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Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:33 pm
by kevin hash
What did Dr. Fauci say to the q anon shaman?

Nice cock.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 12:33 pm
by hipster holocaust
Necrophilic Mallard wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:45 pm Why don't anti vaxxers lock up their bikes?

Because they knows someone who locked up their bike and it still got stolen.
This is may be the best one so far :tup: :tup: :tup:

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 7:50 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
A Catholic priest is being wheeled back to his bed after surgery.
He wakes up and says, "am I in heaven"?

The nurse replies, " no, I just took a shortcut through pediatrics"

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:15 am
by Necrophilic Mallard
Just heard this one...

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White?

Paul Walker made it to 100 before he died.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 1:45 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Q. How many cave men rip my arms and legs off every day
A. I heard your voice through a photograph I thought it up and brought up the past Once you know you can never go back I gotta take it on the other side

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 9:58 pm
by cxwx
I thought of a Taylor Hawkins joke but feel like a prick if I say it.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 10:05 pm
by kevin hash
What did Taylor Hawkins say to will Smith?

Yo bro.....you got any coke?

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:01 pm
by cxwx
What’s the difference between Kurt Cobain and Taylor Hawkins.


23 years.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:24 pm
by The Bill
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 1:45 pm Q. How many cave men rip my arms and legs off every day
A. I heard your voice through a photograph I thought it up and brought up the past Once you know you can never go back I gotta take it on the other side
When I first heard this it was the Easter Bunny, not cave men.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:52 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
:lol:

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:11 pm
by ghost boner
ive probably gone through and re-read this thread about 10 times now. the best

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2022 1:07 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
What's the difference between a gang bang and a joke?

Will Smith won't let his wife be in a joke

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 3:46 pm
by cxwx

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:44 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Necrophilic Mallard wrote: Wed Mar 30, 2022 1:07 pm What's the difference between a gang bang and a joke?

Will Smith won't let his wife be in a joke
Thats pretty awesome :lol:

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:37 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
Henry Winkler was flying from New York to LA when an airplane stewardess approached him. She asked "Would you like some headphones? "Henry smiled and replied, "Of course My Dear, by the way, it's pronounced Fonz."

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:53 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
:lol: :lol: :invcross:

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2022 4:28 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
Now we know what side the green power ranger was on:

Sui

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2023 12:23 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
When I was a kid, my mom would tuck me in at night.

She really wanted a daughter.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2023 2:08 pm
by The Bill
Why don’t blacks like to fly in cramped airplane seats?

Because their knee grows.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2023 4:29 pm
by cxwx
A businessman walks about of bathroom and his secretary tells him his garage door is open so he quickly zips up.

Later he asks her what she thought of the Cadillac in his garage.

“What Cadillac? All I saw was an old VW Bug with two flat tires.”

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 10:49 am
by hipster holocaust
Necrophilic Mallard wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:37 pm Henry Winkler was flying from New York to LA when an airplane stewardess approached him. She asked "Would you like some headphones? "Henry smiled and replied, "Of course My Dear, by the way, it's pronounced Fonz."
:awesome: :awesome: :awesome:

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 8:42 am
by Eight Bit Alien
Q. Why did Abraham Lincoln cross the road
A. To suck a dogs dick off

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 10:14 am
by Necrophilic Mallard
Yo mama so ugly Bill Cosby gave her a Red Bull.

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 10:35 am
by Eight Bit Alien
:lol: :lol:
Thats really good

Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 8:35 am
by cxwx