Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

[ghost boner]

It took me like 8 hours. Literally. I read it online, couldn't figure it out, got pissed off and did something else. Then at night I watched the running man and the accent hit perfect within seconds of starting it. I guess I can't do accents even in my head

[ghost boner]

You gotta be fucking kidding me

[cxwx]

ooplink undahgrownd

Im gowhin tuh uhplink yuh aws. Yhool be uhndah grhound!!

[cxwx]

What the hell does the body guard say at the end? I know he was pissed from earlier when Kilean asked him if steroids made him deaf.

" I guess I'll go do some steroids?" Sounds more like "I guess I'll go cough up some steroids"

And what the hell does Nancy's mom say at the end of nightmare on elmstreet "did I keep you up all night? you look a little bit peakish/peakid" is that a word!?

[Eight Bit Alien]

I don't know how its spelled or exactly what the etymology or definition is, but I've heard that word in conversation and contextually I think it means "sick and tired". I would spell it "piqued" but I dont think its the same word as when you say "the video essay about gay subtext in ANOES 2 piqued my interest".

[postaddiction]

https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/p ... 20function

[cxwx]

Okay so it was "peaked" and I haven't been hearing things for over 35 years. I still want to know what mushmouth was saying about steroids.

[hipster holocaust]

Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your résumé?
Mexican guy: That’s when I went to yale.
Interviewer: Wow, that’s impressive. You’re hired.
Mexican guy: Thanks, I really need this yob.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Hshhahahahahhaah

[FVBTVS]

[cxwx]

What do you call an Illinois pin cushion?

Sean Grayson

[Necrophilic Mallard]

What does the dorky kid in the school library do when he finishes his magazine?



Reload

[godofdeadlydeath]

JEEEEZUS

[hipster holocaust]

That’s pretty fuckin good

[Necrophilic Mallard]

JD Vance finally responded to allegations that he fucked a couch:
“I did not have sectional relations”.

[featherboa]

groan

[cxwx]

If George Costanza got a couch from Vance would he just turn the cushion over?

[cxwx]

How is The Light In August like Friday The 13th Part 5 (The New Beginning)?

The entire movie is over a candy bar and the entire novel is over a tube of tooth paste.

[ghost boner]

This came to me in a dream

How do you say hi to Justin Barger in Spanish?

Beunas tardes

[postaddiction]

Born with eyes, hands
And half a brain
Being born addicted
To Nazi things

[ghost boner]

[Necrophilic Mallard]

I painted my computer black because I wanted it to run faster.
But now it doesn’t work.

[cxwx]

[postaddiction]

could you timestamp where this video becomes worth watching?