR does it take to get Dave Vincent drunk?

10....1 for pazuzu and 9 for
Ia iak sakkakh iak sakkakth
Ia shaxul
Ia kingu ia cthulu ia azbul
Ia azabua

[cxwx]

I know you don't drink but man it sounds like you've been getting into the sauce writing these. Unless I'm just an idiot, which I am, none of these make any sense!

No booze over here brother.

Speaking of which:

How much PBR does it take to get Dave Vincent drunk?

10....1 for pazuzu and 9 for
Ia iak sakkakh iak sakkakth
Ia shaxul
Ia kingu ia cthulu ia azbul
Ia azabua

Reminds me of that old Grimoire Of Exalted Deeds where he told Mr Vincent “Davie Davie Davie, will you dip thy head in gravy?”

[Eight Bit Alien]

Aaahhahaha verno

[Eight Bit Alien]

WHY DID THE FAGGOT CROSS THE ROAD

HEINRICH HIMMLER

[Eight Bit Alien]

WHEN SHOULD A WOMAN SHUT UP

ALL NIGGERS STEAL CARS

[Eight Bit Alien]

A BLACK GUY GOT A JOB

IT WASNT GOOD

[Eight Bit Alien]

Guy from 1912:

TITANIC JOKE

[cxwx]

WHY DID THE WATER BUFFALO CROSS THE ROAD

BECAUSE ITS DICK WAS STUCK IN THE TURKEY WHERE THEY DONT CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING

[kevin hash]

What's the difference between a shark and a Jewish mother?

Pubes.

[cxwx]

Knock knock

HAMSTERS ARE xasthur fans

[cxwx]

[kevin hash]

How you spell relief?

Hitler.

[hipster holocaust]

Remember in 2005 Chuck Norris walked down a street with an erection and there were no survivors

[hipster holocaust]

Remember when yo mamas so hairy her armpit look like she got don king in a headlock