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I remember once on tv when i was a kid, someone yelled YO MAMMA GOT A GLASS LEG... WITH KOOL AID IN IT

Bitch busted her arm open and gravy come out

Did you hear the one about Hitler getting sucked off by Jim nabors?

He said it was pretty good for a fag.

What did the dog say to the penis?

Woof.

What did the lion say to the rabbi?

Woof.

Kyle Rittenhouse has a lot to be thankful for.

Especially the prosecuting attorney.

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Why did Kyle Rittenhouse get raped after he sued for slander

What was the last words of Kyle Rittenhouse before a person named Mohamed tore his ass up with an ar15

A pirate, a clown, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

What can i get you boys? Said the bartender.

The pirate says, "i haven't eaten in three days, so im going to kill myself tomorrow "

The clown says, "i haven't eaten in four days, so im going to break my fucking phone and get divorced."

The priest says, "i haven't eaten in five days, and when i helped my daughter with her homework i saw proof that everyone on earth is homosexual besides me."

The bartender said "Why did Ronald McDonald get aids?"

hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Sun Nov 21, 2021 6:15 pm Why did Kyle Rittenhouse get raped after he sued for slander

What was the last words of Kyle Rittenhouse before a person named Mohamed tore his ass up with an ar15

Knock knock
Who is it
Amy Fisher (Kyle Rittenhouse) BANG

What did Kyle rittenhouse say to the anarchist?

Skate and die

Why did Austin Hopp become a cop?

He was fired from the nursing home for being too lenient.

What did David Lee roth say to Valerie bertinelli?

Hitler.

Why did the Mexican girl cry when she saw her birthday present

It was Michael Graves

Three soldiers were flying in an airplane. One was fat, one was skinny, and the third one wore an eyepatch.

The fat soldier put on his parachute and said "I want to win the war, so Im going to ask god to crash a car into my face right away" and he jumped out.

The skinny soldier put on his parachute too, and said "I want to win the war, so Im going to win the lottery and break my arms and legs off and then roll my own torso to the bank like a leaky tomato until i die" and he flew away

The one eyed soldier grabbed his parachute and said "I want to win the war, because this Christmas the Hunchback of notre dame is going to rip my torso in half and throw my legs down a well, and put the top half of me in a shopping cart on the news." And he leapt out of the airplane

Finally the pilot said "Im sure glad im not vaccinated!" and he smashed the plane into Mt Rushmore.

Three girls were in a coffee shop talking. The bartender came up to ask them what they wanted.

The first girl said, "I work for grubhub and i have fibromyalgia. Ill have an extra large boiling hot coffee thrown directly into my eyes and gaping nostrils." And the waiter wrote it down.

The second girl said, "I work as a dog groomer and I have chronic fatigue. Ill have a mocha frappuccino poured into an empty dog and then thrown into a bottomless well in the cellar of an abandoned orphanage. " and the waiter wrote it down.

The third girl said "I work as a community organizer for a weed vape dispensary part time, and I have post lyme syndrome. Ill have a caramel mochiatto served in a decommissioned CAT scan machine. Then drop the machine on my head 400 times over and over like a judge banging a gavel in an unruly court. " and the waiter wrote it down.

After the waiter took down their orders he paused for a moment and said, "Dont I know you all from somewhere?" To which the first girl replied,

"We all fought for the confederacy in the civil war," and she tore his scalp open and laid eggs in his brain and later her babies came out and her babies were gay.

A man was taking a shit in the 8th grade. His mom knocked on the door and said, "David, the guy from Blockbuster called, and he said you were running up and down the aisles knocking all the movies onto the floor with an expensive trumpet surgically implanted onto your neck instead of a human head."

The man replied, "BRT DA DURT DURT DRRRRN" and his mom went to hell for watching porn.

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Yasser Arafat didn’t read a book the last 40 years of his life but loved Tom and Jerry cartoons

ghost boner wrote: ↑Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:38 am FUCK. This page could convince a suicidal person off a ledge

Or Eric Clapton’s son

What is a woman's favorite exercise?

Fusi c has Goldie Hibbing beechwood.

Why don't anti vaxxers lock up their bikes?

Because they knows someone who locked up their bike and it still got stolen.