Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

[kevin hash]

What did Dr. Fauci say to the q anon shaman?

Nice cock.

[hipster holocaust]

Why don't anti vaxxers lock up their bikes?

Because they knows someone who locked up their bike and it still got stolen.

This is may be the best one so far

[Necrophilic Mallard]

A Catholic priest is being wheeled back to his bed after surgery.
He wakes up and says, "am I in heaven"?

The nurse replies, " no, I just took a shortcut through pediatrics"

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Just heard this one...

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White?

Paul Walker made it to 100 before he died.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Q. How many cave men rip my arms and legs off every day
A. I heard your voice through a photograph I thought it up and brought up the past Once you know you can never go back I gotta take it on the other side

[cxwx]

I thought of a Taylor Hawkins joke but feel like a prick if I say it.

[kevin hash]

What did Taylor Hawkins say to will Smith?

Yo bro.....you got any coke?

[cxwx]

What’s the difference between Kurt Cobain and Taylor Hawkins.


23 years.

[The Bill]

Q. How many cave men rip my arms and legs off every day
A. I heard your voice through a photograph I thought it up and brought up the past Once you know you can never go back I gotta take it on the other side

When I first heard this it was the Easter Bunny, not cave men.

[Eight Bit Alien]

[ghost boner]

ive probably gone through and re-read this thread about 10 times now. the best

[Necrophilic Mallard]

What's the difference between a gang bang and a joke?

Will Smith won't let his wife be in a joke

[cxwx]

[Eight Bit Alien]

What's the difference between a gang bang and a joke?

Will Smith won't let his wife be in a joke

Thats pretty awesome

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Henry Winkler was flying from New York to LA when an airplane stewardess approached him. She asked "Would you like some headphones? "Henry smiled and replied, "Of course My Dear, by the way, it's pronounced Fonz."

[Eight Bit Alien]

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Now we know what side the green power ranger was on:

Sui

[Necrophilic Mallard]

When I was a kid, my mom would tuck me in at night.

She really wanted a daughter.

[The Bill]

Why don’t blacks like to fly in cramped airplane seats?

Because their knee grows.

[cxwx]

A businessman walks about of bathroom and his secretary tells him his garage door is open so he quickly zips up.

Later he asks her what she thought of the Cadillac in his garage.

“What Cadillac? All I saw was an old VW Bug with two flat tires.”

[hipster holocaust]

Henry Winkler was flying from New York to LA when an airplane stewardess approached him. She asked "Would you like some headphones? "Henry smiled and replied, "Of course My Dear, by the way, it's pronounced Fonz."

[Eight Bit Alien]

Q. Why did Abraham Lincoln cross the road
A. To suck a dogs dick off

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Yo mama so ugly Bill Cosby gave her a Red Bull.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Thats really good

[cxwx]